"Gosh this is hard, I've got everything to start my very own Minecraft Roleplay EXCEPT the most important part: voice actor(s). I put up a thread and have tried EVERYTHING to attract voice actors but I just can't!"
Is this you at the moment? WELL DO I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU!! How about instead of trying to attract VAs with your advertising videos, your forum threads, etc. you find a voice actor yourself! And what better voice actor can you get then Pinky Samich? Let me explain why I'm your best option...
1) I don't charge squat, I'm doing this for the low low price of absolutely nothing
2) I ACTUALLY have good sound quality with a small low budget but effective recording studio in a small closet
3) I'll take any role you throw at me; high school student, apocalypse survivor, super sexy teenage girl (I doubt I could pull that off but) I'll do it!
4) I literally have nothing to do all day, so once you give me the lines I should be able to give them back in a jiffy!
5) I can ACTUALLY voice act, so no *say in a voice that has no expression what so ever* oh no, how did you do that? That is soooooooooooo hard to do
6) Because I'm Pinky damn Samich motherclucker!
So what are you waiting for... REPLY ALREADY!!! it took me some time to make this and I'd appreciate that :3
Now you may have seen the second half of the title that says EDITOR!!!! Well now let me tell you why you should pick me to be your editor!
1) I don't have some random crappy editor that was expensive and thought "Danm dis must be gud qualty!?!?" No... I edit with the one and only Vegas Movie Studio! It's got all sorts of crazy stuff I can do that I haven't fully explored yet!
2) I still have NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY SO I WILL GIVE THE EDITED VIDEO BACK IN A JIFFFFFFFYYYY!!!!!
3) I'm not doing this for free because I actually would like more that $3 to my name, but guess how much one video costs... not $20, not $15, NOT EVEN $10!!! Give me $5 and I will edit ANYTHING!!! No matter how long or what it is... 5 freaking dollars!!!!(of course this will require a pay pal)
Still not convince you should pick me? That sucks because you are passing up the cheapest editor for the best quality you will find on this entire website! So go... right now... REPLY AND i WILL GET BACK TO YOU!!!
Fyi I have an e-mail, Discord and Skype (well hangouts but blah) if that helps anything...