Godot has done what nary a man has done several times before.
Now before you all go raging on me saying that there is no way that this could be Minecraft's official boxart, I retort with a simple, "I didn't make it that way." I made this purely as a trophy prize to show to my friends as they stood in awe.
The actual file is set to scale with a standard DVD case, making it too large to upload to any image hosting service. Therefore, I've taken a screenshot of its view in Adobe InDesign. If you would like to download the image yourself to print and brag with, I'll paste a download link below.
I appreciate your well thought out feedback, technological, however if I may cite the first paragraph of my post, "I made this purely as a trophy prize to show to my friends as they stood in awe." Have you ever tried impressing a clique of prepubescent freshman? It's actually quite simple.
Oh yes, and a point of clarification, you can't conform the ESRB rating to the youngest age group that plays it. I rated it E10+ because of the Fantasy Violence.