A million swings was the way
I'd overwhelm opponents
And watch them twitch and jerk
I thought I'd found my pace
But then I tried that new snapshot
And spam-clicking doesn't work
I'm learning to chop again
Take a swing then wait just long enough
Then I strike again!
I'm learning to chop again
Can't you see new tactics open up?
Combat's fresh again!
Do you remember the days
We'd scarf enchanted apples
And fought without concern
Battles felt all the same
But with shields, axes, new arrows
Now there's more to learn!
I'm learning to chop again
Take a swing then wait just long enough
Then I strike again!
I'm learning to chop again
Can't you see new tactics open up?
Combat's fresh again!
Now
A new End is in sight
With more stuff to find
Let's see what's within
New dragon fights and cities in the sky
More mobs to find and tons of blocks to mine
My shield's design will help me to survive
New potion kinds; arrow effects in mind
And if I need, the dragon gets revived
The End there gets better
There's more places to hike
Elytra lets me glide!
The shulkers make me rise!
Swept off my feet
I'm headed for the skies!
Just let the haters hate
I'm loving one-point-nine!
Just tend to the Ender
Give chorus fruit a try!
I'm loving all these treats
Kiss one-point-eight goodbye!
The Nether? Forget there!
The End's where it's better!
I'm learning to chop again
Take a swing then wait just long enough
Then I strike again!
I'm learning to chop again
Can't you see new tactics open up?
Combat's fresh again!
I'm learning to chop again
For some people changing may be rough
I'm learning to chop again
Zombie sieges may be rather tough...
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"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no impact on the macro level."
-Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater
"90% of the Internet's statistics are made-up, and 7/8 of its quotes are misattributed."
-Abraham Lincoln, 16th US President
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Chop (The 1.9 Song)
Parody of "Walk" by Foo Fighters
A million swings was the way
I'd overwhelm opponents
And watch them twitch and jerk
I thought I'd found my pace
But then I tried that new snapshot
And spam-clicking doesn't work
I'm learning to chop again
Take a swing then wait just long enough
Then I strike again!
I'm learning to chop again
Can't you see new tactics open up?
Combat's fresh again!
Do you remember the days
We'd scarf enchanted apples
And fought without concern
Battles felt all the same
But with shields, axes, new arrows
Now there's more to learn!
I'm learning to chop again
Take a swing then wait just long enough
Then I strike again!
I'm learning to chop again
Can't you see new tactics open up?
Combat's fresh again!
Now
A new End is in sight
With more stuff to find
Let's see what's within
New dragon fights and cities in the sky
More mobs to find and tons of blocks to mine
My shield's design will help me to survive
New potion kinds; arrow effects in mind
And if I need, the dragon gets revived
The End there gets better
There's more places to hike
Elytra lets me glide!
The shulkers make me rise!
Swept off my feet
I'm headed for the skies!
Just let the haters hate
I'm loving one-point-nine!
Just tend to the Ender
Give chorus fruit a try!
I'm loving all these treats
Kiss one-point-eight goodbye!
The Nether? Forget there!
The End's where it's better!
I'm learning to chop again
Take a swing then wait just long enough
Then I strike again!
I'm learning to chop again
Can't you see new tactics open up?
Combat's fresh again!
I'm learning to chop again
For some people changing may be rough
I'm learning to chop again
Zombie sieges may be rather tough...
"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no impact on the macro level."
-Red Mage, 8-Bit Theater
"90% of the Internet's statistics are made-up, and 7/8 of its quotes are misattributed."
-Abraham Lincoln, 16th US President
I don't know the tune, but I like the lyrics!
-The Lovely and Magestic RainbowGirl
Whatever I just said, I didn't mean any offense. Unless we're fighting, in which case I probably did.
If I said something was a joke when it didn't seem like one, I'm making an excuse to avoid an argument I know is coming. Instead of telling me how not funny I am and how it didn't seem like a joke at all, just go along with it. Because flame wars suck and nobody wants to be a part of one.
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature.-RainbowGirl
The damn image won't work-screw my iPad!-but you should click this link. Now. Or you'll regret it...because this suggestion is epic.
Nice!
The End FTW XD
I support Custom Game Modes!!
http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/minecraft-discussion/suggestions/2615274-customizable-game-modes