Doug you do not understand while we have OP items (and not all of us do) you have 5 pork with diamond armor most likely with protection 1 and a sharp 1 sword. Do the math 5 pork heals 20 hearts so that is giving you 2 more times to live than you should have. We cant get out of being on fire or hit 10 times. While the average free in diamond armor can die after about 15 hits with a sharp 1 diamond sword you can survive about the same amount of hits with a sharp 3 diamond sword.
IGN:hawkeye311
Current rank on the server:b prisoner
Reason you were banned:i was supposedly x raying
Warden/Alpha that issued your ban: (N/A if you don't know)noaki
Approximate time of ban: (Include time zone)4 weeks ago
Why you deserve to be unbanned:i wasnt x raying i was going up and down ladders looking for gold
diamonds and i found alot of diamonds in very little time so i guess he thought i was x raying
Any additional information:no
Doug you do not understand while we have OP items (and not all of us do) you have 5 pork with diamond armor most likely with protection 1 and a sharp 1 sword. Do the math 5 pork heals 20 hearts so that is giving you 2 more times to live than you should have. We cant get out of being on fire or hit 10 times. While the average free in diamond armor can die after about 15 hits with a sharp 1 diamond sword you can survive about the same amount of hits with a sharp 3 diamond sword.
pssssssh Guards dont use OP Porkchops anymore they use stacks fulls and stack fulls of OP Steak now that heals more heather then porkchops so now its impossible to kill a guard with stack fulls of Steak not going to name anybody but there is an alpha that does this and a guard who is famous for it...... -Engage Flame War starting suggestion- Get rid of insta-eat its just abused its needs to go and replace it with a new guard kit that haves pots.
On note to Doug saying Guards not having OP stuff have you met half of guards? just to name a few with OP stuff DarkFireTorch, MrD, Aran,all the alphas, DangerClose, Redrum,SargentGuava (when he was a guard) and these are the majory active Guards these are the people we are fighting most of the time. So dont tell me Guards dont have OP stuff because they have there share too
TL;DR Simi-Rant about Insta-eat and the new steak abuse Guards have OP stuff
Gaurd Application 1) IGN: gkide
2) Your age: Turned 13 2 months ago
3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days)I started last week
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? Yes i sure did
5) Any experience with the prison genre? Yes I play on seven other prison servers.
6) What is your time zone? (USA) Eastarn
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? Because I am good at listing to other people. I am fearless. I am mature, I am good at PVP. I play a lot of minecraft so i will be able to keep the server better more of the time. I definently don't jail for no reason. I will pay really close attention on what the prisoners do and walk around a lot more than other gaurds. This server is one of my favorite servers I have ever played and i will play a long time as gaurd. I am someone that is understanding and upset with myself if i make a mistake. I will always feel bad if i make a mistake. I am really going to dedicate my time to this server with my time. I hope i get one chance to show if I am worthy or not that is all i care about is if i get a chance I will be happy whether or not I continue to be a gaurd or get demoted I hope I dont get demoted but I would not stop playing this server if I did all I want is a chance at gaurd.
8) What is your current rank? Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard? C prisoner. I understand.
Remember all i want is a chance at gaurdNoakii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) IGN: iNicool 2) Your age: I am 15 years old. 3) How long have you been playing the server? I have been playing for approximately 7-8 Months. 4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? YesSuperNoakii, I have read all the rules 5) Any experience with the prison genre? Yes I have played on 2 other Prison Servers, non of them were as good as Convicted . 6) What is your time zone? GMT+1. 7) Why are you the best choice for guard? I am the best choice for Guard as I am very thoughtful and fare person who can also be strict when needed. I love to help people out, and Guarding would be something that I would really enjoy doing. Occasionally when I'm on the server in the morning (my time) there are very few Guards online, or sometimes none- I see this as a problem as lots of people are PVPing and no one is there to stop them and people begin to get mad, especially the C-Prisoners. If I was a Guard I would be able to defend the Prisoners and stop them from getting continuously spawn killed and fight off the PVPers. I am also a good PVPer which would benefit me being a Guard. 8) What is your current rank? I am currently Free, and I have screen shots to prove my rank .
Thank You for Reading! -iNicool-
****, all the frees are leaving to guard now
Really good Pvper. I'd love to see him become guard.
Doug you do not understand while we have OP items (and not all of us do) you have 5 pork with diamond armor most likely with protection 1 and a sharp 1 sword. Do the math 5 pork heals 20 hearts so that is giving you 2 more times to live than you should have. We cant get out of being on fire or hit 10 times. While the average free in diamond armor can die after about 15 hits with a sharp 1 diamond sword you can survive about the same amount of hits with a sharp 3 diamond sword.
Am I the only one who feels that arguing about this matter is really pointless? I really don't see any way to fix insta-eat apart from having strict limitations and enforcement on how much food a guard can have. Maybe 5 pork and 7 food items total? I don't even know.
Re-done 1) IGN:Jktimes12
2) Your age:14
3) How long have you been playing the server? 1 month
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? multiple times
5) Any experience with the prison genre? no. this is my 1st, got to free in 6 days.
6) What is your time zone? east coast
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? There are numerous reasons why i want to be guard, 1 i want to kep all the hackers, stupid people ect in jail, 2 ive been in free for about 2 days and its getting kind of boring, i want to try something new. 3, Im awesome a PvP, therefore anyone who i see break the rules, is screwd, they're NOT getting passed ME. 4, Also I'd like not to get bossed around as much, people on the server will have higher respect for me if i get guard, that would be awesome. (also i read over the guard, prision and server rules)
8) What is your current rank? Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard? yes i understand. and im in free block, its getting boring hopefully i get this job:D
Everyone fighting and complaining about insta eat. You need to stop. Nothing is going to be accomplished. Especially people who have never used insta eat need to shut up. It is an edge guards get over players. Guards ar'nt mean just for being there when someone wants to pvp. They are meant to help the newcomers to the prison and show them around ect... And to prevent camping and make the server more enjoyable. When I was a guard. I got 5v1 a lot. So of course I lost. And then I Am told it was fair, you have insta eat, but it's not. Even 2v1 5 pork makes is hardly fair. Consider that while you are hitting one person the other is regenerating health. You wil constantly be tAkin damage so no time for restoring. And various other things that Make gangups very unfair. Also 5 pork does not heal 20 hearts. Sometimes 3 or 2 depending when they are used.
Gaurd Application 1) IGN: gkide
2) Your age: Turned 13 2 months ago
3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days)I started last week
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? Yes i sure did
5) Any experience with the prison genre? Yes I play on seven other prison servers.
6) What is your time zone? (USA) Eastarn
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? Because I am good at listing to other people. I am fearless. I am mature, I am good at PVP. I play a lot of minecraft so i will be able to keep the server better more of the time. I definently don't jail for no reason. I will pay really close attention on what the prisoners do and walk around a lot more than other gaurds. This server is one of my favorite servers I have ever played and i will play a long time as gaurd. I am someone that is understanding and upset with myself if i make a mistake. I will always feel bad if i make a mistake. I am really going to dedicate my time to this server with my time. I hope i get one chance to show if I am worthy or not that is all i care about is if i get a chance I will be happy whether or not I continue to be a gaurd or get demoted I hope I dont get demoted but I would not stop playing this server if I did all I want is a chance at gaurd.
8) What is your current rank? Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard? C prisoner. I understand.
Remember all i want is a chance at gaurdNoakii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1) IGN:Will_Golden 2)Your age:16 3)Howlong have you been playing the server?(Minimum of 3 days)One Week 4)Have you read the Server,Prison,andGuardRules?Yes, all of them. 5)Any experience with the prison genre?Yes, I've played on two other prison servers and been guard on one of them. 6)Whatis your time zone?Eastern Time 7)Why are you the best choice for guard?I am the best choice for a guard because I have been a guard before and I enjoy playing by the rules and making sure other players play by the rules. 8)Whatis your current rank?Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard? C
Re-done #2 1) IGN:Jktimes12
2) Your age:14
3) How long have you been playing the server? 1 month
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? Yes, I have read the Server, Prison and server rules over multiple times.
5) Any experience with the prison genre? no. this is my 1st, got to free in 6 days.
6) What is your time zone? east coast
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? There are numerous reasons why i want to be guard, 1 i want to kep all the hackers, stupid people ect in jail, 2 ive been in free for about 2 days and its getting kind of boring, i want to try something new. 3, Im awesome a PvP, therefore anyone who i see break the rules, is screwd, they're NOT getting passed ME. 4, Also I'd like not to get bossed around as much, people on the server will have higher respect for me if i get guard, that would be awesome. (also i read over the guard, prision and server rules)
8) What is your current rank? Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard? yes i understand. and im in free block, its getting boring hopefully i get this job:D
1) IGN:SugerDonuts 2)Your age:14 3)Howlong have you been playing the server?(Minimum of 3 days)I played on this server for a couple of weeks but on my alt chrissagga i played for 4 months. 4)Have you read the Server,Prison,andGuardRules?Yes,I read the Rules Twice now. 5)Any experience with the Prison genre?Yah I played on soap and a little on others like Trapped,and KillionBut theykindasuckwhen comparing to Soap And convicted.
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7)Why are you the best choice for guard?I am a great at pvp,Have been a Sr guard on soap and i just like playing a role in the server and i would like too help the prisoners. Because Im mostly on around at Night and Guards are hardly on to enforce the rules.And im more of a night person. 8)Whatis your current rank?ADo you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard?Yah But i dont plan too retire From Guard.
Doug you do not understand while we have OP items (and not all of us do) you have 5 pork with diamond armor most likely with protection 1 and a sharp 1 sword. Do the math 5 pork heals 20 hearts so that is giving you 2 more times to live than you should have. We cant get out of being on fire or hit 10 times. While the average free in diamond armor can die after about 15 hits with a sharp 1 diamond sword you can survive about the same amount of hits with a sharp 3 diamond sword.
keep in mind that Guards have almost NO way to even have OP items EXCEPT if they have an alt account that is free and so I think the 5 pork rule is a little unfair towards Guards because of this. There are so many different factors in Guarding that should allow us to carry more than 5 pork. Like i've heard viper say, killing a Guard should be quite a challenge, and i remember when i was free, i always use to try and fight Benj because he was one of the best PvPer's and one of the best Guards of time, but i could never beat him. It took having almost all Prot 4 on Diamond armor, a Flame 2 Sharp 4 sword and many regen potions. When i finally killed him it was a great accomplishment for me and it was a goal that i was able to complete. Thats how it should be.
Everyone fighting and complaining about insta eat. You need to stop. Nothing is going to be accomplished. Especially people who have never used insta eat need to shut up. It is an edge guards get over players. Guards ar'nt mean just for being there when someone wants to pvp. They are meant to help the newcomers to the prison and show them around ect... And to prevent camping and make the server more enjoyable. When I was a guard. I got 5v1 a lot. So of course I lost. And then I Am told it was fair, you have insta eat, but it's not. Even 2v1 5 pork makes is hardly fair. Consider that while you are hitting one person the other is regenerating health. You wil constantly be tAkin damage so no time for restoring. And various other things that Make gangups very unfair. Also 5 pork does not heal 20 hearts. Sometimes 3 or 2 depending when they are used.
I totally agree with this statement. The fact of the matter is that when someone starts fighting a Guard, Often Random players will jump in to help, even if all they can do is punch, hoping to pick and scavenge for whatever loot they can get. This is definitely not a rare situation, and i would even go so far as to say that 80% of the time when someone starts a fight with me, some other random prisoner just joins in for the fun of it. Im sure that current Guards, even former Guards who are against too much food, will confirm that this is the case.
Gaurd Application 1) IGN: gkide
2) Your age: Turned 13 2 months ago
3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days)I started last week
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? Yes i sure did
5) Any experience with the prison genre? Yes I play on seven other prison servers.
6) What is your time zone? (USA) Eastarn
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? Because I am good at listing to other people. I am fearless. I am mature, I am good at PVP. I play a lot of minecraft so i will be able to keep the server better more of the time. I definently don't jail for no reason. I will pay really close attention on what the prisoners do and walk around a lot more than other gaurds. This server is one of my favorite servers I have ever played and i will play a long time as gaurd. I am someone that is understanding and upset with myself if i make a mistake. I will always feel bad if i make a mistake. I am really going to dedicate my time to this server with my time. I hope i get one chance to show if I am worthy or not that is all i care about is if i get a chance I will be happy whether or not I continue to be a gaurd or get demoted I hope I dont get demoted but I would not stop playing this server if I did all I want is a chance at gaurd.
8) What is your current rank? Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard? C prisoner. I understand.
Remember all i want is a chance at gaurdNoakii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop reporting this I keep seeing it just wait a week if not accepted create a new one and post that. This is not a reccomendation
Edit: ATTENTION: ALL POTIONS WITH NEGATIVE EFFECTS ARE NOW CONTRABAND!
THIS INCLUDES:
Harming potions
Slowness potions
Weakness potions
You get the gist. YOU'RE WELCOME GUARDS!
You serious o.o while this is good news it still won't help a lot as most people will just continue to fight
instead of giving them up. Can't check because I can't get on atm lol
Pecyboy3: Prisoner, Harming Pots
Pecyboy3: 5
Pecyboy3: 4
Pecyboy3: 3
[throws pots whilst typing]
Pecyboy3 was slain by Prisoner
basically, if you stop to type whilst they have pots, you're dead.
This is what happen when you make pots controband If i was a guard i would not enforce the pot rule and or throw the rule away its gonig to do more harm then good.
On an other note please put chat back into the temp jail now you can communicate if guards jailed you for no reason/ nobody will know if a guard abuses power do to no chat/ guard may over jail and nobody will know causes more harm then good here too
Edit: ATTENTION: ALL POTIONS WITH NEGATIVE EFFECTS ARE NOW CONTRABAND!
THIS INCLUDES:
Harming potions
Slowness potions
Weakness potions
You get the gist. YOU'RE WELCOME GUARDS!
while typing you will be killed by the potters. so i think there needs to be a special rule for harm pots. you say gimme teh pots (proppergramer alowed) and you get to mentaly count down. this will prevent being potted while asking for the pots.
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on a side note this might really hurt (possibly help) my business. wich btw is ***Sarge's Pots a' Plenty*** witch is located in courtyard 1 floor 2 it is closest to the a-block entrance and is made of wood and some diamond blocks. we have the best prices on all the pots. come on down, you wont be sorry you did.
even though i own a shop that sells pots i still encourage the responsible use of pots. please do not abuse the pots you have bought from my shop.Sarge's Pots a' plenty is not responsible for the misuse of pots that have been purchased at sarge's pots a' plenty. we are not responsible if you are killed with your pots. we are not responsible if you accidently kill yourself with your pots. once you buy the pots they are yours we cannot be held responsible for your actions
Sarge's Pots a' plenty is not responsible for the misuse of pots that have been purchased at sarge's pots a' plenty. we are not responsible if you are killed with your pots. we are not responsible if you accidently kill yourself with your pots. once you buy the pots they are yours we cannot be held responsible for your actions
Current rank on the server:b prisoner
Reason you were banned:i was supposedly x raying
Warden/Alpha that issued your ban: (N/A if you don't know)noaki
Approximate time of ban: (Include time zone)4 weeks ago
Why you deserve to be unbanned:i wasnt x raying i was going up and down ladders looking for gold
diamonds and i found alot of diamonds in very little time so i guess he thought i was x raying
Any additional information:no
pssssssh Guards dont use OP Porkchops anymore they use stacks fulls and stack fulls of OP Steak now that heals more heather then porkchops so now its impossible to kill a guard with stack fulls of Steak not going to name anybody but there is an alpha that does this and a guard who is famous for it...... -Engage Flame War starting suggestion- Get rid of insta-eat its just abused its needs to go and replace it with a new guard kit that haves pots.
On note to Doug saying Guards not having OP stuff have you met half of guards? just to name a few with OP stuff
DarkFireTorch, MrD, Aran,all the alphas, DangerClose, Redrum,SargentGuava (when he was a guard) and these are the majory active Guards these are the people we are fighting most of the time. So dont tell me Guards dont have OP stuff because they have there share tooTL;DR Simi-Rant about Insta-eat and the new steak abuse Guards have OP stuff
1) IGN: gkide
2) Your age: Turned 13 2 months ago
3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days)I started last week
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? Yes i sure did
5) Any experience with the prison genre? Yes I play on seven other prison servers.
6) What is your time zone? (USA) Eastarn
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? Because I am good at listing to other people. I am fearless. I am mature, I am good at PVP. I play a lot of minecraft so i will be able to keep the server better more of the time. I definently don't jail for no reason. I will pay really close attention on what the prisoners do and walk around a lot more than other gaurds. This server is one of my favorite servers I have ever played and i will play a long time as gaurd. I am someone that is understanding and upset with myself if i make a mistake. I will always feel bad if i make a mistake. I am really going to dedicate my time to this server with my time. I hope i get one chance to show if I am worthy or not that is all i care about is if i get a chance I will be happy whether or not I continue to be a gaurd or get demoted I hope I dont get demoted but I would not stop playing this server if I did all I want is a chance at gaurd.
8) What is your current rank? Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard? C prisoner. I understand.
Remember all i want is a chance at gaurd Noakii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****, all the frees are leaving to guard now
Really good Pvper. I'd love to see him become guard.
Am I the only one who feels that arguing about this matter is really pointless? I really don't see any way to fix insta-eat apart from having strict limitations and enforcement on how much food a guard can have. Maybe 5 pork and 7 food items total? I don't even know.
1) IGN:Jktimes12
2) Your age:14
3) How long have you been playing the server? 1 month
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? multiple times
5) Any experience with the prison genre? no. this is my 1st, got to free in 6 days.
6) What is your time zone? east coast
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? There are numerous reasons why i want to be guard, 1 i want to kep all the hackers, stupid people ect in jail, 2 ive been in free for about 2 days and its getting kind of boring, i want to try something new. 3, Im awesome a PvP, therefore anyone who i see break the rules, is screwd, they're NOT getting passed ME. 4, Also I'd like not to get bossed around as much, people on the server will have higher respect for me if i get guard, that would be awesome. (also i read over the guard, prision and server rules)
8) What is your current rank? Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard? yes i understand. and im in free block, its getting boring hopefully i get this job:D
1) IGN: gkide
2) Your age: Turned 13 2 months ago
3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days)I started last week
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? Yes i sure did
5) Any experience with the prison genre? Yes I play on seven other prison servers.
6) What is your time zone? (USA) Eastarn
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? Because I am good at listing to other people. I am fearless. I am mature, I am good at PVP. I play a lot of minecraft so i will be able to keep the server better more of the time. I definently don't jail for no reason. I will pay really close attention on what the prisoners do and walk around a lot more than other gaurds. This server is one of my favorite servers I have ever played and i will play a long time as gaurd. I am someone that is understanding and upset with myself if i make a mistake. I will always feel bad if i make a mistake. I am really going to dedicate my time to this server with my time. I hope i get one chance to show if I am worthy or not that is all i care about is if i get a chance I will be happy whether or not I continue to be a gaurd or get demoted I hope I dont get demoted but I would not stop playing this server if I did all I want is a chance at gaurd.
8) What is your current rank? Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard? C prisoner. I understand.
Remember all i want is a chance at gaurd Noakii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)Your age:16
3)Howlong have you been playing the server?(Minimum of 3 days)One Week
4)Have you read the Server,Prison,andGuardRules?Yes, all of them.
5)Any experience with the prison genre?Yes, I've played on two other prison servers and been guard on one of them.
6)Whatis your time zone?Eastern Time
7)Why are you the best choice for guard?I am the best choice for a guard because I have been a guard before and I enjoy playing by the rules and making sure other players play by the rules.
8)Whatis your current rank?Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard? C
NOAKII
1) IGN:Jktimes12
2) Your age:14
3) How long have you been playing the server? 1 month
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? Yes, I have read the Server, Prison and server rules over multiple times.
5) Any experience with the prison genre? no. this is my 1st, got to free in 6 days.
6) What is your time zone? east coast
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? There are numerous reasons why i want to be guard, 1 i want to kep all the hackers, stupid people ect in jail, 2 ive been in free for about 2 days and its getting kind of boring, i want to try something new. 3, Im awesome a PvP, therefore anyone who i see break the rules, is screwd, they're NOT getting passed ME. 4, Also I'd like not to get bossed around as much, people on the server will have higher respect for me if i get guard, that would be awesome. (also i read over the guard, prision and server rules)
8) What is your current rank? Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard? yes i understand. and im in free block, its getting boring hopefully i get this job:D
2) Your age:14
3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days)I played on this server for a couple of weeks but on my alt chrissagga i played for 4 months.
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules?Yes,I read the Rules Twice now.
5) Any experience with the Prison genre?Yah I played on soap and a little on others like Trapped,and Killion But they kinda suck when comparing to Soap And convicted.
7) Why are you the best choice for guard?I am a great at pvp,Have been a Sr guard on soap and i just like playing a role in the server
and i would like too help the prisoners. Because Im mostly on around at Night and Guards are hardly on to enforce the rules.And im more of a night person.
8) What is your current rank?A Do you understand that we will require PROOF of your rank when/if you retire from guard?Yah But i dont plan too retire From Guard.
I totally agree with this statement. The fact of the matter is that when someone starts fighting a Guard, Often Random players will jump in to help, even if all they can do is punch, hoping to pick and scavenge for whatever loot they can get. This is definitely not a rare situation, and i would even go so far as to say that 80% of the time when someone starts a fight with me, some other random prisoner just joins in for the fun of it. Im sure that current Guards, even former Guards who are against too much food, will confirm that this is the case.
Warden on Prison Island Minecraft Server.
You serious o.o while this is good news it still won't help a lot as most people will just continue to fight
instead of giving them up. Can't check because I can't get on atm lol
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Yeah you just screwed over guards with this even more now guards are going have to stop and count down now its 100% easier to aim killing the guard
This is what happen when you make pots controband If i was a guard i would not enforce the pot rule and or throw the rule away its gonig to do more harm then good.
On an other note please put chat back into the temp jail now you can communicate if guards jailed you for no reason/ nobody will know if a guard abuses power do to no chat/ guard may over jail and nobody will know causes more harm then good here too
while typing you will be killed by the potters. so i think there needs to be a special rule for harm pots. you say gimme teh pots (proppergramer alowed) and you get to mentaly count down. this will prevent being potted while asking for the pots.
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on a side note this might really hurt (possibly help) my business. wich btw is ***Sarge's Pots a' Plenty*** witch is located in courtyard 1 floor 2 it is closest to the a-block entrance and is made of wood and some diamond blocks. we have the best prices on all the pots. come on down, you wont be sorry you did.
even though i own a shop that sells pots i still encourage the responsible use of pots. please do not abuse the pots you have bought from my shop.Sarge's Pots a' plenty is not responsible for the misuse of pots that have been purchased at sarge's pots a' plenty. we are not responsible if you are killed with your pots. we are not responsible if you accidently kill yourself with your pots. once you buy the pots they are yours we cannot be held responsible for your actions
This made me lol