Because products need advertising to get notice. If the said toilet paper is special, like having 2000 squares or something even though it's not necessary, it will need advertising for people to buy 'em.
When advertisers say their brand is as soft as a kitten. How do they know? Have the done a comparison?
Generally, if it's something that can be scientifically compared then the FTC says they have to, and to have the study on hand for submission.
Advertising ain't like the snake-oil salesmen days of old. The only they can try to make-up is a psychological and emotional brand image associated with the product. Or simply not say anything.
Even unnaturally colored bears are using toilet paper now. How do I know that it's really ultra soft? AND WHAT IS THIS 'LEADING BRAND'?! A struggle for the best toilet paper going from company to company.
People gotta advertise no matter what it is. They can make lots of money out of it... I use regular toilet paper. They all feel the same and sometimes I use bounty towels to wipe if I run out and am too lazy to run downstairs and get another roll
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Sometimes I just want to sit down and relax on my iPad but sometimes my freaking sister gets in the way. Then it's a whole different story. Anyway how's your day?
Toilet paper commercials exist to transfer us from using leaves to using paper to wipe da booty.
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OT: Because one type will always be softer than the other. What if it sticks to your *other word for a donkey(or mule, I don't know)*
I have a Spoon. Your argument is invalid.
That and advertisers being advertisers.
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Generally, if it's something that can be scientifically compared then the FTC says they have to, and to have the study on hand for submission.
Advertising ain't like the snake-oil salesmen days of old. The only they can try to make-up is a psychological and emotional brand image associated with the product. Or simply not say anything.
My DeviantArt, so sexy
I wanted to be one of the cool kids.
That's paper towels. That would be rather uncomfortable.
AND WHAT IS THIS 'LEADING BRAND'?!
A struggle for the best toilet paper going from company to company.
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"Just remember that when you are falling, turn it into a dive." ~Wookiefoot
"Why isn’t my life like a situation comedy? Why don’t I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren’t my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don’t my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well-being when I have problems?… I gotta get my life some writers." ~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
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And also : http://dragcave.net/user/Carsontheminer and http://dragcave.net/user/ilepie25