I once watched this movie about prehistoric life, and at one point a family of "Australopithecus" (very primitive people) were being attacked by some primitive form of lion, or whatever. They managed to take care of it by throwing a ton of rocks at the damned thing. If it could fly, well, I don't think the human race would have ever existed.
Considering today, spiders and snakes could fly (by means of gliding)
Damn you evolution! You make things scary.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers what the Universe is for, it will be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
Would cats suddenly gain the ability to fly or would cats have already been able to fly before we domesticated them? Would the cats fly via wings or through some esoteric method of floating?
Let's explore this.
Sudden Flight, Wings
Seeing as how there's no preexisting mechanism for metamorphosis in cat biology, It's probable that there would be some cryptic force at work, not unlike the versions in which cats can float. Perhaps there is some unseen entity with supernatural powers which has induced this change in cats.
At any rate, I'm still going to assume that mass and energy still can't be created, (or teleported in rather vast quantities) despite the fact that there's a cat morphing god-beast in this hypothesis.
Before the metamorphosis can take place, all cats must accumulate enough excess biomass for the wings to be generated. As well as this, cats will need to make numerous adjustments to their bone structure. Quite a bit of the biomass of the bones can be put to use as the bony structures of the wings, and the rest can be eliminated through defecation. Cats will probably eat quite a bit more food in order to facilitate the energy and biomass needs. This will probably cause cat food to temporarily go up in price.
Eventually, cats all over the world slowly begin to grow their wings. Many people take their cats in to their local veterinarian for a checkup, thinking the strange lumps to be a cyst or form of cancer.
However, the vets know.
The Ancient and Fraternal Order of the Veterinarians realize that this is a message sent to the by the God-beast. There's no reason for an entity as powerful as this to exert such resources on giving cats wings.
It must be a message.
It must be a call to battle.
Sudden Flight, Floating
Cats have been placed in the homes of humans over the course of the last eighty years.
Humans believe that cats have been with them for thousands of years. This is not so. Human history has taken a drastically different course than what humans are taught. There have been wars fought.
Beasts of all shapes have been cloned, shaped, and enhanced as weapons of war. After a war fought with flaming bears and nuclear fish in Jakarta, All governments realized the destructive power of their weapons.
The leaders of the world met together and decided to start fresh; anew.
Writers were hired to write new pages of history, convincing pages. A story that, while a better world, is still given enough grimness to be convincing.
One such leader did not agree. He ordered his scientists to create a new creature. This creature would be designed to be very much like human infants in order to make them desirable. This creature would also be given psychokinetic powers.
After many years, the new creature was ready. Cats were distributed through the homes of people all over the world. The older generations took this as a gift given to them as part of the new world.
However, one day soon, the cats' programming will activate. They will move buildings with their minds, float amongst the debris, and destroy every last enemy that they can find. And then a new world will begin.
Alexei Rykov awaits his new world.
Existing Attribute, Wings
(This is the most logical version.)
Cats got wings, yo. They be domestic livin' in cages or somethin'. Gnawin' down on power lines and bein' a nuisance when they ain't domestic.
They evolved this business up in their grill and they're flauntin' it like it ain't no one's business. There ain't no conspiracy or catastrophe here, cats just be flyin'. Don't hate or nothin', I'm just sayin' that this is how it be.
Existing Attribute, Floating
The Tower of Babel was a space elevator that extended up into the heavens to bridge to the Old Ones' science vessel.
These Old Ones, a vast empire whose homeworld lies in the Pleiades, bio-engineered all creatures on Earth, and many more besides on other planets. Humans were created in their own image as to hold domain over this planet.
However, the Old Ones could not bestow their most precious attribute upon the caretakers, for this would make them as powerful as the Old Ones. Instead, they bestowed this ability upon the cat, as a mark to other spacefaring races.
As such, the caretakers of the planet, thereby known to the Old ones as 'Edam', have been carefully guarding the treasure of flight, hidden deep within the genetics of the cat. Thousands of years later, humans do not remember the purpose of their burden; they only know to love the cat.
Any thoughts?
And allergies.
And claws.
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Damn you evolution! You make things scary.
Let's explore this.
Sudden Flight, Wings
Seeing as how there's no preexisting mechanism for metamorphosis in cat biology, It's probable that there would be some cryptic force at work, not unlike the versions in which cats can float. Perhaps there is some unseen entity with supernatural powers which has induced this change in cats.
At any rate, I'm still going to assume that mass and energy still can't be created, (or teleported in rather vast quantities) despite the fact that there's a cat morphing god-beast in this hypothesis.
Before the metamorphosis can take place, all cats must accumulate enough excess biomass for the wings to be generated. As well as this, cats will need to make numerous adjustments to their bone structure. Quite a bit of the biomass of the bones can be put to use as the bony structures of the wings, and the rest can be eliminated through defecation. Cats will probably eat quite a bit more food in order to facilitate the energy and biomass needs. This will probably cause cat food to temporarily go up in price.
Eventually, cats all over the world slowly begin to grow their wings. Many people take their cats in to their local veterinarian for a checkup, thinking the strange lumps to be a cyst or form of cancer.
However, the vets know.
The Ancient and Fraternal Order of the Veterinarians realize that this is a message sent to the by the God-beast. There's no reason for an entity as powerful as this to exert such resources on giving cats wings.
It must be a message.
It must be a call to battle.
Sudden Flight, Floating
Cats have been placed in the homes of humans over the course of the last eighty years.
Humans believe that cats have been with them for thousands of years. This is not so. Human history has taken a drastically different course than what humans are taught. There have been wars fought.
Beasts of all shapes have been cloned, shaped, and enhanced as weapons of war. After a war fought with flaming bears and nuclear fish in Jakarta, All governments realized the destructive power of their weapons.
The leaders of the world met together and decided to start fresh; anew.
Writers were hired to write new pages of history, convincing pages. A story that, while a better world, is still given enough grimness to be convincing.
One such leader did not agree. He ordered his scientists to create a new creature. This creature would be designed to be very much like human infants in order to make them desirable. This creature would also be given psychokinetic powers.
After many years, the new creature was ready. Cats were distributed through the homes of people all over the world. The older generations took this as a gift given to them as part of the new world.
However, one day soon, the cats' programming will activate. They will move buildings with their minds, float amongst the debris, and destroy every last enemy that they can find. And then a new world will begin.
Alexei Rykov awaits his new world.
Existing Attribute, Wings
(This is the most logical version.)
Cats got wings, yo. They be domestic livin' in cages or somethin'. Gnawin' down on power lines and bein' a nuisance when they ain't domestic.
They evolved this business up in their grill and they're flauntin' it like it ain't no one's business. There ain't no conspiracy or catastrophe here, cats just be flyin'. Don't hate or nothin', I'm just sayin' that this is how it be.
Existing Attribute, Floating
The Tower of Babel was a space elevator that extended up into the heavens to bridge to the Old Ones' science vessel.
These Old Ones, a vast empire whose homeworld lies in the Pleiades, bio-engineered all creatures on Earth, and many more besides on other planets. Humans were created in their own image as to hold domain over this planet.
However, the Old Ones could not bestow their most precious attribute upon the caretakers, for this would make them as powerful as the Old Ones. Instead, they bestowed this ability upon the cat, as a mark to other spacefaring races.
As such, the caretakers of the planet, thereby known to the Old ones as 'Edam', have been carefully guarding the treasure of flight, hidden deep within the genetics of the cat. Thousands of years later, humans do not remember the purpose of their burden; they only know to love the cat.
not proud of that
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We all Doomed!!!!
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Ride them.
You would literally win life.
Then you'd lose at life.
I suggest making sure the lion doesn't want to eat you before riding it.