My good man, your mother is so unintelligent, that when she sips tea she makes a loud and rude slurping sound... shame on her.
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<- Corporal Jade Iren Buckley
"You don't get to be in charge of a group dedicated to taking down titans, by fleeing from the targets. You get them by staining your best pair of pants and killing. The only problem I have is, The stains aren't blood."
this is just becoming a thread for dumb yo mama jokes.
what the op wants is basically those, but put into a way that an ordinary person could never understand such as-
Your mama so fat that when she applies a specific force defined by the equation force=mass multiplied by gravity by standing on one side of the plank with a person of a lesser mass than that or her own the equilibrium is broken and the torque force on the anti-clockwise rotation is greater than that of the clockwise rotating forces converting the kinetic energy from the large falling mass of your mama's fat cells to the kinetic acceleration of the lesser mass upwards therefore converting his kinetic energy into gravitational potential energy and therefore starts to accelerate in the opposite direction converting the gravitational potential energy back into downwards kinetic energy and then into sound, friction and deformation energy from landing on your mama.
TL;DR, Physics
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"You aquaint the SURLY THUGS with your brand of diplomacy" "Everybody outta the goddamn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis and a head full of empty.
this is just becoming a thread for dumb yo mama jokes.
what the op wants is basically those, but put into a way that an ordinary person could never understand such as-
Intelligent does not mean a good joke people, in this situation it means using something intelligent to make it make sense, I.E Yo moma so fat she is like the universe, always expanding, and full of dark matter.
Intelligent does not mean a good joke people, in this situation it means using something intelligent to make it make sense, I.E Yo moma so fat she is like the universe, always expanding, and full of dark matter.
thank you!
I'll add another:
Yo mama so stupid she didnt know the difference between a monoprotic acid and a conjugate acid!
I'd like to think of myself as intelligent, but that, given the sheer variety and vastness of the cosmos that surrounds me, it is readily apparent that this is not the case.
Yo momma so fat, when she went to go and sit on her bed (The beds on the second floor)
the bed fell through to the first floor and yo momma was still okay, because the fat from her chest, stomach, saved her!
Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a scale and it read "600 lbs".
Yo momma so fat, she's at an increased risk of heart disease and diabetes.
Yo momma so fat, her doctor recommended she lose some weight.
If a policeman sees you doing that, you will get a ticket. Yellow lights are made to warn you that there is a red soon and give you time to slow down so you don't need to stomp on the brakes as it turns red 2 seconds before you cross it. Speeding up is unsafe and generally unwise.
Yo' mama's so fat, her stomach makes the sin function when you hit her! Jus made that up on the spot, it's really bad, but whatever.
Depends. If you just cross the corner and see the yellow light, it means its been on for a while, therefore it will be red soon. It would be foolish to speed up because you will never make it. It depends on how far away you are and how long its been yellow.
i love pancake at the disco. i love their song "I like skin now marry me" and brendon theory is so hot
what the op wants is basically those, but put into a way that an ordinary person could never understand such as-
correct.
this is also acceptable because it's very pretentious.
Yo mamma is so big, she is discovered as the source of the Great Attractor.
Yo mamma is so poor, she single-handedly increased your country's Gini Coefficient by a significant amount.
Yo mama's mass is heavier than that of a priest and a rabbi combined!
Killed two horrible birds with one stone on that one
That's all I got.
I'll add another:
Yo mama so stupid she didnt know the difference between a monoprotic acid and a conjugate acid!
Yo mama so fat that your conception was the real Battle of the Bulge.
Yo mama so fat that her body fat percentage is above that of the total percentage of every human in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, combined.
Did it count as "intelligent"?
the bed fell through to the first floor and yo momma was still okay, because the fat from her chest, stomach, saved her!
Agreed. They wouldn't be funny if their intelligent, just boring.
lol
then leave...
ya did good sunny.
Yo momma so fat, she's at an increased risk of heart disease and diabetes.
Yo momma so fat, her doctor recommended she lose some weight.
I DID MY BEST, OKAY? >:C
Depends. If you just cross the corner and see the yellow light, it means its been on for a while, therefore it will be red soon. It would be foolish to speed up because you will never make it. It depends on how far away you are and how long its been yellow.