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"It's not so much maturity as it is growing up."

Funny conversation in P.E
Guy 1:YOU'RE MEXICAN!!!!!HAHAHA!!
Me:I'm Nicaraguan...
Guy 2:You do know that Nicaragua is an island off of Mexico right?
Me:No it's in Central America stupid.
Guy 3:He's stupid for knowing where Nicaragua is?

Funny conversation on the bus
Guy 1:YOU'RE MEXICAN!!!
Me:I'm not mexican i'm Nicaraguan.
Guy 1:Do they speak spanish in N*gger wah wah?
Me:Yes
Guy 1:So they're the same thing
Me:No they aren't
Guy 1:They speak the same language
Me:The United States and United Kingdom speak the same language,does that mean that British people are American?
Guy 1:They have an accent,so you can't understand what they are saying,so how come I'm in a lower grade than you,and I'm smarter?
Me:Ask your damn Geography teacher,ask him if they are the same thing.

"Obama wants to kill old people" and "Mexico is in South America" and "Bigger objects fall faster" and "Obama isn't black" and a ­ton more

"The death of Osama Bin Laden was useless,he was fixing to die anyways,he was really sick and was old" he also said "Bin Laden is really easy to find,he lived a gigantic palace"

"Swag"

I don't get it. I truly just don't get why you'd want to be something that is similar to "rag". I feel it would be much more of a compliment to be called "classy" or have "class".

Then again, that would require these new rappers to actually have enough ability to rhyme with words that aren't made up "Yolo" "Swag".

"The death of Osama Bin Laden was useless,he was fixing to die anyways,he was really sick and was old" he also said "Bin Laden is really easy to find,he lived a gigantic palace" and every word that has exited Geroge W. Bush's mouth

My mom asked me if I danced the girl.

Quote from oElkien

Is this some kind of hip slang that I don't understand?

That's what I said :P!

Quote from RandomJD

"Swag"

I don't get it. I truly just don't get why you'd want to be something that is similar to "rag". I feel it would be much more of a compliment to be called "classy" or have "class".

Then again, that would require these new rappers to actually have enough ability to rhyme with words that aren't made up "Yolo" "Swag".

You know, "swag" actually is (was) a word. It meant merchandise. The those annoying Facebook little girls ruined it and I can't use it for its original meaning without people thinking it's the stupid meaning.

Quote from A_British_Gamer

Absolutely fantastic.

"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." I believe that was said by George W. Bush. I'm not sure though.

On the topic of George W. Bush, I believe he once said this, as well,"I believe what i believe, cause I believe,what I believe,is right." He said this on live television.

I was making a prank call and I forget how it was brought up, but the person basically thought Dinosaurs were still alive and thought I was an idiot for not believing that they aren't alive anymore. I know who the person is and I defiantly assure you she was being serious.

"Cars are like magic, and magic doesn't work in open spaces."

"Are walnuts a type of nut?"

Quote from Raffilcagon

A stupid response:
Me: Two Idiots walk into a bar. Both say ow.
Response: Why did they say ow? Did they get murder the second they walked in?
My thought: ~_~

They meant a bar as in a horizontal pole

Bill O'reilly (do not think that is how you spell it) saying Christianity is a philosophy and not a religion, 'nuff said.

Quote from Churel

"How do you spell YMCA?"

Y-o-u-n-g
M-e-n-s-'
C-h-r-i-s-t-i-a-n
A-s-s-o-c-i-a-t-i-o-n

Quote from Churel

"Where do you download RAM?"

http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

Quote from oElkien

I always think of it as a thieves loot... "Swag" written across their sack an all.

I think of physics, specifically the method for beginning solving circuitry problems.

Scientific
Wild

Guess

Well, when there was a bully at my school... i took the advice to throw a quick math problem at him
and it worked.

Bully: Well... look at what we have here, NERD.

Me: Yo, shut up!

Me: Whats 2 + 2?

Bully: Ner- What?

Bully: Ughm, ye, 22.

Bully: Dat right?

Bully: Waaaiit.

Friend: I don't feel good...

Me: What happened?

Friend: I don't wanna talk about it.....

Me: Seriously?

Whats a Sherlock?


I almost shot myself right then and there by my loss in faith in humanity.