In 7th grade our teacher handed a paper out with a typo that said "Presidential erection" instead of "Presidential election".
A bit off topic but maybe a story worth telling...
Once in high school auto class, the teacher was ill and he left our sub a video for the class to watch out of his personal library. It was supposed to be something car related but it ended up being porn. Pretty funny mix up. Everyone was pissed when the sub wouldn't let us watch it.
Well, I was trying to take notes on my iPod touch rapidly, and instead of "Fufilled", I kid you not, I got "F***filled" I honestly don't know how I fat-fingered it so bad.. >.<
I once was at my grandmothers and she had the close captions on her TV and was watching Gold Rush on History Channel and one of the words "Diggers" translated to the N word
Somewhat similar to a previous post, but one of my previous science classes we were studying natural rocks. One of them was called, well, "Schist". Some of my friends thought it was funny and all and began to chant it around as we laughed a bit. It was all fun and games...until one of us actually said, "S#@*" and wrote it on one of the tests. The irony of the situation was that he was one of the few that didn't really care for the "joke".
TL;DR S!*@ and Schist, know between natural rocks and feces.
Edit: So many grammar mistakes in my post, oh well.
Yesterday, I was doing a parkour map in Minecraft. Instead of typing "this one doesn't need any dashjumps" in the chat, I typed "this one doesn't need any dashdumps".
I was once in a restaurant and on the menu they spelt "Fried Crab" wrong.
My Song of the Week: Girls' Generation - I Got a Boy
A bit off topic but maybe a story worth telling...
Once in high school auto class, the teacher was ill and he left our sub a video for the class to watch out of his personal library. It was supposed to be something car related but it ended up being porn. Pretty funny mix up. Everyone was pissed when the sub wouldn't let us watch it.
Not written but said.
"Go and sin 'on' more!"
'On' should have been 'no'.
And let's not forget-
I saw that on a news channel. At first, I was like, the President is dead?
I remember around that speech around his death.
"Our leader Osama, I mean Obama."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/17/ground-black-people-cookb_n_541817.html
Without the r.
These mostly come from my Language Arts teacher.
Format:
CORRECT \ WHAT THE TEACHER PUT
- Rebuffed \ Rubuffed
- Deadline \ Dedline
- Due \ Do (For a paper that was due)
- Hoard \ Horde
Yea...... She is a GT Teacher also....
TL;DR S!*@ and Schist, know between natural rocks and feces.
Edit: So many grammar mistakes in my post, oh well.
I spelled it as "witch" back then.
I AM SO DUMB.
Plague as Plagoo
and Mafia as Mafiya
etc...
On one slide they were talking about clothing and one line particular was messed-
"Men wore pin-striped 'shits'."
It was supposed to be 'shirts'.