I always say "Sorry, not interested" and tell them that others have tried to convert me before and were not successful (true story BTW). They normally leave after that.
I've never opened the door, I can always tell when it's them, Sunday Morning @ 10:00 AM.
But if I were to open the door, I'd say, Sorry but I'm not interested and I'm comfortable with my religion, but thank you. Now if they insist on speaking with me, i.e putting hand/foot on door then that's another story.
What's with all these "polite" responses? Those are no fun.
Because many people down want to be a ****. I'm very polite to everyone. I'd tell them to go away politely the first time but fortunately for me the door-to-door people here don't count me into their easy target demographics.
See, what I don't understand is, what kind of person would be converted to a religion by some guy coming to knock on their door and asking them about the bible?
They want donations for their churches, they will probably ask if you need any help with chores.
Well thats what the Mormon extchange students do to my neiborhood :/
Pick up one of my cats and stroke it as I open the door. I'd say "Oh, you caught me just as I was preparing dinner." "It's going to be a nice meal, want a sample?" I'd then hold out the cat to them.
I just draw a Satanic symbol on a piece of paper in red felt-tip (to look like blood), cover myself in water, open the door and scream "SAAATTAAAANNNN".
But if I were to open the door, I'd say, Sorry but I'm not interested and I'm comfortable with my religion, but thank you. Now if they insist on speaking with me, i.e putting hand/foot on door then that's another story.
Because many people down want to be a ****. I'm very polite to everyone. I'd tell them to go away politely the first time but fortunately for me the door-to-door people here don't count me into their easy target demographics.
Venit, quessit, induravit.
They want donations for their churches, they will probably ask if you need any help with chores.
Well thats what the Mormon extchange students do to my neiborhood :/
Thanks nerd queen
trolololololol
This made me laugh way more than it should have.