Same as the title. What is the weirdest, oddest, most annoying thing you have ever said? Me probably would be replacing every word that has an E, L, M, O, G, A, and B, with cake for one day.
Well, on these forums it easily goes to "And thank you Ali for liking my porn", but other than on the internet I've never said anything too extremely odd.
"And thus, the toilet hath spoken of the world, within itself of a cube, which will soon eat Perry Mason." ~Crawfish, IRL, then on the "Count to 50 before someone with a MLP avatar posts" thread.
Spending too much time on the internet I use words and phrases like derp, omg, lol, umadbro, trololol sometimes in my sentences.
Just yesterday at class I was answering a question to my professor and he acknowledged I was answering the wrong question and I replied: Oh sorry Mr. Jefferson, my brain is derping today. The look on his face and the class was priceless.
If you don't go away, I will grab that stop sign, turn it into a salmon, slap myself, turn myself into a turtle, pop off my shell, become an eagle, fly away and grab a branch, Waco the paper boy with it, get myself a newspaper, get back to my bus, sack him with the sports sections.
All with a straight face...I was tired...
repeatedly
That's what I do if I seriously get trolled.
To this day, I know not what influenced me to say such a phrase.
"I will gouge out your eyeballs, put them in my spaghetti, put the meatballs in your eye sockets, and then eat my spaghetti."
In my defense, that was after a long period of sleep deprivation.
I couldn't think of anything, sorry.
I have no idea what possesed me to say this.
Just yesterday at class I was answering a question to my professor and he acknowledged I was answering the wrong question and I replied: Oh sorry Mr. Jefferson, my brain is derping today. The look on his face and the class was priceless.
There's a reason why they call me the "Crazy Armenian."
-Cal Ripken Jr. #8
All with a straight face...I was tired...
don't expect me to be on much.