On cold nights i employ my self fabricated method titled "the burrito"
I lay the blankets on in the reverse order outer cover goes on the bottom
Then i roll myself up in it tightly
It stays warm, and i don't have to worry about running out of blankets
step 1: go to bedroom
step 2: decide to stay up a while due to not being tired
step 3: stay up for several hours, still not tired
step 4: stay up even longer, still not tired
step 5: get yelled at
step 6: flop on bed
step 7: after several minutes of being mad pull covers up
step 8: dont sleep due to not being tired, then sleep all day
I run to my cave. And as for custom of each day bring in some hay from the neighboring meadow and drift oft to sleep for the next 16 years, where I shall awake anew as an policeman!
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1. looks out window to make sure no ones there and closes blinds as tight as they go
2. turns on lava lamp to look at since i dont fall straight asleep
3. turn off lights
4. run then jump onto my bed
5. land on my belly and end up bouncing on it because im light weight
6. lay on top of my comfator blanket thing
7. wrap up in my blanket
8. curl up like an animal would( dont ask why i have no clue why i do that) or lay on my side
9. make up a imaginary situation in my mind
10. fall asleep without realizing it
When i had my ipod touch:
1. Jumped in bed.
2. Read my scriptures on my iPod touch (yeah i am lds. don't complain)
3. Get out of bed, kneel and say prayers (if you missed it, read above)
4. Gently slide back into bed
5. Listen to a song on my ipt by Ellie Goulding
6. LIsten to a few more songs
7. Take headphones out and plug ipt into my homade 4 port usb charger, along with my phone and calculator.
Now:
1. Jump in bed
2. Search my pocket for my ipod
3. Remember that I sold my ipt and pull out the miserable paper scriptures and read em.
4. Pray. And get back in bed.
5. Lay in bed imagining i'm listening to ellie goulding.
6. Forget to plug my stupid phone in and fall asleep.
Seriously, I do something different every day.
I lay the blankets on in the reverse order outer cover goes on the bottom
Then i roll myself up in it tightly
It stays warm, and i don't have to worry about running out of blankets
I Solve practical problems
step 2: decide to stay up a while due to not being tired
step 3: stay up for several hours, still not tired
step 4: stay up even longer, still not tired
step 5: get yelled at
step 6: flop on bed
step 7: after several minutes of being mad pull covers up
step 8: dont sleep due to not being tired, then sleep all day
1. looks out window to make sure no ones there and closes blinds as tight as they go
2. turns on lava lamp to look at since i dont fall straight asleep
3. turn off lights
4. run then jump onto my bed
5. land on my belly and end up bouncing on it because im light weight
6. lay on top of my comfator blanket thing
7. wrap up in my blanket
8. curl up like an animal would( dont ask why i have no clue why i do that) or lay on my side
9. make up a imaginary situation in my mind
10. fall asleep without realizing it
1. Jumped in bed.
2. Read my scriptures on my iPod touch (yeah i am lds. don't complain)
3. Get out of bed, kneel and say prayers (if you missed it, read above)
4. Gently slide back into bed
5. Listen to a song on my ipt by Ellie Goulding
6. LIsten to a few more songs
7. Take headphones out and plug ipt into my homade 4 port usb charger, along with my phone and calculator.
Now:
1. Jump in bed
2. Search my pocket for my ipod
3. Remember that I sold my ipt and pull out the miserable paper scriptures and read em.
4. Pray. And get back in bed.
5. Lay in bed imagining i'm listening to ellie goulding.
6. Forget to plug my stupid phone in and fall asleep.
There is hope for the human race yet.