Oh goody. Not only do I have to be worried about being eaten by sharks, poisoned by stingrays, and killed by giant squid, but I now also have to worry about the butt-raping dolphins. I'm never swimming in the ocean. Ever.
Seeing as none of those things happen commonly, you're safe.
Sharks only try to eat you if you look like a seal. And if you do, they'll take one little bite before they decide that human tastes weird.
Stingrays don't aggressively attack people. If you step on one or try to coax it into attacking you, then they will.
Dolphins rarely mistake you for another dolphin. Also, they won't assrape you because if they do, they'll get close enough that they can figure out that you're a person.
Giant squid don't even come out of the depths of the ocean often. Hell, we didn't even have proof that they existed until 2002.
Dolphins rarely mistake you for another dolphin. Also, they won't assrape you because if they do, they'll get close enough that they can figure out that you're a person.
Male dolphins, in gangs of 3 to 4, actually rape female dolphins to mate, sometimes up to a week. By saying they "rape" the female dolphin, to keep the female dolphin from getting away, they smack her with their tails and make aggressive noises. And even worse, if the female runs, they chase her down. Sometimes male dolphins even mistake swimmers for other dolphins. Another thing is that dolphins practice infanticide with harbor porpoises and their own babies. I guess there's sex offenders in the ocean, too. I really never knew this - I always thought dolphins were kindhearted creatures. My god, I was wrong.
From what you said (i don't really believe that its actually true though), i agree, you were VERY wrong to say that dolphins are "kindhearted " creatures!
Seeing as none of those things happen commonly, you're safe.
Sharks only try to eat you if you look like a seal. And if you do, they'll take one little bite before they decide that human tastes weird.
Stingrays don't aggressively attack people. If you step on one or try to coax it into attacking you, then they will.
Dolphins rarely mistake you for another dolphin. Also, they won't assrape you because if they do, they'll get close enough that they can figure out that you're a person.
Giant squid don't even come out of the depths of the ocean often. Hell, we didn't even have proof that they existed until 2002.
Seeing as none of those things happen commonly, you're safe.
Those are whales.
Where did you get the info on the shark bit?
Oh, I was just wondering. I've never heard of that before so lol
That made me laugh....
Well... 5 Very Good Reasons to pucnh a dolphin the face is a good book... Now, i know why to punch it for ma 6th reason...
Ope.
Punishment by DOLPHIN!
"They rapin everybody out here."
Thought I'd add that.
My DeviantArt, so sexy