I would break their minds and make them wish they'd be dead.. They'd realize deep down they're nothing to me or anyone else and that'll break their psyche until they start whimpering.
They'll be pleading for a quick death but I'll make it last a lot longer then it should ever have too for one man. They'll never see sunlight again let alone hear someone speak.
(I might play some rick astley though to troll..)
Hit them a few times just to slow them down then call the cops, time him to a pole, put a sign of who he is infront of my house then go to bed and wait for the cops to pick him up.
They'll be pleading for a quick death but I'll make it last a lot longer then it should ever have too for one man. They'll never see sunlight again let alone hear someone speak.
(I might play some rick astley though to troll..)
Ope.
Call the cops while he's holding his crotch and quivering.
That's how to have fun when your house is getting broken into
Then the robber would probably sue you and win for bodily injuries sustained. Self defense laws in the UK are screwed.