Pretend to be homeless and beg people from the streets you gotta look the part too, so don't take a shower for a few days, put on your most worn-out clothing, and carry a hiking backpack.
He could do that for the rest of his life, too! There's actually people that do that for a living >.>
Just do some extra chores around the house and get as much money as your parents would pay you for doing so. Also, don't get a laptop for gaming, especially at a $500 budget.
I just realized how much more money I get by having divorced parents. That's sort of badass.
Wait until you're 14 and get a job. That's what I did. I've had the same steady job since I first turned 14. 50 hrs a week during summer and 20 hours a week during school. I'm now 18 btw.
To get a job permit in USA, no. To work in lots of different places you have to be 16, but if you really do want a job then you'll be able to find one. It's not as hard as many people think.
Laptops aren't good for anything unless you plan on it being moved around a lot (and I don't mean from table to lap while you're sitting on the couch).
You have to work hard to make profit. You aren't going to make any money just sitting around posting on these forums.
Laptops aren't good for anything unless you plan on it being moved around a lot (and I don't mean from table to lap while you're sitting on the couch).
You have to work hard to make profit. You aren't going to make any money just sitting around posting on these forums.
And he's not going to get any helpful advice NOT sitting around posting on these forum.
Pedobear, Pedobear, does whatever Pedobear does Does you kids, does your mom, watch out he's Pedobear
Does he swing, from a web, no he can't but he's Pedobear
Sung to theme of Spider Pig
Pedobear, pedobear, likes to steal young girl's underwear.
Spins a web, out of twine,
catches lolis just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Pedobear.
Is he horny? Listen bud,
His brain functions, on no blood.
Is daughter safe, in her bed?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Pedobear.
In the chill of night,
at the scene of the crime,
like a streak of light,
he departs, just in time!
Pedobear, Pedobear
Friendly neighbrohood pedobear.
Candy and Vans, he's ignored,
Action is his reward. (Get it?)
To him, life is a great big porn scene,
wherever there's a preteen,
you'll find the Pedobear!
Not long if you're truly determined. I wanted to save up for a Digital SLR camera, which costs $600 with lens, and I saved up for it in a month and a half. And I'm 13. That includes birthday money, though.
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"It's not nice to hate anybody, unless the person you hate is a complete idiot."
I don't think lemonade stands make any cash worth yelling about. Certainly not enough to buy a laptop.
He/she could do what I did.
I go to the local supermarket and buy a box of 90 Airheads for $10 and then sell 3 for a $1.
It works pretty well, and this thing will probably be my "business" until I'm 18 and can actually get a job without having to deal with work permit stuffs.
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce; We will send unto them... only you."
Colored text indicates in-character statements/actions. Because Forum Games has basically just been a big open RP for a long time now and it's the only place I ever post anymore, when I post at all.
Where I live the mail trunks do that plus not to many people get the paper anymore.
He could do that for the rest of his life, too! There's actually people that do that for a living >.>
I just realized how much more money I get by having divorced parents. That's sort of badass.
You have to be 16 in many parts of the world.
2 or 3 months.A long-ass time.Oh boy, visual basic. I can barely contain my excitement. Not.
To get a job permit in USA, no. To work in lots of different places you have to be 16, but if you really do want a job then you'll be able to find one. It's not as hard as many people think.
They still have paper routes? Not in the town I live in, they don't. I thought that ended in the 90's? Huh.
Actually, here in Utah you can get a job when you're 14. That's what I plan to do, actually.
You have to work hard to make profit. You aren't going to make any money just sitting around posting on these forums.
And he's not going to get any helpful advice NOT sitting around posting on these forum.
Pedobear, pedobear, likes to steal young girl's underwear.
Spins a web, out of twine,
catches lolis just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Pedobear.
Is he horny? Listen bud,
His brain functions, on no blood.
Is daughter safe, in her bed?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Pedobear.
In the chill of night,
at the scene of the crime,
like a streak of light,
he departs, just in time!
Pedobear, Pedobear
Friendly neighbrohood pedobear.
Candy and Vans, he's ignored,
Action is his reward. (Get it?)
To him, life is a great big porn scene,
wherever there's a preteen,
you'll find the Pedobear!
This is my gift to 4chan.
Moraterra Single Player Survival - Last Updated: September 16, 4:00 PM PST
Step By Step Guide
1. Find Mom or Dad
2. Talk to Mom or Dad
3. Ask for $500
4. If they say yes. Your one lucky kid
Or you could just BORROW your mom/dad's wallet.. Nothing bad about it. Its just borrowing.
Thanks for the advice, got some weed sold a pound and now have 60k!!!
*Disclaimer: Might be slightly fabricated, as in completely false*
But also I don't get lunch money.
._. Yes another internet sig. Click and win minecraft!
He/she could do what I did.
I go to the local supermarket and buy a box of 90 Airheads for $10 and then sell 3 for a $1.
It works pretty well, and this thing will probably be my "business" until I'm 18 and can actually get a job without having to deal with work permit stuffs.
Just get a job. Yes, you can get a job at 13. A real job, not housework crap.
That reminded me of the lemonade stand that was run by two little girls and got closed down by the police. Apparently you need some kind of license to sell lemonade, which is bs to me. Like damn its just a lemonade stand >.>
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/georgia-cops-shut-down-girls-lemonade-stand-for-lack-of-business-license/
Whack weeds.
Mow lawns?
Usually when someone wants you to cut down some pesky weeds you'll get AT LEAST 50 dollars, That's what I get at least.
Another thing you could do is see if anyone wants a sh or something painted, Last shed I painted earned me 75, Bought skyrim and a bunch of candy! <3