1: Make gay marriage legal for the whole country.
2: Make all drugs legal for everyone over 21 years of age.
3: Stop the teacher unions, and make it so schools can fire teachers as they see fit.
4: Um... Can't think of others I have a firm opinion on.
amalgamate the states and divide them into 13 districts and a capitol capital
blow one up with a nuclear bomb
make 2 children from every district fight to the death in a annual battle
oh wait...
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Need to fix the redstone in my profile picture..... CBF....
Increase the tax on the wealthy (the 1%) to bring the national debt down some. (Sorry but you got to pay as well)
Enforce the separation of church and state. (Chew on that right wing)
Invest in our infrastructure. Creating jobs at the same time. (Hoo Hoo)
Remove tax cuts and end person-hood for corporations. (Suck on that one rightwingers)
Reinstate banking regulations. (Sorry you can't sell that mortgage)
Enforce civil rights.
I think I'd remove the majority of government programs, as well as converting it into a dictatorship. I'd then proceed to conquer the world seeing as my army is pretty much better than everyone else's.
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Wanna know Jack Sparrow's favorite country?
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
Kill everyone who thinks they are better because they are smarter.
Enslave the ones who think they are better because they think they have muscle when all it is is un-outgrown baby fat.
Abolish labels like 'fat, weak, muslim, athiest, gay, mine, yours' for they are holding back the human race from achieving World Trust. Why is it yours? Is it on earth for everyone? Why, just because you believe in God, do we not have to work together?
Make the US achieve philosophical power greater than any other country by making 'Deeper Thinking' a period in all schools.
Make an oligarchy with everyone else I see fit to help me help the human race. 2 people, exactly.
First I would gather together all the people who made or would make an uncreative response to this together and kill them all by fire, then I would nuke strategic points on the globe so that the only un-ravaged place on earth is central/western Europe. Then I would crown myself king and set up a feudal-steampunk-future system of government, where everyone is convinced that humans are extinct and they are descended from robot dinosaur aliens.
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Make it illegal to have offshore accounts unless you have dual citizenship in that country and spend at least half the year living there.
Change the secondary school system to be controlled by the government and subsidized, offering incentives for good grades and higher level of degrees/certificates/career training.
Have everyone in prisons work off their stay in the judicial system... NO cable, and anything involving prisoners (food, toilet paper, that stuff) NOT paid for by tax dollars. They want to commit the crime, they can work it off. Wardens I will be alright with paying for out of my tax dollars. But seriously. Cable?
Also, I'd probably adjust the salaries of those working in the political system to more aptly reflect their work. If you don't work with results, you don't get paid. <3
Separate church/state, problem?
Make things legal that don't affect you in any way, like if you don't agree with it.(Kinda broad, gay marriage for example)
Generally fix America's stupid ass problems that we created.
And oh yes! Root out ALL the corrupt government workers.(Crazy no?)
Too much power...
1: Make gay marriage legal for the whole country.
2: Make all drugs legal for everyone over 21 years of age.
3: Stop the teacher unions, and make it so schools can fire teachers as they see fit.
4: Um... Can't think of others I have a firm opinion on.
capitolcapitalblow one up with a nuclear bomb
make 2 children from every district fight to the death in a annual battle
oh wait...
Need to fix the redstone in my profile picture..... CBF....
Increase the tax on the wealthy (the 1%) to bring the national debt down some. (Sorry but you got to pay as well)
Enforce the separation of church and state. (Chew on that right wing)
Invest in our infrastructure. Creating jobs at the same time. (Hoo Hoo)
Remove tax cuts and end person-hood for corporations. (Suck on that one rightwingers)
Reinstate banking regulations. (Sorry you can't sell that mortgage)
Enforce civil rights.
I think that is all for now.
Raise your flag!
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
Enslave the ones who think they are better because they think they have muscle when all it is is un-outgrown baby fat.
Abolish labels like 'fat, weak, muslim, athiest, gay, mine, yours' for they are holding back the human race from achieving World Trust. Why is it yours? Is it on earth for everyone? Why, just because you believe in God, do we not have to work together?
Make the US achieve philosophical power greater than any other country by making 'Deeper Thinking' a period in all schools.
Make an oligarchy with everyone else I see fit to help me help the human race. 2 people, exactly.
Make being completely different able of praise.
True Philosophy will come back.
Change the secondary school system to be controlled by the government and subsidized, offering incentives for good grades and higher level of degrees/certificates/career training.
Have everyone in prisons work off their stay in the judicial system... NO cable, and anything involving prisoners (food, toilet paper, that stuff) NOT paid for by tax dollars. They want to commit the crime, they can work it off. Wardens I will be alright with paying for out of my tax dollars. But seriously. Cable?
Also, I'd probably adjust the salaries of those working in the political system to more aptly reflect their work. If you don't work with results, you don't get paid. <3
Make things legal that don't affect you in any way, like if you don't agree with it.(Kinda broad, gay marriage for example)
Generally fix America's stupid ass problems that we created.
And oh yes! Root out ALL the corrupt government workers.(Crazy no?)
My DeviantArt, so sexy
That idea is so stupid, it's almost clever.