Well, I remember a time that a group of kids stuffed a row of urinals with paper towels and flooded the bathrooms and surrounding halls. They were suspended. Another guy always came to school stoned, too. That was the extent of strange happenings that I was aware of.
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Intelligence is not one and the same with knowledge.
OK, so this was 6th grade, and some kid kept calling me "nino stupid" in this annoying whiny voice. I said "Shut up doofus." His response: "My name's not Youseif!"
Oh yeah...I remember in 5th grade MCAS (Massachusetts Comprehensive Assesment System), we were taking a break for snack. A girl had brought microwavable Kraft mac & cheese, and she put it in for 5 minutes or something without taking off the cover or anything. Then the microwave started smoking, and it was clear that the place was going to catch on fire. We called a janitor and he got his heavy-duty gloves and took the mac & cheese out, and plopped it in the sink. The entire hallway was outside their classrooms, trying to see what the horrid smell was (Yes, it was probably the 1st or 2nd worst smell I have ever smelled...?). I looked at the stuff, and the macaroni was pure black. I think we had a fire-evacuation-thingy, but I don't quite remember. That was an interesting one.
A bunch of kids had a rock throwing war in the fields. Nobody was hurt but it was hilarious to watch!
For about a week in 4th grade, during recess, there would be HUGE moshpits of kids tackling each other and stuff, for no reason what so ever. No one got in trouble.
We had a debate in class about whether xBox or PS3 was better. Then when we went to recess a few retards from each side started kneeling and worshipping while saying either xBox or PS3. **** went down and 3 kids got suspended. Best day ever.
My teacher was humming the Mario theme song while she was looking for notes mid-lecture. Some kid heard her and went "SUPRISE BASE DROP! WUB WUB WUB WUBUBUBUB WUB WUB WUB!" I DIED laughing...
I'm gunna use that when my friends are talking about boring stuff I don't care about.
You know how you always think of great comebacks AFTER an argument? well, some person I really hate always uses the same inverted commas "insult", so I can just rinse and repeat.
Hooray for me.
Also, one time, my friend in primary school brought in a ouija board, and we were all there. He was 'conversing with the spirts', and then I asked the spirits to send some pizza too. Well, they all laughed, until the cheesy abomination I had summoned accidentally decides to destroy the school. One of them runs up to it, and asks for it's blessing or something and-wait for it- the thing EATS his head, leaving all the blood from his neck to pool around his CORPSE. I mean, we're all wetting ourselves with laughter at this point, 'cause it was pretty funny, but then this pizza monster smashes a giant pit, and I'm hanging onto the edge, and this pizza monster bites off my ARM, and orders me to join it, as I am the pizzaborn. Anyways, I scream "I'll never join you!", but it says that it's my father. Luckily, my friends used thier energy beam things to put it in this little box. Then we all went to lunch, and had some burgers. And I got a metal hand. It types faster than the old one.
Also I have this friend who used to be an adventurer like me, until he took an arrow to the knee.
ONe time, one of my friends glued a milk carton to a plastic tray and then returned it. THAT was hilarious, she kept trying to shake it off. And how we always pop milk cartons, and somebody at the table always does a possessed scream that silences the lunchroom.
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And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
My best mate destroyed a microwave with a microwavable muffin in Chefs once, I laughed so hard that day because it was one of the newer ones
I've also seen someone on sports day drink 2ltrs of bourbon and coke in 1 hour. That was intense
Also on sports day there were 3 guys, one dressed as a gorilla, one dressed as a banana and one dressed as a frog, they raced and the gorilla head came off, he ran back to get it and came 3rd last in a race with 6 competitors (500m sprint)
There was also a time where someone switched the power supply power voltage switch and blew up the supply.
Another time a 13 year old passed out from alcohol poisoning, the ambulance came, didn't see the kid again at school (probably got expelled)
A teacher payed out a student who had a bad hair style
Someone lit a cockroach on fire in a locker
Someone brought their laptop to school, and in a free (no lesson) I saw them watching porn
I saw some guy try to ride a moped up a curb one day (it was on the academic campus, it counts). He was riding down the road and then turns to hop up on the sidewalk to tie his moped to the bike rack (makes sense doesn't it?). Well, his front tire goes right up the curb, but then the rear tire gets stuck. I stood on the other side of the road and watched him sit there and spin the tire for a good minute or two trying to get up the curb. He finally stood up and pushed it up the curb.
in science one kid started smoking one of the ciggies they were using for a experiment
i went to boarding school for a bit and there was a change of headmaster every one when mental and we stayed out till like 11pm (we are meant to go to bed at 10pm) and the teacher was chasing us through the fields and getting really annoyed
i also called one of my teachers melon head and got suspended
You should've said their Adam's apple was the size of a watermelon. Just go to one o' them "Would You Rather" books...
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There's people standing 'round, who'll screw you in the ground
They'll fill you in with all their sins, you'll see
I was insulted by someone then I said, "You're completely incompetent aren't you?" Just that nothing more, he sat there for a moment the replied with, "I don't speak medieval!" And ran off. The ignorance of my peers will never cease to amaze me!
IKR! My peers aren't the most intelligent either, despite the fact they're in gifted classes.
My friend was saying, "Ugh, My dad says I always procra- procrat-pocrasti-whatever on my homework"
Lots of people in my class pronounce "sew" as "sue" and "wound"(like an injury) as the other wound.
Anyways, OT: I don't got much. But once, a kid just decided to walk home from school... While school was still going.
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A week ago there was this kid, I' not sure if he **** on his hand or if he picked his **** up out of the the toilet, but he rubbed his **** all over the bathroom wall.
He must have some guts. You couldn't pay me to pick up my crap for longer than five seconds.
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There's people standing 'round, who'll screw you in the ground
They'll fill you in with all their sins, you'll see
The biology teacher says that sperm contains glucose (basically sugar).
The quiet kid asks, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
He looks around, it's entirely silent, and he leaves.
I never saw him in that class again.
Me and my crush Dominik did the "Squichies" joke from Captain Underpants, where you put 2 ketchup packs under a toilet, folded in half, and we saw what happend. A boy went inside there and we could hear him screaming from the bathroom, but it could be heard all over the school. XD You should have seen that bathroom stall-it looked like as if it was all covered in blood.
Me and my crush Dominik did the "Squichies" joke from Captain Underpants, where you put 2 ketchup packs under a toilet, folded in half, and we saw what happend. A boy went inside there and we could hear him screaming from the bathroom, but it could be heard all over the school. XD You should have seen that bathroom stall-it looked like as if it was all covered in blood.
I remember those books. EX-DEE!
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There's people standing 'round, who'll screw you in the ground
They'll fill you in with all their sins, you'll see
Hey, I live in Mass, as well!
For about a week in 4th grade, during recess, there would be HUGE moshpits of kids tackling each other and stuff, for no reason what so ever. No one got in trouble.
That's how nerds fight.
I'm gunna use that when my friends are talking about boring stuff I don't care about.
i dont know if you read the whole thing but if yuo didn't is was a joke.
funny. i had a similar experiance.
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low?
Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know.
In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,
And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours.
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
I've also seen someone on sports day drink 2ltrs of bourbon and coke in 1 hour. That was intense
Also on sports day there were 3 guys, one dressed as a gorilla, one dressed as a banana and one dressed as a frog, they raced and the gorilla head came off, he ran back to get it and came 3rd last in a race with 6 competitors (500m sprint)
There was also a time where someone switched the power supply power voltage switch and blew up the supply.
Another time a 13 year old passed out from alcohol poisoning, the ambulance came, didn't see the kid again at school (probably got expelled)
A teacher payed out a student who had a bad hair style
Someone lit a cockroach on fire in a locker
Someone brought their laptop to school, and in a free (no lesson) I saw them watching porn
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You should've said their Adam's apple was the size of a watermelon. Just go to one o' them "Would You Rather" books...
IKR! My peers aren't the most intelligent either, despite the fact they're in gifted classes.
My friend was saying, "Ugh, My dad says I always procra- procrat-pocrasti-whatever on my homework"
Lots of people in my class pronounce "sew" as "sue" and "wound"(like an injury) as the other wound.
Anyways, OT: I don't got much. But once, a kid just decided to walk home from school... While school was still going.
don't click this link...
He must have some guts. You couldn't pay me to pick up my crap for longer than five seconds.
The quiet kid asks, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
He looks around, it's entirely silent, and he leaves.
I never saw him in that class again.
I remember those books. EX-DEE!