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Quote from XxLegendxX98

I would use too many items to spawn a diamond sword, but while installing it I got a black screen.

We aint talking about minecraft, THIS IS OFFTOPIC.

Depends on how far away he is, If he is chasing me in a WALMART, Here is what I would do, Step By Step.

1: Run to the tire aisle.
2: Unhook all tires.
3: ???
4: Profit

Quote from kombijack

We aint talking about minecraft, THIS IS OFFTOPIC.

Funny thought I just had...If you talk about Minecraft in offtopic, isn't that still offtopic? Because the point of off topic is to talk about things that aren't Minecraft, and talking about Minecraft would be off topic in the off topic forum, so wouldn't talking about Minecraft in off topic be off topic, which means you are actually on topic? I think I'm just confusing myself though :blink.gif:

Throw my knife at his scrotum. whether or not it hits, he will stop if only temporarily. Unless of course it hits blade first, then it's just a matter of how much PCP he's hopped up on.

Quote from Hamstergutz

Funny thought I just had...If you talk about Minecraft in offtopic, isn't that still offtopic? Because the point of off topic is to talk about things that aren't Minecraft, and talking about Minecraft would be off topic in the off topic forum, so wouldn't talking about Minecraft in off topic be off topic, which means you are actually on topic? I think I'm just confusing myself though :blink.gif:

Mind****

I had this all figured out ages ago.

1. **** my pants
2. Run
3. Trip over
4. Be murdered
5. ????
6. PROFIT!


Yep, got this all worked out

I thought of a better plan, I will vomit . . . on everything.

Things will work themselves out from there.

Scream dramatically, run up stairs stupidly knowing I wouldn't have a way out, fall and break my leg scream crawl/limp quickly to closet, wait and expect they left because it got quiet, step out, get stabbed, scream, and get stabbed again -screen blacks out- **** yeah.

Go into a bulletproof room and lock the door.