Ah, yes, this was a question brought up by one of my friends. Collectively, we decided that the best course of action would be to key the **** out of the nearest car. It doesn't have to be his car. It doesn't have to be your car. Just start keying it. Run circles around it, dragging the key along it as you do, if you must.
This will stun and confuse your would-be attacker. Once they begin to question your mental stability, you have the upper hand.
I would throw my biggest pokeball at him and shouted "I choose you, creeper". Or I would pick up my HTC from my pocket, tweeted about it and sent the killer a friend request and a poke at Facebook.
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I'd probably try and chase him myself. Though, if that doesn't work, I'll act insane, flail my arms about and roll on the floor crying "ALIENS STOLE MY NACHO'S". Or, something of the sorts.
i would let him chase me to some alley where i have set a death trap, the trap will crush him between to spikey plates of metal.
then i would walk to my house and play minecraft.
Then when you are safe at home playing minecraft the killer would inexplicably appear at your door, even though it seemed impossible for him to still be alive. He says something lame like "You thought it was over? It's not over 'til I say it's over!" Then try to stab you but you push him down a flight of stairs, he lands on a table, breaks it and one of the legs goes through his chest. Roll credits.
That would explain why he decided to use the nearest toddler as a decoy.
lol, I was hoping he wouldn't figure that out and would get confused. :wink.gif:
This will stun and confuse your would-be attacker. Once they begin to question your mental stability, you have the upper hand.
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And receive 10+year sentence?
Would it be worth it?
I'd turn into a rabbit.
a small, fluffy rabbit.
Hopefully, he doesn't have the heart to kill me.
RUN B*** RUN!
No really. They're vicious. They even scare me sometimes. >_>
Venit, quessit, induravit.
Then when you are safe at home playing minecraft the killer would inexplicably appear at your door, even though it seemed impossible for him to still be alive. He says something lame like "You thought it was over? It's not over 'til I say it's over!" Then try to stab you but you push him down a flight of stairs, he lands on a table, breaks it and one of the legs goes through his chest. Roll credits.
Wait, would that be suicide, or homicide?
Wait, why would I be right next to my former self?
I do think that my primary goal would be to hide, rather than run.
If an opportunity to kill or incapacitate him arises, I think I would take it.
mind = blown