1. If the guy doesn't like his parents
2. If the guy kisses me on our first time out
3. If he writes me songs about various, bizarre, abstract things like the bottom of one's feet. I find that cute.
4. If he's talented
5. If he curses and swears (weird, I know)
6. If he hates on Justin Bieber and makes fun of him.
7. If he likes Ozzy
8. If he enjoys kissing me
9. If he hates sports
10. If he hates R&B
11. If he loves heavy metal/ classic rock, (like the '80s, and maybe even '70s)
1. If he wants to take me into the woods, or something (OH wow.....)
2. If he likes nibbling/whispering in my ear.
3. If he has handcuffs in his bedroom, and his parents don't know
4. If he's goth
5. If he has long hair, preferred black, or strawberry blond
6. If he has blue eyes
7. If he has a soft face
8. If he hates beards, or facial hair of any sort
9. If his face is elf-like, (like Randy Rhoads, look him up to see his face and his smile)
10. If he's totally strange and a weirdo
11. If he has long fingernails (don't ask why.......)
12. If he has a bent nose
13. If he enjoys kissing me
14. If he enjoys holding me
15. If he doesn't have PDA problems (like hugging me in Wal-Mart)
16. CANNOT be overweight, I like guys when they're VERY skinny, (but not like anorexia)
17. NO MUSCLES AT ALL
If a boy can meet all those standards, I will probably have a huge liking/crush on him, and might actually love him.
Unless, you want me to remove that. I will, too, if you're fine with it.
Just thought, you'd be like everybody else and be grumpy and eww...
Really, I'm gonna remove it now...
Unless, you want me to remove that. I will, too, if you're fine with it.
Just thought, you'd be like everybody else and be grumpy and eww...
Really, I'm gonna remove it now...
Fixed for you.
This is the Internet; do you really think I'm going to believe something the very second I see it? It's totally fine! (In fact, it made me chuckle...)
Plays video games
Dark sense of humour
Doesn't go attention whoring over Facebook
Shares my love of 50's/60's/70's Rock
At least tolerates 30's/40's Big Bang/Jazz/Swing
Has to like The Doors. I cannot stress this enough.
Intelligent
Decent Looking.
No, you are the only one who admitted it.
Everyday:
1. If the guy doesn't like his parents
2. If the guy kisses me on our first time out
3. If he writes me songs about various, bizarre, abstract things like the bottom of one's feet. I find that cute.
4. If he's talented
5. If he curses and swears (weird, I know)
6. If he hates on Justin Bieber and makes fun of him.
7. If he likes Ozzy
8. If he enjoys kissing me
9. If he hates sports
10. If he hates R&B
11. If he loves heavy metal/ classic rock, (like the '80s, and maybe even '70s)
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Sexual / other:
1. If he wants to take me into the woods, or something (OH wow.....)
2. If he likes nibbling/whispering in my ear.
3. If he has handcuffs in his bedroom, and his parents don't know
4. If he's goth
5. If he has long hair, preferred black, or strawberry blond
6. If he has blue eyes
7. If he has a soft face
8. If he hates beards, or facial hair of any sort
9. If his face is elf-like, (like Randy Rhoads, look him up to see his face and his smile)
10. If he's totally strange and a weirdo
11. If he has long fingernails (don't ask why.......)
12. If he has a bent nose
13. If he enjoys kissing me
14. If he enjoys holding me
15. If he doesn't have PDA problems (like hugging me in Wal-Mart)
16. CANNOT be overweight, I like guys when they're VERY skinny, (but not like anorexia)
17. NO MUSCLES AT ALL
If a boy can meet all those standards, I will probably have a huge liking/crush on him, and might actually love him.
- Girls that don't try to get noticed. e.g. They dress nice and subtle, not flashy and attention-grabbing.
- Random hugs or grabbing my arm always takes me off guard, but I like hugs nonetheless.
- A cute laugh; if it's not a normal laugh, it's okay as long as it's cute or funny to listen to.
- A sense of humor; if they get my jokes, and can come up with some good ones themselves, I respect that.
- *may be filled later*
I fit that criteria....................just sayin'! Don't take it the wrong way!
At first I was like:
But then I was like:
And now I'm like:
Oh. Wait, I said it for your benefit.
Unless, you want me to remove that. I will, too, if you're fine with it.
Just thought, you'd be like everybody else and be grumpy and eww...
Really, I'm gonna remove it now...
Fixed for you.
This is the Internet; do you really think I'm going to believe something the very second I see it? It's totally fine! (In fact, it made me chuckle...)
Crap. Can't delete my pm. Added you though.
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Is anyone else gonna post here????????????????????????
This, with dem assets accessories
and she must have nails that shine like justice
Totally New at running servers? Click me!
I wonder if sansavarous is online...
+1 for that reference
Like, being bubbly and cute?
- Is nerdy
- Has hair covering 1 or both eyes
- Nice pair of bewbs :tongue.gif:
- Nice ass
- Good weight; not too skinny and not too fat
- Funny
- NOT NORMAL
Or genuinely cares about you.
Dark sense of humour
Doesn't go attention whoring over Facebook
Shares my love of 50's/60's/70's Rock
At least tolerates 30's/40's Big Bang/Jazz/Swing
Has to like The Doors. I cannot stress this enough.
Intelligent
Decent Looking.
yeah, unfortunately i'm too much of a socially awkward penguin to get anywhere, but i actually am happy being single :tongue.gif: