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Pretty self explanatory put your most favorite chuck norris joke here :biggrin.gif: Mine is "Chuck Norris once shoot down a german fighter jet by pointing his finger and saying "Bang" So whats your fav chuck norris joke post it here. At the end of Every week ill post my fav Chuck Norris joke i found here and if you have a youtube channel ill give you shout out ( If u have the time :biggrin.gif:)




Favorite Chuck Norris Joke:

Not yet

Chuck Norris doesn't fight he just lets you lose

Old meme is old

It is possible for Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick you yesterday.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5.
Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Only good Chuck Norris joke I've ever herd

Quote from Raynbow

Old meme is old

Old troll is old :biggrin.gif:

I'm not a fan, but:
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands.
When he left, they were just called "The Islands".

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I'm not a fan, but:
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands.
When he left, they were just called "The Islands".

LOL nice one.

chuck norris dont have nightmares, nightmars have chuck norris

Chuck Norris survived a skydive without a plane and a parachute.

Very nice topic.

I read a Chuck Norris poster once, I rather enjoyed it.

I believe there was a Chuck Norris Mario Hack, have you played it?

these are not jokes, they're facts.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin, that he built with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris can break bedrock with his fist

Chuck Norris can control pigs.

When Chuck Norris mines a block, diamonds always come out