They said "Shut up Kid" and i said "Unfortunately your five foot one inches,and i'm six foot 2 inches.Look at you,Now look at me.You're fat,i'm slim.Now look at me,now look at yourself.See the differences?And i'm a year older then you.Now please
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Oh,Whats that thing in the bottom right,Hmm it looks inviting.Maybe you should click it and make me feel like i achieved something in life.Oh?It's calling you.Better Answer it.Yea?
One time there was this one guy over the internet and some guy called him fat and he was all like, "I'm not fat, I swim every day." And so I cut in and said, "So do whales."
Over the internet, if someone were to insult me, I would provide them with a link coaxing them into clicking. The link leads to a rapidly flashing screen, and if the opponent does not respond within 5 minutes, I have won.
One time there was this one guy over the internet and some guy called him fat and he was all like, "I'm not fat, I swim every day." And so I cut in and said, "So do whales."
So my friend and I were talking, bullshitting, joking around, what have you. As was canonical, he made some sideways, joking implication that I was gay. So I said: "Alright, I admit it. I'm gay. Happy?" and he said: "Well, I was hoping you'd beat around the bush a bit more." and without missing a beat I came back: "I'll beat around your bush." BAM! Never have I heard him laugh so hard. That means I won, right?
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My parents don't argue with me.
I moderate these forums as much as I can despite not being a moderator.
I strongly support:
Better clouds
Natural Disasters
More uses for The Nether
"Your Mom."
"Just Chuck Testa."
If I'm hungry, I don't go on Google and search for images or videos of sandwiches, I go and get one myself.
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Guides for command-related features (eventually moving to Source Block): https://github.com/skylinerw/guides
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that a good one
"I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast."
"you eat pieces of **** for breakfast?"
Me: Hey I'm not a mirror!
And...
1. "You're fat."
2. "It runs in the family."
1. "Dude, nothing runs in your family."
aw gees
Me: Say something to black guy.
Black guy: Why? Because I'm black?
Me: Are you asking because I'm white?
Black guy: ... (got nothing)
Me- "Yes, I did"
Person- "You're lying"
Me- "Why did you ask then?"