I know you all are tired of my drug related posts but I don't care lol.
Ok so me and my cousin were making some pieces out of random household **** because we were bored. We were in his room with the door unlocked (huge mistake) and he was messing with a water bottle and a socket. All of a sudden his mom just comes in and says "What's that?" he dropped the water bottle in the bag so she didn't see it. He said "Oh it's a socket. Me and Chris are inventing stuff." and she said "Ok, well you need to get to bed." and left. If she found out the truth she literally would have beat us. My heart's still beating.
What are your stories? I always enjoy story threads :3
*gasping* ugh crap i got to run (warning story mode starting)
ok i found the record's
*gasping while running*
wait whats tha-OH CRAP ITS A ENDERMAN!
*runs faster*
*hops on minecart*
wew i think i lost it
ender:yyyooouu caaannnntttt
rrrruuuunnnnnn......
O_o
CReePeR:sSsSsSsS
*blows up half track over lava falls*
CRAP THE BLACK RECORD!
(11)*burns a little*
wew got it crap its in pices
*keeps running* there the light!
*flies out of mine to day light and lands in water*
ahh
*suddenly night instantly*
wha?
*whites eyes in forest of black*
hello?
*sees its half green half white eyes*
O_o
what the *it teleports to him*
AH.....
*15 years later*
child:daddy daddy i found a disk!
father: what is it son?
!!! .......
is this his disk?
*5 hours later listening to 11*
hmm maybe if i play it backwards...
*plays*
!!!
dm2: UGH to my son listening to this what ever you do DO"NT GO INTO THE MINE IT HOLDS A PORTAL TO THE ENDERS REALM AND ....*static for a sec* AHH JUST DO'NT GO IN IM NAMEING THE CREATURE I FOUND HERO ENDER IT LOOKS HALF ENDER MAN HALF THE FABLED HEROBRINE JUST WHAT EVER YOU DO DO'NT GO IN!
SON OF DM2:..... dear god.
-end-
you like? my story behinde the 11 disk
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i am a dragony the only of my kind.....and i will kill all who opose me
My friend and i where messing around with a couple of paintball guns, using rubber "paint balls". He shot me in the upper thigh, right under the "Merchandise". He missed my a few CM. I sat down, and pretty much **** my pants 'cause it was so close. :blink.gif:
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She won't realize how much I love her until I'm gone </3
I once fell out of a plane and hit my face on a rock, shattering every bone in my face. I then got up, shook myself off and walked away. Luckily, my phone stayed intact. That was so close.
Ok, so in grade 10 science, we had to build mini rockets. I was stuck working with this dolt, so our rocket failed. Last time I ever worked with that guy...
Anyway, we went to a big field to launch these rockets. Now this one kid had made a rocket that was too small, so it was too light. In order to make it heavy enough to not break orbit (not really...), he had to add metal weights to it. We now essentially have a heavy piece of wood and metal with a gunpowder engine.
So he launches the rocket, and the wind pushes it over to where everyone is sitting and watching. At first all seems well, but as it gets farther and farther into its flight, I notice that the parachute failed to deploy. I quickly get up and jump out of the way, and the rocket smashes down where I was sitting, shattering into bits of shrapnel.
So i was making toast with this crappy toaster. So the toast finished heating' and it was supposed to pop out, but it was broken so it didnt. moment and i grabbed a fork and was able to take out the toast without. While i did that i thought that it was unplugged, but it wasnt, it was plugged in. When i think of that moment it sends shivers down my spine at the thought, i could have died there.
One time, on one of my airsoft OP adventures in Oregon a couple years ago, I was driving on the freeway. The freeways in Portland are confusing as all hell, so I was in the right lane, thinking that I would be continuing on in the direction of the main freeway. I start whizzing-by cars in the left lane, which were moving at about 20 mph. My lane was moving at about 60 mph. I pass a sign telling me essentially "this is the only sign in the world that says this, but if you want to get where you're going in this lifetime, you need to change lanes in less than 100 yards." Traffic in the left lane was starting to accelerate as I approached the fork. Traffic in my lane was parked just before the fork. I noticed a gap about half the length of my car in the left lane. I put on my turn signal, slammed on my brakes, and merged into the left lane, somehow avoiding a collision with the parked car in the right lane, the car behind me in the right lane, and the cars now surrounding me in the left lane. I swear, there were inches. Never again do I want to cut it that close. I had more adrenaline flowing through me at that moment than at the sum of all moments while I was engaged in the OP that weekend.
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Niiiiiice bro. I never could really figure out what the story behind that disc was, and I would say this is accurate.
THX! :biggrin.gif: i still maintain the opinion that notch needs to add a BUNCH of new mobs and items and stuff like earlier i thought of a epic mod or update the far lands update and the "floating island"update in the farlands there are 5 new mobs farlimes (red slimes that spew fire) far dragoon (far-dray-goon) they freeze you in time and space they are purple far lander like endermen but red and glow white when angered they will launch ghast like balls of fire at you the forgotten race they are just zombies from the far lands that are white all white with black eyes and last hero ender the deadliest mob ever you see him and he will be angered like endermen but will glow red and teleport infront of you if you stare at him for more than 15 seconds and he will kill you no matter what he insta kills you and has 5 hearts but you cant get hit if you do you know lol
Every time I delete several posts in the MLP thread. :3
"Oops, wrong drop-down menu. Could of deleted the entire thread..."
Erm, well, I'll have to think about this one...I can think of a lot of "Soooo...close...NO! ****! ****!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" moments, but not, "Whew, we really dodged a bullet there," moments.
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[12:41] Coffeeeeeee!
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[16:29] "And lo, the tacos were delicious"
I was golfing with some friends and a girl I kinda liked :wub.gif: , and a bird almost shitted on me! We where walking to the next tee box, and we went under a tree that hung over the path. This bird dropped a **** right in front of my nose. It went right in front of my face. I felt so luckey. :ph34r.gif:
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I'm trying to fit in these forums when I can, but don't expect me to be on that much
She won't realize how much I love her until I'm gone </3
I know you all are tired of my drug related posts but I don't care lol.
Ok so me and my cousin were making some pieces out of random household **** because we were bored. We were in his room with the door unlocked (huge mistake) and he was messing with a water bottle and a socket. All of a sudden his mom just comes in and says "What's that?" he dropped the water bottle in the bag so she didn't see it. He said "Oh it's a socket. Me and Chris are inventing stuff." and she said "Ok, well you need to get to bed." and left. If she found out the truth she literally would have beat us. My heart's still beating.
What are your stories? I always enjoy story threads :3
Two weeks ago I nearly crushed my thumb in a 175 tonne power brake (used for bending steel). The dies (steel blocks which form the metal) are shaped like a V on the top and and a block with a V missing from it on the bottom:
I was positioning a piece of metal and had my thumb against the top die's diagonal face, not paying attention. I looked away to tell my dad (whom was operating the brake) that my piece was in position, but forgot to remove my hand. Up came the piece of steel we were bending, and down came the top die. My hand was gloved, so I had enough time when I began to feel the pressure to yank my hand out. Had I not had the glove, my thumb would have likely been crushed beyond repair. My thumb was sore for a few days, but doesn't seem any worse for wear now (beyond the tiny cuts from handling metal).
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Ok so me and my cousin were making some pieces out of random household **** because we were bored. We were in his room with the door unlocked (huge mistake) and he was messing with a water bottle and a socket. All of a sudden his mom just comes in and says "What's that?" he dropped the water bottle in the bag so she didn't see it. He said "Oh it's a socket. Me and Chris are inventing stuff." and she said "Ok, well you need to get to bed." and left. If she found out the truth she literally would have beat us. My heart's still beating.
What are your stories? I always enjoy story threads :3
ok i found the record's
*gasping while running*
wait whats tha-OH CRAP ITS A ENDERMAN!
*runs faster*
*hops on minecart*
wew i think i lost it
ender:yyyooouu caaannnntttt
rrrruuuunnnnnn......
O_o
CReePeR:sSsSsSsS
*blows up half track over lava falls*
CRAP THE BLACK RECORD!
(11)*burns a little*
wew got it crap its in pices
*keeps running* there the light!
*flies out of mine to day light and lands in water*
ahh
*suddenly night instantly*
wha?
*whites eyes in forest of black*
hello?
*sees its half green half white eyes*
O_o
what the *it teleports to him*
AH.....
*15 years later*
child:daddy daddy i found a disk!
father: what is it son?
!!! .......
is this his disk?
*5 hours later listening to 11*
hmm maybe if i play it backwards...
*plays*
!!!
dm2: UGH to my son listening to this what ever you do DO"NT GO INTO THE MINE IT HOLDS A PORTAL TO THE ENDERS REALM AND ....*static for a sec* AHH JUST DO'NT GO IN IM NAMEING THE CREATURE I FOUND HERO ENDER IT LOOKS HALF ENDER MAN HALF THE FABLED HEROBRINE JUST WHAT EVER YOU DO DO'NT GO IN!
SON OF DM2:..... dear god.
-end-
you like? my story behinde the 11 disk
aw gees
Anyway, we went to a big field to launch these rockets. Now this one kid had made a rocket that was too small, so it was too light. In order to make it heavy enough to not break orbit (not really...), he had to add metal weights to it. We now essentially have a heavy piece of wood and metal with a gunpowder engine.
So he launches the rocket, and the wind pushes it over to where everyone is sitting and watching. At first all seems well, but as it gets farther and farther into its flight, I notice that the parachute failed to deploy. I quickly get up and jump out of the way, and the rocket smashes down where I was sitting, shattering into bits of shrapnel.
THAT was a close one.
YUM YUM YUM!
THX! :biggrin.gif: i still maintain the opinion that notch needs to add a BUNCH of new mobs and items and stuff like earlier i thought of a epic mod or update the far lands update and the "floating island"update in the farlands there are 5 new mobs farlimes (red slimes that spew fire) far dragoon (far-dray-goon) they freeze you in time and space they are purple far lander like endermen but red and glow white when angered they will launch ghast like balls of fire at you the forgotten race they are just zombies from the far lands that are white all white with black eyes and last hero ender the deadliest mob ever you see him and he will be angered like endermen but will glow red and teleport infront of you if you stare at him for more than 15 seconds and he will kill you no matter what he insta kills you and has 5 hearts but you cant get hit if you do you know lol
Erm, dealers?
OT: I cant really think of anything right now.
"Oops, wrong drop-down menu. Could of deleted the entire thread..."
Erm, well, I'll have to think about this one...I can think of a lot of "Soooo...close...NO! ****! ****!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" moments, but not, "Whew, we really dodged a bullet there," moments.
[12:41] Coffeeeeeee!
---
[16:29] "And lo, the tacos were delicious"
Had lots of TOO CLOSE moments though...
Trees like to drop branches on my head for some reason. x-x
LOL scared of getting caught making a shoot.
I was positioning a piece of metal and had my thumb against the top die's diagonal face, not paying attention. I looked away to tell my dad (whom was operating the brake) that my piece was in position, but forgot to remove my hand. Up came the piece of steel we were bending, and down came the top die. My hand was gloved, so I had enough time when I began to feel the pressure to yank my hand out. Had I not had the glove, my thumb would have likely been crushed beyond repair. My thumb was sore for a few days, but doesn't seem any worse for wear now (beyond the tiny cuts from handling metal).
I will often edit my posts after I have posted them in an attempt to improve their clarity (I value a few high quality posts over several low quality ones; the more lengthy the post, the more time it requires to edit) so you might want to wait for a while if this post is recent and refresh to see if anything has changed before replying to it.