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Quote from JebusChrist666 If only it were that easy...
Quote from flashfreez Baby, Let's take it To the windowwwwwwwwwww (/._./) To the wall! (\._.\).
It never is. Life sucks.
Works every time.
Except when she runs away.
That's weak.
"I like socks NOT WET SOCKS how bout you?"
But this one gets you all the chicks
"Hey baby can you tell the difference from a galvanized steel nail and a normal one? I can"
So there is a girl called Marin at my school,
I thought,
If this was a pasta, you'd be my MARINara sauce.
Ever heard of Goldilocks? 'Cos I've got a bed that's juuust right.
GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.
Stranger: I'm a man...
You: What a consequence. We should ****.
Your talking to a lush female at a bar. You take a piece of ice out from your drink, place it on the bar & crush it with one of your hands. Then you say to her... "Now that we've broken the ice, wanna ****?"
Woomens: D'aaaaaw
You: Because your face is pretty ****ed up.