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Where's my "I swear equally in both" option?

Quote from raptor777777

NEVER
I am the perfect example of a gentleman.

The enlarged text makes me feel like I'm being shouted at. That's not very gentleman-y.

I don't swear at people very often, real life or online.

I tend to swear when I am trying to emphasize something though.

If this would be real life I would be swearing much more.

Since I have the mouth of sailor, any inappropriate words or gobbly-gook just stream out of my mouth without care or hesitation. Otherwise, when I'm on the internet, I have more time to think about what I'm going to say, and given that, less swear words are used simply because half the time they're unnecessary.

Quote from Blackheart

The enlarged text makes me feel like I'm being shouted at. That's not very gentleman-y.

I use the large text for emphasis, not for more decibels.

Pronounce the large never as "neva" and the small never as "neverr"

Quote from DrivellingDead

Online: rarely.
In person: very rarely.
In the privacy of my own mind: very frequently.

similar here,
online: no, all my posts are clean.
in real life: i used to curse quite often when i was a little kid but now not a single soul has heard me curse.
in my head: half of the time.

I don't swear that much, even on the internet.

Snarking is much more preferred.

The absolutely ****ing massive amount of "****s" that fly out of my ****ing mouth in real life totally ****ing outnumber the amount used on the ****ing internet.

In real life: I swear like a ****ing sailor.
On the Internet: Surprisingly, I swear very little. I tend to be more mature on the Internet, for some odd reason.

Quote from TJ1122334

I don't swear. If you can't think of something not obscene to describe it then don't describe it at all.

It all depends on who I'm speaking to. In real life, I swear mostly around friends or uptight people who have annoyed me. Same thing online, though I think I do it more in real life.

I swear whenever it comes out. Most of my posts roll off the tongue like normal speech. So it really depends on what I'm trying to say and what tone I want to give off.

I almost doesn't swear on the internet, while IRL I swear occasionally.

Only poor and hatless people swear. Gentlemen only use an occasional "scoundrel" but only in the most upsetting situations a single human being can think of.

I rarely swear. The swear words don't carry any meaning to me, because of how much they are used. Even weak sentences have the word "****ing" in it with several people I've had to hang around with. "I went to that ****ing pizza place" with the exact same emotion and meaning as "I went to that pizza place."

Kids these days. You guys need to stop ****ing swearing. It's ****ing inappropriate.