A physicist, engineer, and statician decide to go hunting together. They head out to the woods and after a few hours they see this huge deer. The physicist assumes ideal conditions, takes his time with the math, and about fifteen minutes later he takes his shot. He overshoots by five yards. The engineer then fudges some numbers quickly does some math in his head and takes his shot, it is five yards short. The statician yells "WE GOT HIM!"
A physicist, engineer, and statician decide to go hunting together. They head out to the woods and after a few hours they see this huge deer. The physicist assumes ideal conditions, takes his time with the math, and about fifteen minutes later he takes his shot. He overshoots by five yards. The engineer then fudges some numbers quickly does some math in his head and takes his shot, it is five yards short. The statician yells "WE GOT HIM!"
Bahahahaha! that's brilliant! It reminded me of another joke:
You ask an Engineer and Accountant and a lawyer what 2+2 is. The engineer says 'four of course.' The accountant says 'Hang on I'll need to check my spread-sheets.' The lawyer will close the blinds,lean over his desk and ask you 'How much do you want it to be?'
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.
"The man below says, "You must be a manager."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
The entire section, one holds the bulb while the rest drink until the room spins.
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Technically on their beds.
-Reads posts-
-cries-
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It's alright, just walk away, and the rest of us will deal with it. With nothing but a very dull knife.
I'm surprised this thread is still up, though...someone necroed.
Steam: RobotDeathParty
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I don't know but it didn't come back! Lawl
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Bahahahaha! that's brilliant! It reminded me of another joke:
You ask an Engineer and Accountant and a lawyer what 2+2 is. The engineer says 'four of course.' The accountant says 'Hang on I'll need to check my spread-sheets.' The lawyer will close the blinds,lean over his desk and ask you 'How much do you want it to be?'
The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.
"The man below says, "You must be a manager."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1763406-absolom-a-maze-in-works/ - My current project, help wanted!
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