Alright, so on Twitter, my name is Polah_Bear (sure, follow me, whatevs). A few weeks ago someone called me a posah (they were joking) so I changed my name to Posah_Bear for a day and tweeted as if I was a poser for a whole day. Good times. I was mostly poking fun at this punky poser kid who thinks he's the best because he listens to alternative music.
Anyway..... I need your help. I want your help coming up with good poser tweets. Do you know a poser? What does he do? ARE YOU A POSER? I'm doing Posah_Bear posahday v2.0 tomorrow and I want to be prepared.
Thread title is mis-leading, I thought you were going to be telling US how to be a poser. Oh well, good luck with that, I don't know the first thing about being an uppity faggot a poser.
Dress in all white sweat clothes, whatever they're called. Wear stupid jewelry. Grab your crotch unnecessarily. Be white but talk like a gangster. Make a game on the playground called "Streetskitball" where it's similar to basketball but the main difference is "The Gangsters" always win and your team is The Gangsters.
That's how my friend and I got our laughs in sixth grade. It was even funnier when some shut-in started saying we were the coolest people he'd ever met.
Anyway..... I need your help. I want your help coming up with good poser tweets. Do you know a poser? What does he do? ARE YOU A POSER? I'm doing Posah_Bear posahday v2.0 tomorrow and I want to be prepared.
So throw down some cliche posah stuff.
Thanks
@last few lines
CRAAWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WIILL NOT HEAAAAL!
Now that being said. Ponies.
Reference Lincoln Park, brilliant.
Fixed.
TURN MY MIC UP LOUDER, I GOT TO SAY SOMETHING.
Fixed
OT, Here's a good line:
"I'm returning to my punk rock roots and blasting Fall-out boy"
OH, THE IRONY.
That's how my friend and I got our laughs in sixth grade. It was even funnier when some shut-in started saying we were the coolest people he'd ever met.
Also go up to people and say "yo wats gewd suunn?" and when they reply with an intellegent response reply back with the same aforementioned inquiry.
Whip it good.
That's what posers say, right?
If you're not, love and tolerate people.
Done.
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