Let me just start this off by saying, the ice-cream man in my neighborhood is a massive douche. I'm talking Jersey Shore status here, except this guy isn't a Guido.
He plays that stupid song 25 hours a day, which is both annoying as hell and illegal. He's gotten tons of complaints against him to the city, but they (unbelievably) have been unable to find him. I've been gone for the past month and a bit, but apparently, he's been doing this all summer. I understand that it's the summer and this guy wants to attract business, but for God's sakes be reasonable about it.
Today, his music was especially annoying, so I hunted him down (in about 5 minutes. City workers must be deaf.) and talked to him about his annoying habit. I asked him politely to turn down his music because it was quite loud, and illegal considering he's only allowed to play it 5 seconds per minute. He says okay, and begins to shut the sliding window on me mid way through my sentence. What the hell does he think he's doing? Then I called him out on the fact that he's been given multiple warnings, and he shuts the window in my face and what does he do? He plays that godforsaken song some more. That, my friends, was the last straw.
Codename: Melted Treats is the action that I am retaliating with. It involves sabotaging this annoying ice-cream man at any, and all, opportunities I get. I have a few plans in mind, but nothing that I deem good enough in my eyes. The punishment needs to fit the crime, and two and a half months of noise pollution is quite the crime. So far, my list includes:
- Luring him down a one way street, then setting up a barricade at the end of the street so he's boxed in.
- Somehow obtaining his warnings, and gluing them to the side of his truck.
- Following him home and un-plugging the freezer in his truck (More planning is needed with this one)
- Getting a petition sent around the neighborhoods he frequents saying 'No more ice-cream is being bought off you until your song is played in moderation'.
But that's all I have. I need more. I am here, off-topicers, to enlist the help of you. You're creative, devious, cunning. What should I do to get back at him?
TL;DR Annoying ice-cream man is annoying everyone. What should I do to screw with him?
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce; We will send unto them... only you."
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Get him to close the window on you again, sledgehammer the lock on the back of his truck (he probably can't hear from excessive ice cream music), and when he's asking some kids what ice-cream they want, sneak in the back and steal his ice cream.
Question: do you have dogs? if so, get their poop, follow him to his house, go inside the
the van and stash the poop some where he can't see or get to so easily (i.e. the air vents)
if your don't have dog poop, find something equally as smelly.
Follow him to where he keeps the truck
Find out where it is
Trap several thousand ants in a glass jar
Go to order Wait for kids to start ordering ice-cream,
wait for them to be done, uncap the jar, when he begins to drive off, throw the jar of ants in the serving window, if he closes it, do option number two.
Wait for him to start serving kids,
Puncture the tires that he cant see while serving.
hit his windshield with a poop-filled-condom from the bushes and run like hell.
Wait for him to start serving kids,
Puncture the tires that he cant see while serving.
hit his windshield with a poop-filled-condom from the bushes and run like hell.
Fine, fine, hack into his speaker system and set it to play 'Friday'.
That's going against our goals. We're trying to stop him from being incredibly annoying, not help him.
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"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce; We will send unto them... only you."
Colored text indicates in-character statements/actions. Because Forum Games has basically just been a big open RP for a long time now and it's the only place I ever post anymore, when I post at all.
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce; We will send unto them... only you."
Colored text indicates in-character statements/actions. Because Forum Games has basically just been a big open RP for a long time now and it's the only place I ever post anymore, when I post at all.
"Against all the evil that Hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce; We will send unto them... only you."
Colored text indicates in-character statements/actions. Because Forum Games has basically just been a big open RP for a long time now and it's the only place I ever post anymore, when I post at all.
Wait till he is stopped for a while (like when he is serving children). Then:
A: Cut whatever tires he cannot see.
B: Spray paint something vulgar onto whatever side of the van he cannot see. Bonus points for detail and number of vulgar things.
C: Equip a paintbrush. Dip/Cover it in whatever wet feces you can find. Paint said feces onto the side of the van.
Or
D: Some or all of the above.
Repeat if wanted/necessary. Enjoy the idea of the pain in the ass it will be to fix the tires and clean off the paint/feces.
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~ I've thought about the phrase 'Money is the root of all evil' and I have to disagree. Evil isn't dependant on an object. I say that want is the root of all evil.
I'm not the ice cream man... no, the idea is that because of the song, nobody will come near the van, and if he doesn't play anything, no-one knows he's there, so he won't make any money
He plays that stupid song 25 hours a day, which is both annoying as hell and illegal. He's gotten tons of complaints against him to the city, but they (unbelievably) have been unable to find him. I've been gone for the past month and a bit, but apparently, he's been doing this all summer. I understand that it's the summer and this guy wants to attract business, but for God's sakes be reasonable about it.
Today, his music was especially annoying, so I hunted him down (in about 5 minutes. City workers must be deaf.) and talked to him about his annoying habit. I asked him politely to turn down his music because it was quite loud, and illegal considering he's only allowed to play it 5 seconds per minute. He says okay, and begins to shut the sliding window on me mid way through my sentence. What the hell does he think he's doing? Then I called him out on the fact that he's been given multiple warnings, and he shuts the window in my face and what does he do? He plays that godforsaken song some more. That, my friends, was the last straw.
Codename: Melted Treats is the action that I am retaliating with. It involves sabotaging this annoying ice-cream man at any, and all, opportunities I get. I have a few plans in mind, but nothing that I deem good enough in my eyes. The punishment needs to fit the crime, and two and a half months of noise pollution is quite the crime. So far, my list includes:
- Luring him down a one way street, then setting up a barricade at the end of the street so he's boxed in.
- Somehow obtaining his warnings, and gluing them to the side of his truck.
- Following him home and un-plugging the freezer in his truck (More planning is needed with this one)
- Getting a petition sent around the neighborhoods he frequents saying 'No more ice-cream is being bought off you until your song is played in moderation'.
But that's all I have. I need more. I am here, off-topicers, to enlist the help of you. You're creative, devious, cunning. What should I do to get back at him?
TL;DR Annoying ice-cream man is annoying everyone. What should I do to screw with him?
P.S. That's right. I'm back.
Steam: RobotDeathParty
Problem solved!
Effort: 50/100
Reward: 100/100 (ice cream)
Graditude: 100/100 (city-goers)
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the van and stash the poop some where he can't see or get to so easily (i.e. the air vents)
if your don't have dog poop, find something equally as smelly.
Find out where it is
Trap several thousand ants in a glass jar
Go to order Wait for kids to start ordering ice-cream,
wait for them to be done, uncap the jar, when he begins to drive off, throw the jar of ants in the serving window, if he closes it, do option number two.
Wait for him to start serving kids,
Puncture the tires that he cant see while serving.
hit his windshield with a poop-filled-condom from the bushes and run like hell.
This is the best plan that I've seen. DO IT.
That doesn't sound like fun.
YOU MONSTER! Do you want all the people in the neighborhood to kill themselves?!
That's going against our goals. We're trying to stop him from being incredibly annoying, not help him.
Exactly. Maybe Dragon is an inside man!
No! Dragon IS the ice-cream man!
"I must stop the ice cream man!"
"No, Dragon; you are the ice cream man."
And then Dragon was an ice cream man.
**** just got real.
"Naw bro, **** has been real."
Oh ****.
uh.. wut?
Doom fanfic/meme reference.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-repercussions-of-evil-you-are-the-demons
A: Cut whatever tires he cannot see.
B: Spray paint something vulgar onto whatever side of the van he cannot see. Bonus points for detail and number of vulgar things.
C: Equip a paintbrush. Dip/Cover it in whatever wet feces you can find. Paint said feces onto the side of the van.
Or
D: Some or all of the above.
Repeat if wanted/necessary. Enjoy the idea of the pain in the ass it will be to fix the tires and clean off the paint/feces.
Lies! All lies!