AlPhAsPiKe mAkEs a sUrViVaLiSt tHrEaD. bEtTeR DrInK My oWn ****.
Edit: I'm not retarded. It's a persona. If you've read Homestuck you would understand. I've decided to stop using it. Vincenzo, I have no mental illnesses.
I keed, I keed.
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"...But don’t worry, you’re not alone, there are many men like you left in the world, and some of them even used to be your friends. After all, this is America, and we only kill our friends." - Immortal Technique
Have you seen the Cribs episode (Terrible show I know) on Les Stroud? Only one I watched, some dumb blonde **** was on before him. Anyways, that guy really lives like he loves. Out in the Canadian wilderness I think of BC, in the middle of a forest, in a small cottage heated by a fireplace, his fridge is in the ground and doesn't have any power going to it. He also has a paintball arena
I'd love to chill with him. Bear would just make me drink his ****, not that I don't like him but Les just seems more badass
I'm gonna try to find it online, sounds interesting.
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"...But don’t worry, you’re not alone, there are many men like you left in the world, and some of them even used to be your friends. After all, this is America, and we only kill our friends." - Immortal Technique
Les Stroud's balls must weigh at least 2 tons, at least compared to Bear Grylls. Grylls is fake, has no opinions and not much of a rationate and down to earth survival tactics and he only does what the producers tell him to do, including drinking his own ****, which in the long run won't really do much good... In addition to that Les Stroud does all the footage himself, he pretty much does 95% of the work (literally) and has his lifetime as experience in real survival.
Oh, trapped in the middle of nowhere with only a knife and a vague idea? Glass don't give a ****. Glass was mauled by a bear. Glass survived the bear and crawled to safety. Glass don't give a ****.
Oh, trapped in the middle of nowhere with only a knife and a vague idea? Glass don't give a ****. Glass was mauled by a bear. Glass survived the bear and crawled to safety. Glass don't give a ****.
Good god, for a second I thought I was looking at a clump of Pubic Hair. Manly.
That was hilarious :laugh.gif:
I keed, I keed.
I'm gonna try to find it online, sounds interesting.
Though i don't watch many survivalist shows, Except Man Vs Wild.
So Bear.
Yes! They are amazing, just amazing...
Oh, trapped in the middle of nowhere with only a knife and a vague idea? Glass don't give a ****. Glass was mauled by a bear. Glass survived the bear and crawled to safety. Glass don't give a ****.
My DeviantArt, so sexy
Who else can fight giant green penises, zombies, trees and stone with there bare hands.
^ A true sign of creativity ^
Good god, for a second I thought I was looking at a clump of Pubic Hair. Manly.