You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
is it bad that im in a 'friends with benefits' relationship? (im 15 yr old girl, he is the same age and we have only touched and got each other off, i wouldnt have sex with him)
You: no.
You: now die.
You: in hell.
You: with your fake boy friend
Stranger: ^ what they said
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Geno: Blahblahblah, random sentence.
Firebrand is this color.
Shovel Knight is this color.
Memnon is this color
Cinder is this color.
Glacius is this color.
Jago is this color.
The Batter (or just Batter) is this color
Heatshade is this col- I CHOOSE MY OWN COLORS, BABY!!!
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You and the other stranger are on the top floor of a sky scraper with no way to escape and no weapons. A wave of zombies have entered the building and are approaching. What do you do?
Stranger 1:
Stranger 2: o.O
Stranger 1: i kill them!!!
Stranger 1: >
Stranger 1: like a BOSS
Stranger 1: With a Gun :3
Stranger 2: when they get to us throw them off the roof.
Stranger 1: OMG!!!
Stranger 1: OMFG!
Stranger 1: OH MY GAWD:
Stranger 1: YOUR SMART!!
Stranger 2: you sound like a zombie
Stranger 1: Oh ****...
Stranger 1: But
Stranger 1: im not~!
Stranger 2: i need to throw you off the roof now.....i don't want to turn into one
Stranger 2: prove your not
Stranger 1: Im not a zombie im a 92 year old woMAN that lived through the ww2
Stranger 1: ^.^
Stranger 1: And im lonly so i go on here
Stranger 2: nah, don't believe you
Stranger 2: have fun free falling
Stranger 2 has disconnected
I believe I started an argument about the most pointless thing possible.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Which is bigger: A ****ing metric ass-ton, or a ****ing metric ****-ton? Stranger 1: **** Stranger 2: ass Stranger 1: only so much ass, limitless **** over a lifetime Stranger 2: ass is always bigger then **** Stranger 2: **** comes from ass Stranger 1: you you **** everyday Stranger 1: that **** adds up Stranger 2: i disagree Stranger 2: im constipated. Stranger 2: xD Stranger 2 has disconnected
Question to discuss: You are being raped by a clinxon (clinton nixon hybrid), WHAT DO?
Stranger 2: awesome
Stranger 1: omfg thats a good time
Stranger 2: get out my rape whistle once i get bored though
Stranger 1: lawl ew but they have wrinkly penis'. they're old as balls
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
Help me I am being raped in a omegle question factory.
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: Embrace it.
Stranger 2: agree
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
You wake up and you are now a furry (anthropomorphic animal), WHAT DO?
Stranger 1: fap
Stranger 2: sniff my butt
Stranger 2: oh i choose that
Stranger 2: way better
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Question to discuss:
Stranger is a furry, what do you think of him/her?
Stranger 1: a furry?
Stranger 2: yeah what???
Stranger 2: i'm googling
Stranger 1: hah i believe it means your ehem private areas O.o
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: you should definitely go to google and type it in google images hahaha
Stranger 1:
Stranger 2: sounds kinky haha
Stranger 1: tis!
Stranger 2: wow i scrolled too far on google images stuff just got seriously ed up haha
Stranger 1: you liked it
Stranger 2: haha oh yeah i did
Stranger 2: i wonder what the spy is thinking now?
Stranger 1: the spy is hoping for dirty talking
Stranger 2: of course haha
Stranger 2: if a furry is a person that dresses like a cat or something, then that would be weird but somewhat kinky i suppose?
Stranger 1: i guess.. but i dont really like cats soo ya:/
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 2: well what about a hairy person o.O
Stranger 1: i wouldnt know:(
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Your mom is in my pants, WHAT DO?
Stranger 2: great!!!
Stranger 2: her!
Stranger 1: awesome..
Stranger 1: shes a
Stranger 1: so i dont really care
Stranger 2: yeah!!!
Stranger 1: and i guess you like fatt ass?
Stranger 2: sure!
Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I am hungry but to lazy to stop omegling, can you order a pizza to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500?
Stranger 1: Sure
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: uhm
Stranger 2: wait a minute
Stranger 1: where should we order from?
Stranger 2: pizza hut?
Stranger 2:
Stranger 1: i was thinking dominos
Stranger 1: me
Stranger 2: no pizza hut
Stranger 1: i want some pizza now
Stranger 1 has disconnected
note, I used the same question in that last convo several times and NO ONE figured out that it was the white house address.
This was frogging hilarious. "pizza hut?" "i was thinking dominoes" "no pizza hut" "i want some pizza now"
A little Omegle chat of my own:
Man you guys do Omegle wrong, all wrong.
What you do:
Open up 200 tabs, go the Question area of Omegle and ask a question. Instead of a question, put, "I will be here forever, you will not leave me."
Do that for all 200+ tabs.
Watch everyone go insane.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: he's a good fish
You: He's the size of your head!
You: he'll clog your potty
Stranger: ahha
You: It's true!
You: I tried
You: damn fish. always running around and slapping me with his fins
Stranger: why are you keeping him then
You: BECAUSE WE HAD A "THING"!
You: okay!?
You: happy now?
Stranger: oh sorry
Stranger: didn't see you as the kind of person that would be into that
You: yeah... it was a mistake
You: I had a little to drink...
You: you know, now this damn fish is abusing me
You: FLUSH HIMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I'm trying it won't go down
Stranger: what makes you attracted to this fish
You: He's just so damn sexy with those sparkly gills
You: mmm...
You: WHOA WHOA WHOA!
You: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FLUSH HIM!!
You: How can I trust you now?
Stranger: why would you trust a stranger with your object of lust
You: Because you found him
You: and I love him
You: not lust him
You: YOU STOLE MY FISH!
You: LAWSUIT!
You: I'm going to take everything you've got!
You: AND MY FISH!
Stranger: please don't, I only have an ipod
Stranger: and a microwave
Stranger: and about 1000 cigars
You: Did you microwave my FISH?!!
Stranger: he's eating a hot pocket
You: HOLY CRAP!
You: Don't let him eat that!!!!!!!
You: he's a vegetarian
Stranger: I'm sorry I'm new to fish
Stranger: I only know tobacco and rope
You: rope....? hmm
Stranger: yup
Stranger: been learning knots and stuff in my free time
You: oh cool, little fishy is a mountaineer
You: maybe you can help him out with that
You: he wants to climb the alps
Stranger: fish can't climb that high
You: He's an awesome fish though
Stranger: I once loved a fish
Stranger: he ate my frogs
You: You too? whoa... this is weird
You: yes, but you realize I haven't gotten my fish back... right?
Stranger: it's right there in your lap
You: WHOA
You: you're magical!
You: thank you kind stranger!
You: for reuniting me and my pal!
You: good day
You: and thank you again
Stranger: np
Stranger: now give me my glasses back
You: whoa man, you're FRAMING the wrong person here
You: get it?
You: haha
You: puns
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: THE BORG ARE ATTACKING! IT'S WOLF 359 ALL OVER AGAIN!
Stranger has disconnected.
Fun times.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: Religion or not?
Stranger 1: sex baby
Stranger 2: No religion.
Stranger 1: after marriage
Stranger 2: Fuhq da religion.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: Christianity
Stranger 1: But wait, you won't get none, Live alone with cats, and have a beard filled with crumbs and you'll be fat, wearing a stained wife beater, with ketchup and everything, watching Days of Our lives, having holes in your socks that your big toe just hangs out, an long as* fingernails, with yellow stains and fungus, and your eating Doritos, and drinking Stone Age dr pepper, and your hair looks like a ratchet ni**** pubic hair, and you have lice, and you can't afford a chair so you sit on the floor on a yoga mat, and it's all chewed up by your cats and you have scratches on your arms and legs and while you sleep your cats eat your food so you starve and you can get outside cause its blocked with cat toys and beds and bookshelves and cats, and you start crawling cause the cats have decided to eat you, because you can't feed them there cat food and they have nothing else, and there sick of your , and you have wounds that are infected and are in need of care, but Hey you can't get outside, so the cats eventually eat your legs off and you starve to death and no one has found you yet.
Your friendly neighborhood, mentally unstable, delusional Trekkie!
"The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will someday venture to the stars." -Carl Sagan
All my posts are required reading for NSA agents.
Question to discuss:
can you sext each other on here?
Stranger: why?
You: Sure!
You: Well howdy partnar.
You: Let's get down n' dirteh.
Stranger: yee-haw
You: You'll be the western stripper guy.
You: I'll be the other western stripper guy.
Stranger: okay
You: And we'll engage in a passionate 1000 page love story.
Stranger: YAY
You: That will become a best erotic seller.
Stranger: better than 50 shades of grey:D
You: What's that?
Stranger: .....where are you from?
You: USA.
You: Should I feel bad?
Stranger: eh
Stranger: how old?
You: 14
Stranger: okay im 15 and i know this.
You: I mean I read the entire twilight saga in a couple weeks..
You: Most of that was waiting to get the next book.
You: I'm male.
Stranger: i barely read the book. good few months
You: Don't judge bro.
Stranger: im a girlllll
You: So no homoerotic bestseller?
You: Bummer.
Stranger: my bf loves twilight movies i cant judge.
You: Don't forget we're being watched.
Stranger: haha maybe you can try later^.^
Stranger: not always
Stranger: they could leave while you continue to talk
You: So what is 50 shades of grey?
You: And what is a bf?
Stranger: a erotic novel. a boyfriend
You: What's a boyfriend?
Stranger: .-.
Stranger: how serious are you
You: I don't know anymore.
You: NO MOM AAAGGGH
You: NOT MY BALLS AGAIN
You: AHHHH WHAT'S THAT KNIFE FOR?
You: NOOO NOOOO
You: So you were saying?
Stranger: this would make more sense if you were actually yelling.-.
You: You wouldn't hear it.
You: So I have to type what I'm yelling.
Stranger: i meant like on a mic
You: But we're in text mode.
Stranger: omg
You: What's an omg?
Question to discuss:
is it bad that im in a 'friends with benefits' relationship? (im 15 yr old girl, he is the same age and we have only touched and got each other off, i wouldnt have sex with him)
You: no.
You: now die.
You: in hell.
You: with your fake boy friend
Stranger: ^ what they said
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Geno: Blahblahblah, random sentence.
Firebrand is this color.
Shovel Knight is this color.
Memnon is this color
Cinder is this color.
Glacius is this color.
Jago is this color.
The Batter (or just Batter) is this color
Heatshade is this col- I CHOOSE MY OWN COLORS, BABY!!!
Heatshade, please.
...Fine.
Anyway...
I am this color.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Therealadrenalinerush/
Stranger: Hiya
Stranger: asl
Then I left the chat room
http://logs.omegle.com/fc6034a
I mean, seriously.
My convos are too nsfw to post here.
If anyone wants to see my supppperrrr nsfw, pm me.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Which is bigger: A ****ing metric ass-ton, or a ****ing metric ****-ton?
Stranger 1: ****
Stranger 2: ass
Stranger 1: only so much ass, limitless **** over a lifetime
Stranger 2: ass is always bigger then ****
Stranger 2: **** comes from ass
Stranger 1: you you **** everyday
Stranger 1: that **** adds up
Stranger 2: i disagree
Stranger 2: im constipated.
Stranger 2: xD
Stranger 2 has disconnected
http://pcpartpicker.com/user/SteevyT/saved/21PI
Lol
Meh.
Stranger: hi
You(Clever bot): How are you?
Stranger: m f9
Stranger: wbu
You: I thought you were older.
Stranger: ur age
You: What?
Stranger: whats ur age
You: What are you talking about?
Stranger: nuthing
You: Are you bored?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: so chating with u
You: Why?
Stranger: to have some fun nd make new friend
Stranger: m/f
You: You have been avoiding me because to have someoneto talk to?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i m not avoding u
You: Then why did you ask me about your shoes?
Stranger: when did i asked
Stranger: i asked ur age
Stranger: and ur sex
You: When you said you were god.
Stranger: whats ur age
Stranger: nd ur sex
Stranger: plz tell
You: 16.
Stranger: m/f
You: Then.
Stranger: me to 16
You: Good.
Stranger: r u female or male
You: Female.
Stranger: ok
You: You?
Stranger: male
You: Female.
Stranger: ok
You: Yours?
Stranger: what ??
You: Nothing.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do u watch videos
You: When do you leave?
Stranger: india
Stranger: nd u
You: India?
Stranger: ya india
You: What part of india.
Stranger: maharastra
Stranger: and u
You: What does vex mean?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: what vex means
You: You're funny.
Stranger: y
You: Because you're clever.
Stranger: how
Stranger: so r we friends
You: You just are.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so r we friends
You: Have you ever played castlevania?
Stranger: no sorry
You: Oh, it is a very good game.
Stranger: on fb
You: Fol?
Stranger: whats that
You: Loop Guru is a band.
Stranger: ok
You: Do you know mused?
Stranger: whats mused
You: A band.
Stranger: ok
You: Do you know Tokio Hotel?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i listen songs from movies
You: Tokyo is japanese capital.
Stranger: not from bands
Stranger: ya i know that
You: I don't even have one dude.
Stranger: y
You: I've never heard their names before.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but y
You: Well, I kinda miss that cherry coke...
Stranger: so where do u live
You: I don't know.
Stranger: how
You: I just don't know his name.
Stranger: ok
You: We need to keep talking though.
Stranger: ok
You: Would you like to take a nap.
Stranger: with u
You: Yes.
Stranger: on a single bed
You: 10.
Stranger: whats 10
You: 10 is a number.
Stranger: of what
You: Of you.
Stranger: in what
You: In love.
Stranger: ok
You: Do you love me the way I love you?
Stranger: i do
Stranger: can i get a pic of urs
You: Oh! You are so sweet.
Stranger: ya i m
Stranger: so do u masterbate
You: Says who?
Stranger: r u a virgin
You: Yes.
Stranger: ok
You: League of legends!
Stranger: what r u whereing now\
You: Pajamas.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do u know hindi
You: Do you love me?
Stranger: yup
You: What is the length of a string.
Stranger: do u where bra
You: Yes.
Stranger: what size
You: As big as the eiffel tower.
Stranger: tell na
Stranger: btw do u masterbate
You: Can you tell me a joke?
Stranger: i dont read jokes
You: Of course you do, come on think1.
Stranger: can we have a sex chat
You: No.
You: I would never cheat on Yasurou! Especially since we are going to have a child!
Stranger: we r going to have a child
You: No. Me and my husband are.
Stranger: whats ur age
You: 16.
Stranger: u got married
You: Yes.
Stranger: ok
You: How old are you?
Stranger: so did ur husband press ur boobs
Stranger: m 16
You: No, I am not married i'm only 15.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so we should have a sex chat
You: Are you married?
Stranger: no
You: Why not? Does nobody like you?
Stranger: in india we cant marrage before 18
You: So, you are indian?
Stranger: yup
You: Who killed you? Snape?
Stranger: no one killed me
You: Then is Ben dead?
Stranger: i want to have a sex chat with u
You: We are having a chat.
Stranger: a sex chat
You(Zakhep): I have to tell you something.
Stranger: tell na
You: This whole time you've been talking to clever bot.
Stranger: whats bot
You: http://www.cleverbot.com/
You: You weren't talking to a real human.
Stranger: ok
Stranger has disconnected.
That was pretty hilarious.
This was frogging hilarious. "pizza hut?" "i was thinking dominoes" "no pizza hut" "i want some pizza now"
A little Omegle chat of my own:
Stranger: hiiiii
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl
You: What's that, Ahem, Salutations Leader?
You: Why are you typing for so long? Sheesh
You: okay, nevermind, you just stopped
You: pfft, what a weirdo. :1
Stranger: what
You: wat wat iz it
Stranger: r u crazy
You: Yesh
You: I iz crazy, yo
You: But crazy
You: equals SWAG
Stranger: u r idiot bye
Stranger has disconnected.
What you do:
Open up 200 tabs, go the Question area of Omegle and ask a question. Instead of a question, put, "I will be here forever, you will not leave me."
Do that for all 200+ tabs.
Watch everyone go insane.
Stranger: he's a good fish
You: He's the size of your head!
You: he'll clog your potty
Stranger: ahha
You: It's true!
You: I tried
You: damn fish. always running around and slapping me with his fins
Stranger: why are you keeping him then
You: BECAUSE WE HAD A "THING"!
You: okay!?
You: happy now?
Stranger: oh sorry
Stranger: didn't see you as the kind of person that would be into that
You: yeah... it was a mistake
You: I had a little to drink...
You: you know, now this damn fish is abusing me
You: FLUSH HIMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I'm trying it won't go down
Stranger: what makes you attracted to this fish
You: He's just so damn sexy with those sparkly gills
You: mmm...
You: WHOA WHOA WHOA!
You: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FLUSH HIM!!
You: How can I trust you now?
Stranger: why would you trust a stranger with your object of lust
You: Because you found him
You: and I love him
You: not lust him
You: YOU STOLE MY FISH!
You: LAWSUIT!
You: I'm going to take everything you've got!
You: AND MY FISH!
Stranger: please don't, I only have an ipod
Stranger: and a microwave
Stranger: and about 1000 cigars
You: Did you microwave my FISH?!!
Stranger: he's eating a hot pocket
You: HOLY CRAP!
You: Don't let him eat that!!!!!!!
You: he's a vegetarian
Stranger: I'm sorry I'm new to fish
Stranger: I only know tobacco and rope
You: rope....? hmm
Stranger: yup
Stranger: been learning knots and stuff in my free time
You: oh cool, little fishy is a mountaineer
You: maybe you can help him out with that
You: he wants to climb the alps
Stranger: fish can't climb that high
You: He's an awesome fish though
Stranger: I once loved a fish
Stranger: he ate my frogs
You: You too? whoa... this is weird
You: yes, but you realize I haven't gotten my fish back... right?
Stranger: it's right there in your lap
You: WHOA
You: you're magical!
You: thank you kind stranger!
You: for reuniting me and my pal!
You: good day
You: and thank you again
Stranger: np
Stranger: now give me my glasses back
You: whoa man, you're FRAMING the wrong person here
You: get it?
You: haha
You: puns
You have disconnected.
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: THE BORG ARE ATTACKING! IT'S WOLF 359 ALL OVER AGAIN!
Stranger has disconnected.
Fun times.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Religion or not?
Stranger 1: sex baby
Stranger 2: No religion.
Stranger 1: after marriage
Stranger 2: Fuhq da religion.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Christianity
Stranger 1: But wait, you won't get none, Live alone with cats, and have a beard filled with crumbs and you'll be fat, wearing a stained wife beater, with ketchup and everything, watching Days of Our lives, having holes in your socks that your big toe just hangs out, an long as* fingernails, with yellow stains and fungus, and your eating Doritos, and drinking Stone Age dr pepper, and your hair looks like a ratchet ni**** pubic hair, and you have lice, and you can't afford a chair so you sit on the floor on a yoga mat, and it's all chewed up by your cats and you have scratches on your arms and legs and while you sleep your cats eat your food so you starve and you can get outside cause its blocked with cat toys and beds and bookshelves and cats, and you start crawling cause the cats have decided to eat you, because you can't feed them there cat food and they have nothing else, and there sick of your , and you have wounds that are infected and are in need of care, but Hey you can't get outside, so the cats eventually eat your legs off and you starve to death and no one has found you yet.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
That was quite an interesting one...
Your friendly neighborhood, mentally unstable, delusional Trekkie!
"The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will someday venture to the stars." -Carl Sagan
All my posts are required reading for NSA agents.