After, I have winded down for the night, I figured I'd post this. This is what happened to me in school today.
NOTE: PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT I AM IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SO ALL OF THIS HAS HAPPENED IN FIFTH GRADE!
Another thing, the kids my age(including me I'll admit it) are very advanced for our age. We curse a lot and stuff like that. I don't curse that much, but it's just the school thing to curse. If you are sort of young, I recommend you don't read this.
Oh, and one more thing. I am not mentioning any names at all.
Okay, so the day started out, I walked into the classroom and picked up my Math Morning Worksheet thingy that we do every morning. Then, like normal, kids just chat about random stuff. But, the kid who sits behind me,(he is like the most popular boy in fifth grade and he's one of my best friends) told me a life changing story. there's a girl in my grade who is the most popular in my grade. She and the boy who sits behind me, everyone says these to are meant to be. Well, some kid(not to be mean, but he was a loser who always tried to be mean and bully everyone), wrote a note to the girl saying, I know you're having you're period. Isn't that just messed up that he would write that? Now, this kid, who did not have a lot of friends wrote this note to the most popular girl in the grade. And the night before, another one of my friends went to a soccer game and lost his phone. Now, the kid that wrote the note found his phone and called the girls saying he loved her. Now that takes some serious guts! Back to this morning, where everybody was talking about what happened. Now, what happened was the kid who lost his phone actually dared him to call her saying that, because he knew he had a crush on her. Then, here is the part that made me laugh.
This kid, who called her, doesn't like me at all! Mainly because he was mean to me in fourth grade, so I made a joke about me, and got off my case. So, he told the girl that I dared him to ask her out because I had a crush on her(which I don't btw) and that made me so mad! I wanted to choke the kid after he said that. That's how mad it made me! So, then, at recess, this is the best part of the story.
At recess, I was playing wall ball with a few of my friends. The kid who sits behind me had a basketball meeting thing that day at recess in the gym, so he went to that. So, the girl walks up to me and starts accusing me of all this bull! I told her the whole story, cover to cover, and I said ask the boy who sits behind me, he'll say it's true too. She believed me and replied with this. "It's okay. I like you, but I like the kid who sits behind you a little more." I was like DOOOOOOOOOOOH! The mopst popular girl in the grade likes me? WOW! Since when did I get that boost in popularity? And then her and her group of girls went away and started whispering and someone said, I like him too. I was thinking, WTF? AM I THIS POPULAR? So, then the kid who wrote the note earlier started getting accused by the girls, and this is the best part.
At recess, I was playing wall ball with a few of my friends. The kid who sits behind me had a basketball meeting thing that day at recess in the gym, so he went to that. So, the girl walks up to me and starts accusing me of all this bull! I told her the whole story, cover to cover, and I said ask the boy who sits behind me, he'll say it's true too. She believed me and replied with this. "It's okay. I like you, but I like the kid who sits behind you a little more." I was like DOOOOOOOOOOOH! The mopst popular girl in the grade likes me? WOW! Since when did I get that boost in popularity? And then her and her group of girls went away and started whispering and someone said, I like him too. I was thinking, WTF? AM I THIS POPULAR? So, then the kid who wrote the note earlier started getting accused by the girls, and this is the best part.
The art teacher hates me and always yells at me, but back to the story. Me, the kid who sits behind me, and the guy who sits next to me talked about the situation. The teacher yelled at us a few times, but whatever. Anyway, we realized that this whole thing that the kid who wrote the note did, was a revenge scheme, to get back at me and the kid behind me for picking on him last year after he bullied us. Great! Now, I was the center of attention. But the good thing about that is now all the girls will be all over me questioning me. OHLALA!
Anyways, after art, we boys got to go outside while the girls had to watch one of those puberty lesson videos. They watched the first part of the girl puberty video yesterday, and the second part today. Tomorrow, us boys watch the boy video. Anyways, we boys went outside. We tried to tell the kid that he screwed his entire life, which is what everyone is saying. We tried to let him apologize, but he took the wrong way out and said, just shut up guys. That right there was his last chance, and he blew it.
So the day ended. That was it. Everyone was saying that the kid who wrote the note would get suspended. Like, you know what I mean? You can't write a note saying that. He's just lucky his teacher wasn't here today, because there was a substitute. The sub doesn't care about what kids do, so she could care less about what happened.
So anyways, leave comments saying what I should do tomorrow, or if I did the right thing or not, stuff like that. Anyways, if you read this all through, thanks! Please remember, this all happened in a fifth grade in an elementary school. ISN'T THIS INSANE?
NeonVolcom wrote:Ize Likez Thee PIE!
Mod edit: Please stay on topic. This is a thread about how to dispose a corpse (never thought I'd be saying that....)
All right i've been thinking.. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
Also elementary school is easy,you will miss it :sad.gif:
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NeonVolcom wrote:Ize Likez Thee PIE!
Mod edit: Please stay on topic. This is a thread about how to dispose a corpse (never thought I'd be saying that....)
SO MANY POSTS! Anyways, yes this is elementary school. IDK why kids are going out in my grade! Don't ask me! And one of you guys said fight the kid. I did before. A few weeks ago I did. He's a fat blob and he couldn't take a hit. I just posted this because not every school day is like this for me. And kids are advanced for my age because they know a lot more about stuff like sex than you should at these ages.
Also, this is true! I SWARE ON MY LIFE! AND I KNOW IT IS A BIT ADVANCED FOR FIFTH GRADE! EVERYONE SAYS I'M THE SMARTEST KID IN THE GRADE AND A GOOD STORY TELLER SO YA THERE YOU GO!
NOTE: PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT I AM IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SO ALL OF THIS HAS HAPPENED IN FIFTH GRADE!
Another thing, the kids my age(including me I'll admit it) are very advanced for our age. We curse a lot and stuff like that. I don't curse that much, but it's just the school thing to curse. If you are sort of young, I recommend you don't read this.
Oh, and one more thing. I am not mentioning any names at all.
Okay, so the day started out, I walked into the classroom and picked up my Math Morning Worksheet thingy that we do every morning. Then, like normal, kids just chat about random stuff. But, the kid who sits behind me,(he is like the most popular boy in fifth grade and he's one of my best friends) told me a life changing story. there's a girl in my grade who is the most popular in my grade. She and the boy who sits behind me, everyone says these to are meant to be. Well, some kid(not to be mean, but he was a loser who always tried to be mean and bully everyone), wrote a note to the girl saying, I know you're having you're period. Isn't that just messed up that he would write that? Now, this kid, who did not have a lot of friends wrote this note to the most popular girl in the grade. And the night before, another one of my friends went to a soccer game and lost his phone. Now, the kid that wrote the note found his phone and called the girls saying he loved her. Now that takes some serious guts! Back to this morning, where everybody was talking about what happened. Now, what happened was the kid who lost his phone actually dared him to call her saying that, because he knew he had a crush on her. Then, here is the part that made me laugh.
This kid, who called her, doesn't like me at all! Mainly because he was mean to me in fourth grade, so I made a joke about me, and got off my case. So, he told the girl that I dared him to ask her out because I had a crush on her(which I don't btw) and that made me so mad! I wanted to choke the kid after he said that. That's how mad it made me! So, then, at recess, this is the best part of the story.
At recess, I was playing wall ball with a few of my friends. The kid who sits behind me had a basketball meeting thing that day at recess in the gym, so he went to that. So, the girl walks up to me and starts accusing me of all this bull! I told her the whole story, cover to cover, and I said ask the boy who sits behind me, he'll say it's true too. She believed me and replied with this. "It's okay. I like you, but I like the kid who sits behind you a little more." I was like DOOOOOOOOOOOH! The mopst popular girl in the grade likes me? WOW! Since when did I get that boost in popularity? And then her and her group of girls went away and started whispering and someone said, I like him too. I was thinking, WTF? AM I THIS POPULAR? So, then the kid who wrote the note earlier started getting accused by the girls, and this is the best part.
At recess, I was playing wall ball with a few of my friends. The kid who sits behind me had a basketball meeting thing that day at recess in the gym, so he went to that. So, the girl walks up to me and starts accusing me of all this bull! I told her the whole story, cover to cover, and I said ask the boy who sits behind me, he'll say it's true too. She believed me and replied with this. "It's okay. I like you, but I like the kid who sits behind you a little more." I was like DOOOOOOOOOOOH! The mopst popular girl in the grade likes me? WOW! Since when did I get that boost in popularity? And then her and her group of girls went away and started whispering and someone said, I like him too. I was thinking, WTF? AM I THIS POPULAR? So, then the kid who wrote the note earlier started getting accused by the girls, and this is the best part.
The art teacher hates me and always yells at me, but back to the story. Me, the kid who sits behind me, and the guy who sits next to me talked about the situation. The teacher yelled at us a few times, but whatever. Anyway, we realized that this whole thing that the kid who wrote the note did, was a revenge scheme, to get back at me and the kid behind me for picking on him last year after he bullied us. Great! Now, I was the center of attention. But the good thing about that is now all the girls will be all over me questioning me. OHLALA!
Anyways, after art, we boys got to go outside while the girls had to watch one of those puberty lesson videos. They watched the first part of the girl puberty video yesterday, and the second part today. Tomorrow, us boys watch the boy video. Anyways, we boys went outside. We tried to tell the kid that he screwed his entire life, which is what everyone is saying. We tried to let him apologize, but he took the wrong way out and said, just shut up guys. That right there was his last chance, and he blew it.
So the day ended. That was it. Everyone was saying that the kid who wrote the note would get suspended. Like, you know what I mean? You can't write a note saying that. He's just lucky his teacher wasn't here today, because there was a substitute. The sub doesn't care about what kids do, so she could care less about what happened.
So anyways, leave comments saying what I should do tomorrow, or if I did the right thing or not, stuff like that. Anyways, if you read this all through, thanks! Please remember, this all happened in a fifth grade in an elementary school. ISN'T THIS INSANE?
NeonVolcom wrote:Ize Likez Thee PIE!
Mod edit: Please stay on topic. This is a thread about how to dispose a corpse (never thought I'd be saying that....)
See? I'm not so malicious...
That's not "advanced".
Anyways, that's a normal school day for me.
Oh and, elementary school? Pfft.
Fun forum about lamps
I didn't bother reading anything after that. :smile.gif:
Middle school ********.
I see. Thank you for clearing it up :smile.gif:
You know, you kids remind me of my school... The 7th and 8th graders drink and smoke, I **** you not.
I guess it was a some what weird story for the first paragraph.
NeonVolcom wrote:Ize Likez Thee PIE!
Mod edit: Please stay on topic. This is a thread about how to dispose a corpse (never thought I'd be saying that....)
#BAUM4EXILE2014
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HELP CAPSLOCK KEY FELL OFF IT SWITCHES ON AND OFF, HELP PLS.
Elementary School ********. ;]
Seriously, someone explain what this is all about.
Say it with me, everyone...