Have a hard time believing this story... why were you standing so close to her that you could 'bump' into her?
If this story is true, it's really partially your own fault for standing so close...
Also, if she was wearing a 'tight bikini' then she probably doesn't have a problem with stuff like that... I mean, what self-respecting girl wants to wear a 'tight bikini' and doesn't understand a guy's 'problem' with that?
Don't make it such a big deal... Don't worry about it.
That is... if this story is even true.
All jokes aside, you should've just explained what happened she would most likely understand. It probably isn't too late. Most girls will give you a chance just for having the confidence to ask them in the first place. If she turns you down or laughs at you, then she wasn't a good girl for you in the first place.
EDIT: when I said "show it off" I didn't mean whip it out, I meant just walk with pride & crotch first
Have a hard time believing this story... why were you standing so close to her that you could 'bump' into her?
If this story is true, it's really partially your own fault for standing so close...
Also, if she was wearing a 'tight bikini' then she probably doesn't have a problem with stuff like that... I mean, what self-respecting girl wants to wear a 'tight bikini' and doesn't understand a guy's 'problem' with that?
Don't make it such a big deal... Don't worry about it.
That is... if this story is even true.
If I was faking it, I would've said that she told me that she wanted to touch it abit more.
Have a hard time believing this story... why were you standing so close to her that you could 'bump' into her?
If this story is true, it's really partially your own fault for standing so close...
Also, if she was wearing a 'tight bikini' then she probably doesn't have a problem with stuff like that... I mean, what self-respecting girl wants to wear a 'tight bikini' and doesn't understand a guy's 'problem' with that?
Don't make it such a big deal... Don't worry about it.
That is... if this story is even true.
This.
Maybe the whole random boner thing did happen but I HIGHLY doubt you poked her. If you actually had poked her that would have definitely been in your first post.
Maybe the whole random boner thing did happen but I HIGHLY doubt you poked her. If you actually had poked her that would have definitely been in your first post.
I snipped it because it was off-topic to the main point, the ghost-man guy asked the question related to that, so I re-included it.
Main point, it's ****ing embarrasing.
Alrighty, then. Go up and tell her that it's not because you're his alter ego, but because you like her. Then you won't seem like a douche, and she may tell you she likes you back. Lots of crushes work out that way, and I can tell it might because she didn't immediately yell "OMG HE POKED ME WITH HIS ****!!!" like most girls I know would.
Honestly, just sort it out. She may have taken it the wrong way and, if she did, things might be ruined for you two if not fixed soon.
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I snipped it because it was off-topic to the main point, the ghost-man guy asked the question related to that, so I re-included it.
Main point, it's ****ing embarrasing.
That's probably the MOST embarrassing part of your story and you left it out of your original post?
If my boyfriend got a boner in public the last thing I'd want to do is sit on it, I would laugh at him. I'ts not a turn on! I don't know who told you that, sorry >_<
Laughing at him is kind of harsh; this kid in class got a boner once, but my girlfriend didn't laugh at him because she knows guys get them for no reason at our age.
and no it isn't a turn on haha
EDIT: just checked your profile and found out you were 23, so there shouldn't be a reason for your boyfriend to get one in public lol
You should have responded "It can only be described through pictures. Got a phone? We can trade *sly wink*"
or "asl".
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If this story is true, it's really partially your own fault for standing so close...
Also, if she was wearing a 'tight bikini' then she probably doesn't have a problem with stuff like that... I mean, what self-respecting girl wants to wear a 'tight bikini' and doesn't understand a guy's 'problem' with that?
Don't make it such a big deal... Don't worry about it.
That is... if this story is even true.
EDIT: when I said "show it off" I didn't mean whip it out, I meant just walk with pride & crotch first
If I was faking it, I would've said that she told me that she wanted to touch it abit more.
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Story is now legit, keeping that in mind.
Yeah, boners in public + near a girl you have a crush on feel so weird. At least for me.
Captain Boner's somewhere else in my school.
This.
Maybe the whole random boner thing did happen but I HIGHLY doubt you poked her. If you actually had poked her that would have definitely been in your first post.
I snipped it because it was off-topic to the main point, the ghost-man guy asked the question related to that, so I re-included it.
Main point, it's ****ing embarrasing.
Alrighty, then. Go up and tell her that it's not because you're his alter ego, but because you like her. Then you won't seem like a douche, and she may tell you she likes you back. Lots of crushes work out that way, and I can tell it might because she didn't immediately yell "OMG HE POKED ME WITH HIS ****!!!" like most girls I know would.
Honestly, just sort it out. She may have taken it the wrong way and, if she did, things might be ruined for you two if not fixed soon.
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That's probably the MOST embarrassing part of your story and you left it out of your original post?
Laughing at him is kind of harsh; this kid in class got a boner once, but my girlfriend didn't laugh at him because she knows guys get them for no reason at our age.
and no it isn't a turn on haha
EDIT: just checked your profile and found out you were 23, so there shouldn't be a reason for your boyfriend to get one in public lol
On topic: If she didn't immediately scream out in disgust, just pretend it never happened.
Especially those ones about Captain Boner. That guy's a genius, you know.
And sort things out, don't pretend it didn't happen. Even if she didn't scream out, she could just be shy. And now she may think you're a douche.
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oh I laughed at OP too, I was talking about laughing at your bf
or "asl".
FFS, I am obviously wonderful.
lol why would he need asl, it is a girl in his class
But I guess it's just me being a person who refuses to even wear shorts.
I have had worse I fell over watching girls do gymnastics.
Lol. Are you sure this ' sub shop ' wasn't at your house and not the water park? xD