I guess Satan is kind of hot, since he lives in Hell and all...
Oh no, he is going down too. They all going down. But that is for the sequel. December 2012, first it was heaven now it is hell in "holy fire 2: Highway to hell"
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join off topic IRC at #otter on esper.net, there is cake*
*there may or may not be cake
Oh no, he is going down too. They all going down. But that is for the sequel. December 2012, first it was heaven now it is hell in "holy fire 2: Highway to hell"
moral of the story: solution to death=kill everything
Thankfully, I got Apocalypse Insurance! So I should be fine.
On the other hand, wouldn't science have gone out and debunked this by now? We went through a lot of rapture days already. 6/6/2006, 9/9/2009 to name a couple.
As a reference to my previous post, is it normal to just have a random scythe laying behind my house, ready for me to use?
I have on out in the little shack thin gin my backyard where I keep my gardening ****. And my pickaxe. And my pitchfork. And other stuff not related to gardening.
I have on out in the little shack thin gin my backyard where I keep my gardening ****. And my pickaxe. And my pitchfork. And other stuff not related to gardening.
A pickaxe can be used to till soil, not very effective though, a pitchfork can mix dirt, you know, take the dry dirt above and mix it with the wet soil under it, useful for gettting the weeds.
Am I the only one who hopes that when the people are raptured they just go into a spirit form and there corpses reanimate so I can kick some zombie ass?
God kills the rest of the evil people, and he gets a show of badass' fighting zombies to the death, win win for everyone.
Well good sir, since no-one will be guarding the BMW dealerships, I may go nab an M5 or something similar. (Also, demolition derby down the street, Fun Fun Fun !!!)
also: hey SkyPiercers, how come your post count re-set ?
After 10:30 PST, my IQ drops to around that of a shovel, please disregard anything I say after aforementioned time, it will likely not make any sense, and is best ignored.
Ascend into heaven, find out that everyone in heaven is either using ASCII, LINUX, UNIX, or Vista, Cry out "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Learn LINUX. Yep, that is what will happen on the day of Rapture. Then I might build a steampunk airship in heaven just so I can FLY AROUND IN AN AIRSHIP!!! Yes, that would be fun...
If the world ends in a zombie apocalypse, I might just die from excitement.
I knew buying 200 copies of Max Brooks' "Zombie Survival Guide" was a good idea!
Yay!!! Someone else bought the book!!! It is very helpful. I mean, last time I was in the 256th demension, they were having their zomb-poc. Luckily, we had some katanas. Or else us Ninja Defenders Against Zombies (NDAZ) would have been screwed.
(I'm Catholic. I think I'd get taken but it depends on how strict the rules are.)
I'm Catholic as well. I talked to a fundamentalist I know regarding this stuff and he said that other Christians can go to heaven, but non-Christians cannot in any circumstances. So I guess if he's right we're probably fine, but he doesn't believe the Rapture is tomorrow, anway, and his denomination isn't necessarily right, since there's plenty that disagree.
I'd hope God gives me a M60 and alot of ammo. Then I'd kick some serious demon butt until I die, then I'd go to heaven and ask for a Jet-plane/Jetpack and fly around.
Oh no, he is going down too. They all going down. But that is for the sequel. December 2012, first it was heaven now it is hell in "holy fire 2: Highway to hell"
*there may or may not be cake
moral of the story: solution to death=kill everything
On the other hand, wouldn't science have gone out and debunked this by now? We went through a lot of rapture days already. 6/6/2006, 9/9/2009 to name a couple.
I have on out in the little shack thin gin my backyard where I keep my gardening ****. And my pickaxe. And my pitchfork. And other stuff not related to gardening.
A pickaxe can be used to till soil, not very effective though, a pitchfork can mix dirt, you know, take the dry dirt above and mix it with the wet soil under it, useful for gettting the weeds.
Am I the only one who hopes that when the people are raptured they just go into a spirit form and there corpses reanimate so I can kick some zombie ass?
God kills the rest of the evil people, and he gets a show of badass' fighting zombies to the death, win win for everyone.
I knew buying 200 copies of Max Brooks' "Zombie Survival Guide" was a good idea!
also: hey SkyPiercers, how come your post count re-set ?
SFW version
Find me the hottest female demon and go to town.
NSFW version
Hi.
Then, after I OD, I'll go to heaven and chill with god.
Yay!!! Someone else bought the book!!! It is very helpful. I mean, last time I was in the 256th demension, they were having their zomb-poc. Luckily, we had some katanas. Or else us Ninja Defenders Against Zombies (NDAZ) would have been screwed.
Hi.
You're aloud to do that any time.
I'm Catholic as well. I talked to a fundamentalist I know regarding this stuff and he said that other Christians can go to heaven, but non-Christians cannot in any circumstances. So I guess if he's right we're probably fine, but he doesn't believe the Rapture is tomorrow, anway, and his denomination isn't necessarily right, since there's plenty that disagree.
You heard that, green and red.
Yeah, and I can't for the life of me think of anyone who would think that's normally immoral and why.
You heard that, green and red.
Not really, because I wouldn't be reading the forums if I was going to be raped by the spawns of Satan in a few hours.
It's hard to follow your dreams when you run from your nightmares. --
Why fap when you could go to a end of the world sex party?