Wife: Would you get remarried if I died?
Husband: No...
Wife: You don't like being a married man?
Husband: Well then... Yes.
Wife: Would you replace my picture with hers?
Husband: Seems Appropriate
Wife: Would she sleep in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Will she use my golf Clubs?
Husband: No, shes left handed
Wife: .....
Husband: ****.
A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they did was to put the cat out. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots back in. So the husband goes back inside to chase it out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband got into the taxi and said, "sorry I took so long, the stupid thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
He's Yellow,
He can't drive,
and he takes karate.
Spongebob is definitely Asian.
Another one-
In a perfect world, there wouldn't be bacon on my socks.
Post your favs below!
....
Because he's a dirty double crosser! HAHAHAH-no?
^Many thanks to Nerevar117 for making this.
Wife: Would you get remarried if I died?
Husband: No...
Wife: You don't like being a married man?
Husband: Well then... Yes.
Wife: Would you replace my picture with hers?
Husband: Seems Appropriate
Wife: Would she sleep in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Will she use my golf Clubs?
Husband: No, shes left handed
Wife: .....
Husband: ****.
To get to the other slide!
:3
You aren't addicted to minecraft.
LOL
he is an alcoholic & it's destroying his family
Yep, ripped straight from xkcd.
A pilot.
Ucwutididthar
**** yeah my 400th post is politically incorrect
He went in and payed for it like everyone else.
It burns longer.
What is a flaming oboe good for?
Setting the bassoon on fire.
http://pcpartpicker.com/user/SteevyT/saved/21PI