Remember, Off-Topic is where you post every mundane, uninteresting thing about your life for everyone to cherish and enjoy.
I'm also a compulsive liar.
After 10:30 PST, my IQ drops to around that of a shovel, please disregard anything I say after aforementioned time, it will likely not make any sense, and is best ignored.
Run all over Wallmart with a PS3/XBOX360/WII box (They sell that?) and say this is better than sex! while dressed as a nerd/geek/etc
or grab a pillow make a hole and then go naked with your penis inside the pillow and say ''Sleep in here please'' to all the womans lol
Make a bomb in the checkout line,
Put the goldfish tank inside of a fridge in the frozen food aisle,
Get a few hundred packs of condoms, open them and throw them all over the store,
Put on one of the condoms and ask passers-by for sexual favours.
*If You want to scare the living **** out of the managers, just use one of the below codes to frighten them:
-Code ADAM - Missing child
-Code Blue - Bomb
-Code Red - Fire
-Code Orange - Chemical Spill
-Code Black - Weather warning
-Code Green - Hostage Situation
*Walk up to an employee and in an official tone say, "I think we've got a code brown in housewares." See what happens.
*While in any department, yell "Who BUYS this **** ANYWAY?"
*Blockade an entire toy isle by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes VS. the X-Men.
Take bets on the battle.
*Switch the men's and women's signs on the bathrooms.
*Dart around suspiciously while humming the Mission Impossible theme
*When an announcement comes over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream, "THE VOICES ARE BACK!"
*Drive around the entrances screaming, "The British are coming!"
*Jump through a pyramid of cans yelling, "IM GONNA SAVE US FROM THAT BOMB!"
*Grab a whole stack of gift cards then use a non-working credit card to try and fill them. Get angry at the cashier and ask to see a manager saying they are doing it wrong.
And, the last but not least:
*Go to a phone (there are several hanging on poles or at empty counters) and press #96. This will get you the intercom. You know what to do. << SOME Wal-Marts have a store number restriction. Check your recepit for the store number (I.E #5080)
*If You want to scare the living **** out of the managers, just use one of the below codes to frighten them:
-Code ADAM - Missing child
-Code Blue - Bomb
-Code Red - Fire
-Code Orange - Chemical Spill
-Code Black - Weather warning
-Code Green - Hostage Situation
*Walk up to an employee and in an official tone say, "I think we've got a code brown in housewares." See what happens.
*While in any department, yell "Who BUYS this **** ANYWAY?"
*Blockade an entire toy isle by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes VS. the X-Men.
Take bets on the battle.
*Switch the men's and women's signs on the bathrooms.
*Dart around suspiciously while humming the Mission Impossible theme
*When an announcement comes over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream, "THE VOICES ARE BACK!"
*Drive around the entrances screaming, "The British are coming!"
*Jump through a pyramid of cans yelling, "IM GONNA SAVE US FROM THAT BOMB!"
*Grab a whole stack of gift cards then use a non-working credit card to try and fill them. Get angry at the cashier and ask to see a manager saying they are doing it wrong.
And, the last but not least:
*Go to a phone (there are several hanging on poles or at empty counters) and press #96. This will get you the intercom. You know what to do. << SOME Wal-Marts have a store number restriction. Check your recepit for the store number (I.E #5080)
throw stuff at people from on top of a shelf while they are walking by then jump of into the opposite aisle
START A FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or yell food fight
put tacks in all of the shoes so that when people go to put them on OUCH
drink off of the shelves then put it back hardly drank at all so people dont notice
ask for directions to target
take a piece of homework and ask the staff for help on it
try paying for it in a differant currency and ignore the sir we dont take that currency
anual shopping cart derby
"acidentaly" crash a cart full of stuff and run away
when ever you do any of these claim it is april 1st even if its not
tell them your 8 ball lied to u about life the universe and everything and walk away holding a gun in your hand
ask for a XXXXXXXL snuggie for your dad. then bring your dad LOL
ask someone to hold your wallet for you and if they dont run away with it act like your looking for it then shout he stole my wallet stop him
prank call from "mars"
prank call asking to order pizza and ignore them say sir this is walmart not a pizza parlor or just say uh yay now il be there to pick it up in 30 mins
---the infamous duck tape---
1.take the bathroom door closed
2.throw tape wads at people
3.ask if can realy tape a duck if they say yes then bring in a duck and rig it to prove them wrong
4.ask some guy his name then spell out his name with the tape on the floor FRAMED
5.tape the delete button down on their key boards
6.tape the front doors closed
ask for a return on underwear
change all of the clocks in the store
have a rock concert in the store
make the store your base of operations for your terrorist group(and your anti terror group)
try to buy a target gift card
put acid in the soap dispensers
put a closed sign on the front door
this good enough for now i am totally writing these down
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798
I'm also a compulsive liar.
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or grab a pillow make a hole and then go naked with your penis inside the pillow and say ''Sleep in here please'' to all the womans lol
This will cause frustration
When they do say "Its my **** in a box!"
Show workers first
Put the goldfish tank inside of a fridge in the frozen food aisle,
Get a few hundred packs of condoms, open them and throw them all over the store,
Put on one of the condoms and ask passers-by for sexual favours.
Yep, I know from experience.
*If You want to scare the living **** out of the managers, just use one of the below codes to frighten them:
-Code ADAM - Missing child
-Code Blue - Bomb
-Code Red - Fire
-Code Orange - Chemical Spill
-Code Black - Weather warning
-Code Green - Hostage Situation
*Walk up to an employee and in an official tone say, "I think we've got a code brown in housewares." See what happens.
*While in any department, yell "Who BUYS this **** ANYWAY?"
*Blockade an entire toy isle by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes VS. the X-Men.
Take bets on the battle.
*Switch the men's and women's signs on the bathrooms.
*Dart around suspiciously while humming the Mission Impossible theme
*When an announcement comes over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream, "THE VOICES ARE BACK!"
*Drive around the entrances screaming, "The British are coming!"
*Jump through a pyramid of cans yelling, "IM GONNA SAVE US FROM THAT BOMB!"
*Grab a whole stack of gift cards then use a non-working credit card to try and fill them. Get angry at the cashier and ask to see a manager saying they are doing it wrong.
And, the last but not least:
*Go to a phone (there are several hanging on poles or at empty counters) and press #96. This will get you the intercom. You know what to do. << SOME Wal-Marts have a store number restriction. Check your recepit for the store number (I.E #5080)
*If You want to scare the living **** out of the managers, just use one of the below codes to frighten them:
-Code ADAM - Missing child
-Code Blue - Bomb
-Code Red - Fire
-Code Orange - Chemical Spill
-Code Black - Weather warning
-Code Green - Hostage Situation
*Walk up to an employee and in an official tone say, "I think we've got a code brown in housewares." See what happens.
*While in any department, yell "Who BUYS this **** ANYWAY?"
*Blockade an entire toy isle by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes VS. the X-Men.
Take bets on the battle.
*Switch the men's and women's signs on the bathrooms.
*Dart around suspiciously while humming the Mission Impossible theme
*When an announcement comes over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream, "THE VOICES ARE BACK!"
*Drive around the entrances screaming, "The British are coming!"
*Jump through a pyramid of cans yelling, "IM GONNA SAVE US FROM THAT BOMB!"
*Grab a whole stack of gift cards then use a non-working credit card to try and fill them. Get angry at the cashier and ask to see a manager saying they are doing it wrong.
And, the last but not least:
*Go to a phone (there are several hanging on poles or at empty counters) and press #96. This will get you the intercom. You know what to do. << SOME Wal-Marts have a store number restriction. Check your recepit for the store number (I.E #5080)
START A FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or yell food fight
put tacks in all of the shoes so that when people go to put them on OUCH
drink off of the shelves then put it back hardly drank at all so people dont notice
ask for directions to target
take a piece of homework and ask the staff for help on it
try paying for it in a differant currency and ignore the sir we dont take that currency
anual shopping cart derby
"acidentaly" crash a cart full of stuff and run away
when ever you do any of these claim it is april 1st even if its not
tell them your 8 ball lied to u about life the universe and everything and walk away holding a gun in your hand
ask for a XXXXXXXL snuggie for your dad. then bring your dad LOL
ask someone to hold your wallet for you and if they dont run away with it act like your looking for it then shout he stole my wallet stop him
prank call from "mars"
prank call asking to order pizza and ignore them say sir this is walmart not a pizza parlor or just say uh yay now il be there to pick it up in 30 mins
---the infamous duck tape---
1.take the bathroom door closed
2.throw tape wads at people
3.ask if can realy tape a duck if they say yes then bring in a duck and rig it to prove them wrong
4.ask some guy his name then spell out his name with the tape on the floor FRAMED
5.tape the delete button down on their key boards
6.tape the front doors closed
ask for a return on underwear
change all of the clocks in the store
have a rock concert in the store
make the store your base of operations for your terrorist group(and your anti terror group)
try to buy a target gift card
put acid in the soap dispensers
put a closed sign on the front door
this good enough for now i am totally writing these down
Complain to the manager.
Do I winz!?
2. Replace the chocolate ice cream in the machine with your own ****
3. Do an epic Notch face in front of the manager