Hide in a clothing rack and yell "Pick me! Pick me!" every time someone walks by.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off on 5 minute intervals.
Go into a changing room, wait a while, then yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom.
Put as many boxes of condoms in random peoples carts without them noticing.
Find a female friend (or be female), check out with a pregnancy test and a wire coat hanger.
Stand in the produce section with a bottle of KY and look contemplative.
Try to haggle passive aggressively with customer support several times with different products. For example, bring a package of pencils to them and state that it is a faulty product and you want store credit for it. When they ask how it is faulty, tell them they won't turn on :biggrin.gif:
Pretend to slip near staff and lie there pretending to faint. When they come to check you, scream in their face "GOT TRICKED (insert most vile word you know)" and run off, destroying everything in the aisles.
this is a forum game...
1.take lightsabers from toy section and have a battle with your bud across the store
2.dump a bunch of stuff into someones cart while they are not looking
3.Dress in white clothes and a white cap with a red M and wear red overalls and take torches and burn stuff saying you are fire Mario.
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Ohai. I'm THAT guy. You know me.
Something something Fimgaming. Shameless Z. Plug out.
Grab one of the bikes from the store and put a batman costume on, ride the bike at a high speed saying random stuff related to batman. E.G: "Hurry robin we must go" OR
Take one of the display bikes and ride it around the store, claim your taking it for a test drive, if they ask you what you are doing.
Drop a Dora the Explorer toy on the floor and wait for a little to kid to pick it up. When they do, run over to them and scream "SWIPER NO SWIPING!" at them.
Go into the bathroom with a chocolate bar, sit in a stall, and wait for someone to enter the stall next to you. Make groaning noises and wipe the chocolate on your hands. Drop the rest in the toilet for a plop noise. Proceed to put your chocolate covered hand under the stall and ask your neighbor for some toilet paper, because you "ran out".
Go in with a top hat , cheap tuxedo and fake mustach that has been pampered and go up to (if you have it) the bakery area and shout at the bakers 'OLD MAN/WOMAN I DEMAND YOUR FINEST BREAD PRODUCTS'
Hide in the fridges and scare people.
-Play simulated gunfire into the store loudspeaker.
I did it,By the time I got to the frozen foods a guy wearing that stupid blue vest said "Go put that bike up."
I responded with "Myrr... :<" and complied.
DIDN'T GET KICKED OUT THOUGH.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off on 5 minute intervals.
Go into a changing room, wait a while, then yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom.
Put as many boxes of condoms in random peoples carts without them noticing.
Find a female friend (or be female), check out with a pregnancy test and a wire coat hanger.
Stand in the produce section with a bottle of KY and look contemplative.
(last two courtesy of Collecting Double-Takes)
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The framing of this circle on the ground
Brings whirlwinds, tempests, thunder and lightning.
Open a bag of cookies...eat some, and put the opened bag behind another bag.
Shake vigerously all of the soda.
Run up and down isles screaming like little children.
Scatter your bag of popcorn across the store...
Pretend to buy things...and then decide you dont want them and put them in random places.
bumb into a shelf of glass objects....
Ah well.
Try to haggle passive aggressively with customer support several times with different products. For example, bring a package of pencils to them and state that it is a faulty product and you want store credit for it. When they ask how it is faulty, tell them they won't turn on :biggrin.gif:
I've done it with some friends, they really, really don't like it
1.take lightsabers from toy section and have a battle with your bud across the store
2.dump a bunch of stuff into someones cart while they are not looking
3.Dress in white clothes and a white cap with a red M and wear red overalls and take torches and burn stuff saying you are fire Mario.
OR
Take one of the display bikes and ride it around the store, claim your taking it for a test drive, if they ask you what you are doing.
2. Go to the garden section.
3. Yell at people "Move along! This is the hole to China!"
Go into the bathroom with a chocolate bar, sit in a stall, and wait for someone to enter the stall next to you. Make groaning noises and wipe the chocolate on your hands. Drop the rest in the toilet for a plop noise. Proceed to put your chocolate covered hand under the stall and ask your neighbor for some toilet paper, because you "ran out".
OLD WOMAN I DEMAND YOU FINEST BACON XD