A couple of years ago, I noticed a pattern in my luck. I know, it sounds stupid, but I'm certain something is out there to ruin everything I like. I call this thing "it". "It's" first appearance was on the last day of the summer vacation, and I got just got a new trampoline.
Like most kids when they first get a trampoline, I was excited to jump on it, and eager to get as much bouncing in before school starts. I walked outside, threw my shoes off, and stepped on the black rubber of the trampoline. Suddenly, I felt a raindrop. Then another, and another, until it was full on pouring. I ran back inside, as jumping in the rain is slightly uncomfortable to me. The second I stepped inside, the sky cleared up, so I waited for it to dry then went back inside, only for it to begin raining again. This went on for the rest of the afternoon, until "it" finally came up with plan to keep me inside for the rest of day. By making it hail.
I also attended the midnight release of Halo: Reach and took great care of the disk. Treated it as my own baby. Suddenly, in early January, the back to school ads came back, and with them "it." "It" made my Xbox read the disk as dirty when there was only hairline scratches on it. We got it replaced with a clean brand new disk, only for that to be read as dirty as well. When I felt nostalgic and decided to play BioShock 2, which had way more scratches then my Halo disk, it worked perfectly. We cheated "it" though, and bought Reach on demand, giving it no excuse for it not to work.
"It" was pretty pissed, especially when I received a new laptop. I got a new one, because "it" ruined the old one making it refuse to play any PC Games. "It" has caught up with me, and made my speakers cut out, oddly, whenever I'm watching a video I really wanted to see. "It" struck again tonight, making my speakers scream at me as loud as it could. "It's" also broken GMod, when I got a really cool addon. It broke because an update mysteriously appeared, the moment I installed it, which made it refuse to open.
Basically, this is "it's" number one rule:
If I like using it, watching it, or playing it, it has to break. If I have a parade, it must be rained upon.
Every time I follow a webcomic, a few weeks after I start reading it goes on hiatus. When I started playing Minecraft Alpha and got really into it, the leaf decay broked. When I decide to get a PS3 this holiday season I find out that Demon's Souls' online support will be cut before then.
I have that kind of luck. But on the other hand, I seem to have good luck occasionally. Such as pushing buttons on a vending machine as I walk by and get a freebie. :3
Every time I follow a webcomic, a few weeks after I start reading it goes on hiatus. When I started playing Minecraft Alpha and got really into it, the leaf decay broked. When I decide to get a PS3 this holiday season I find out that Demon's Souls' online support will be cut before then.
I have that kind of luck. But on the other hand, I seem to have good luck occasionally. Such as pushing buttons on a vending machine as I walk by and get a freebie. :3
I got a defective bottle once from a vending machine. It couldn't be opened. By anyone.
Every time I follow a webcomic, a few weeks after I start reading it goes on hiatus. When I started playing Minecraft Alpha and got really into it, the leaf decay broked. When I decide to get a PS3 this holiday season I find out that Demon's Souls' online support will be cut before then.
I have that kind of luck. But on the other hand, I seem to have good luck occasionally. Such as pushing buttons on a vending machine as I walk by and get a freebie. :3
I got a defective bottle once from a vending machine. It couldn't be opened. By anyone.
You should've stuck a sharp knife into the bottle(not the cap).
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It seems i have very good luck(no offence to you good sir!)In video games i survive stuff i shouldnt and do things i shouldnt be able to do without hacking....In real life I find money allover the place...and lot of other stuff i cant remember.....but i do seem to pass bad luck onto some people...odd....I claim voodoo...so do my freinds because they cant ever beat me...and when they play a game or something with me they get a little bit of "voodoo" for that match or whatever where doing....very odd however...
Basicly i just got ubar trolled i spent 6 months saving for a PS3 so i finally get one try to go online on black ops then find out PS3 Is hacked or something D: I know theres campaign but i beat that in about 2-3 days
Zombies mode on solo, on map kino der toten, it never gets old. My best is like round 22 I think, I tried like 3 different strategies that gets people like to round 50+ on solo, but it never seemed to work for me so I used my own strategy :3
Basicly i just got ubar trolled i spent 6 months saving for a PS3 so i finally get one try to go online on black ops then find out PS3 Is hacked or something D: I know theres campaign but i beat that in about 2-3 days
Maybe you should have gotten an 360. After all, it has a better online service. I only use my PS3 for 3D Blu-ray movies, nothing else. People are just too cheap to play like 7 bucks a month to get XBL.
When I read last day of summer I got a trampoline I imagined when my friend was jumping and he landed on the spring with his sack and he started crying because it pinched it it was last year in 8th grade lmao
Like most kids when they first get a trampoline, I was excited to jump on it, and eager to get as much bouncing in before school starts. I walked outside, threw my shoes off, and stepped on the black rubber of the trampoline. Suddenly, I felt a raindrop. Then another, and another, until it was full on pouring. I ran back inside, as jumping in the rain is slightly uncomfortable to me. The second I stepped inside, the sky cleared up, so I waited for it to dry then went back inside, only for it to begin raining again. This went on for the rest of the afternoon, until "it" finally came up with plan to keep me inside for the rest of day. By making it hail.
I also attended the midnight release of Halo: Reach and took great care of the disk. Treated it as my own baby. Suddenly, in early January, the back to school ads came back, and with them "it." "It" made my Xbox read the disk as dirty when there was only hairline scratches on it. We got it replaced with a clean brand new disk, only for that to be read as dirty as well. When I felt nostalgic and decided to play BioShock 2, which had way more scratches then my Halo disk, it worked perfectly. We cheated "it" though, and bought Reach on demand, giving it no excuse for it not to work.
"It" was pretty pissed, especially when I received a new laptop. I got a new one, because "it" ruined the old one making it refuse to play any PC Games. "It" has caught up with me, and made my speakers cut out, oddly, whenever I'm watching a video I really wanted to see. "It" struck again tonight, making my speakers scream at me as loud as it could. "It's" also broken GMod, when I got a really cool addon. It broke because an update mysteriously appeared, the moment I installed it, which made it refuse to open.
Basically, this is "it's" number one rule:
If I like using it, watching it, or playing it, it has to break. If I have a parade, it must be rained upon.
Anyone else have similar luck? Post below.
"I'm dead, shut up."
I have that kind of luck. But on the other hand, I seem to have good luck occasionally. Such as pushing buttons on a vending machine as I walk by and get a freebie. :3
I got a defective bottle once from a vending machine. It couldn't be opened. By anyone.
"I'm dead, shut up."
You should've stuck a sharp knife into the bottle(not the cap).
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Yeah, but that's really unlucky.
THIS! I started reading lackadaisy and aside from a few side comics there has been NO new storyline comics.
*there may or may not be cake
Zombies mode on solo, on map kino der toten, it never gets old. My best is like round 22 I think, I tried like 3 different strategies that gets people like to round 50+ on solo, but it never seemed to work for me so I used my own strategy :3
Maybe you should have gotten an 360. After all, it has a better online service. I only use my PS3 for 3D Blu-ray movies, nothing else. People are just too cheap to play like 7 bucks a month to get XBL.
A comes in and blows his genitalia to pieces!
I'm quite the shady customer.