Criticize you for every little thing you do and constantly remind you that you're a fat lazy sack of worthless crap that'll never amount to anything and constantly have a mood that brings you down to their level after you finally get a shred of happiness in on your life?
I was extremely tired and about to fall asleep, but then my mom came in my room and asked how I could make the th small when she writes a number, I did it in 2 seconds then she asked me something else, but you couldnt do it in Microsoft Word so I told her I couldnt do it so she then got really angry at me and left, I was then wide awake >.<
1. Come into my room then leave the goddamn door open.
2. Try to get on MY computer in MY room and go on MY Facebook and figure out what I've been talking about. And by that I mean private stuff. *Wink wink nudge nudge*
3. Try to find out where I keep MY money.
1. Come into my room then leave the goddamn door open.
2. Try to get on MY computer in MY room and go on MY Facebook and figure out what I've been talking about. And by that I mean private stuff. *Wink wink nudge nudge*
3. Try to find out where I keep MY money.
you should just tell them where your money is but take the money and put monopoly money and a note saying "looks like you found my stash".
1. Come into my room then leave the goddamn door open.
2. Try to get on MY computer in MY room and go on MY Facebook and figure out what I've been talking about. And by that I mean private stuff. *Wink wink nudge nudge*
3. Try to find out where I keep MY money.
you should just tell them where your money is but take the money and put monopoly money and a note saying "looks like you found my stash".
Best move ever.
1. Tell you to work on the weekends.
2. Always make you tell them when you go out.
3. Get off the electronics at 7pm (IM ALMOST 16 WTF?).
4. Tell me how everything in the world is evil.
5. Harshly punish me for failing school.
Or just never have your phone out in front of them. I'm so paranoid of my parents :3
My phone is rarely even on vibrate because my parents always go 'WHAT ARE YOU TEXTING ABOUT? WHY ARE YOU TEXTING? IS THAT THE SECRET RECIPE YOU'RE TEXTING? YOU SHOULDN'T BE TEXTING THE SECRET RECIPE!'
Well, there's no secret recipe, but it's pretty much just a variable.
Or just never have your phone out in front of them. I'm so paranoid of my parents :3
My phone is rarely even on vibrate because my parents always go 'WHAT ARE YOU TEXTING ABOUT? WHY ARE YOU TEXTING? IS THAT THE SECRET RECIPE YOU'RE TEXTING? YOU SHOULDN'T BE TEXTING THE SECRET RECIPE!'
Well, there's no secret recipe, but it's pretty much just a variable.
That's exactly what I mean. Honestly, these kinds of parents are dangerous.
Parents: I just herp'd yesterday.
Me: No that was a week ago.
Parents: No derp it was yesterday.
OR
Parents: hrckx.rk.bgk ****cockshittingdicknipples hukx.cg'k No it was yesterday!
Parents: where is herp
Me: did you look for it
Parents: just answer the question
Me: IDK let me look for it
*its right in plain ****ing sight 1 foot away*
Me: Are you kidding me its right there next to you
Parents: Dont get that tone with me.
Parents: I left it right where i do everytime
*is a variety of places in different rooms*
Me: Herp derp derp?
Parents: Because.
****s up unneeded oil change
*le scumbag steve*
says sorry
When you are young you think your parents are annoying then once you leave the house and live life on your own you realize they are not as bad as you had thought. Living with people causes you to see faults where there aren't any because of stress, etc.
ps: I'm not saying all parents are great, but in general they are great and you just don't realize it. There are of course some parents who abuse their children (physically/verbally/sexually) and I do not condone that.
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I don't care if you like me cause god makes no mistakes I'm on the right track baby I was born this way. I'm so in love with Judas babay!!!!!!
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Hm.. I wonder why.
I feel bad for you.
Yeah, and it was a rule instituted when I started high school. I don't know what I did to deserve it.
You heard that, green and red.
The framing of this circle on the ground
Brings whirlwinds, tempests, thunder and lightning.
"So what's on your mind?"
"Furry bondage pics I looked up on the web, why do you ask?"
"..."
"..."
"Okay honey."
Not sure if you got the memo, but there's a handy little button that deletes your messages :3
Or a password? My mom is really nosy, that's why have I lock on mine :smile.gif:
2. Try to get on MY computer in MY room and go on MY Facebook and figure out what I've been talking about. And by that I mean private stuff. *Wink wink nudge nudge*
3. Try to find out where I keep MY money.
you should just tell them where your money is but take the money and put monopoly money and a note saying "looks like you found my stash".
Best move ever.
1. Tell you to work on the weekends.
2. Always make you tell them when you go out.
3. Get off the electronics at 7pm (IM ALMOST 16 WTF?).
4. Tell me how everything in the world is evil.
5. Harshly punish me for failing school.
Or just never have your phone out in front of them. I'm so paranoid of my parents :3
I lol'd at BLARRRRGGGHHH, I don't even know why (:
My phone is rarely even on vibrate because my parents always go 'WHAT ARE YOU TEXTING ABOUT? WHY ARE YOU TEXTING? IS THAT THE SECRET RECIPE YOU'RE TEXTING? YOU SHOULDN'T BE TEXTING THE SECRET RECIPE!'
Well, there's no secret recipe, but it's pretty much just a variable.
That's exactly what I mean. Honestly, these kinds of parents are dangerous.
I lol'd at his name "Derp"
I know its to hide his name.
so what i just wrote is a joke :sleep.gif:
Me: No that was a week ago.
Parents: No derp it was yesterday.
OR
Parents: hrckx.rk.bgk ****cockshittingdicknipples hukx.cg'k No it was yesterday!
Parents: where is herp
Me: did you look for it
Parents: just answer the question
Me: IDK let me look for it
*its right in plain ****ing sight 1 foot away*
Me: Are you kidding me its right there next to you
Parents: Dont get that tone with me.
Parents: I left it right where i do everytime
*is a variety of places in different rooms*
Me: Herp derp derp?
Parents: Because.
****s up unneeded oil change
*le scumbag steve*
says sorry
Parents: ?1
Parents: ?2
Parents: ?3
Me: IDK
Parents: Why not.
Me: Because.
Parents: You cant use that.
Me: why not?
Parents: Because.
You can say that when: (in reference to legitimate complaints)
you are 18
have a job
have kids of your own
can keep a job
pay bills
support a family
When something is constant it is no longer a legitimate reason. (OK) For me.
Now that being said. Ponies.
ps: I'm not saying all parents are great, but in general they are great and you just don't realize it. There are of course some parents who abuse their children (physically/verbally/sexually) and I do not condone that.
I love: Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Ke$ha, Britney Spears, Beyonce, Adele, Shakira, Miley Cirus!