In my early to mid teens I was really careless, I made my ball-sack bleed a couple of times, minor ruptures, nothing Neosporin can't fix. A few times I trapped my balls in an exercise device and tortured myself with it. I'm a lot more careful now. And ballbust myself a lot less often.
Either Samus is way more ****ed up than I am or this is the greatest troll "coming out" thread I've ever seen. Either way, I am impressed. Tell us more about your fascination with mutilating your manly bits.
Just a tip to any ballbusting people out there. NEVER use scalding hot water, I was so lucky I didn't permenantly damage or scald myself. It wasn't boiled water, but I microwaved it for like 8 minutes. Also, don't use hot sauce, it will immobilize even the most hardcore of people for many hours.
I've done things to myself to satisfy this fetish that most people would probably kill themselves rather than endure.
Things involving Cheerios, or worse? :wink.gif:
The Cheerios thing was just a fake copypasta that wasn't true, atleast not true about me. But worse.
I'm also a closet crossdresser, well sort of. And I've taken women's underwear, tie it around my ballsack and then set it up so it will pull the other end of the panties to something and pull myself away. I used to hit myself, but I stopped that. I've used scalding hot water, hot sauce, dropped a toilet seat, you ****ing name it, and I've probably done it.
You're either REALLY tough, or REALLY stupid...
I'm goin' with tough, cause I like you, but still. Geez :tongue.gif:
I can't believe I'm asking this, but....have you ever tried a mousetrap?
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I love Blizzard, but god help me, WoW is a giant money engine that uses human souls as fuel.
I've done things to myself to satisfy this fetish that most people would probably kill themselves rather than endure.
Things involving Cheerios, or worse? :wink.gif:
The Cheerios thing was just a fake copypasta that wasn't true, atleast not true about me. But worse.
I'm also a closet crossdresser, well sort of. And I've taken women's underwear, tie it around my ballsack and then set it up so it will pull the other end of the panties to something and pull myself away. I used to hit myself, but I stopped that. I've used scalding hot water, hot sauce, dropped a toilet seat, you ****ing name it, and I've probably done it.
I tried quitting what feels like a million times when I was younger, I would be depressed and down all the time because of how bad I felt from doing this, not from the pain, but from my own conscious. I've seen a counselor regularly for weeks even. Eventually I just accepted it as a part of who I am and realized that so long as I am careful that there's nothing wrong with this sort of thing and that there are people out there with far worse fetishes out there. If you're into ballbusting and you're in your early teens, get out now while you still can. If you're like 12 and find yourself coming home after school everyday and feel compelled to Google "kicked in the balls" or something like that, and you don't know why, STOP NOW, that's how it started with me. Innocent interest in kicked in the nuts stories and what-not as a 12 year old.
Christ, I never would've imagined somebody going that far when it comes to hurting your balls. o.o
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I can't believe I'm asking this, but....have you ever tried a mousetrap?
No, I thought about it though. I saw a video of a guy who did that, he was a ***** though, he had a really big mousetrap and put a spatula on it and made it hit himself. He's a ***** because I would have used a wooden spoon if I were to do it.
Hal-9000 wrote:
''As much as I respect Count Forkula I am going to have to disagree with you. This is a good idea. I am currently in the process of becoming a Disney Imagineer so i think I know what I am talking about.''
I'm actually telling the truth and don't care if you don't believe me.
Then why did you make the thread? Is announcing your embarrassing fetish part of the arousal process? Are you getting hard now? Going to punch yourself in the crotch while you post your next reply?
Hal-9000 wrote:
''As much as I respect Count Forkula I am going to have to disagree with you. This is a good idea. I am currently in the process of becoming a Disney Imagineer so i think I know what I am talking about.''
You're either REALLY tough, or REALLY stupid...
I'm goin' with tough, cause I like you, but still. Geez :tongue.gif:
I can't believe I'm asking this, but....have you ever tried a mousetrap?
I have to be home by 11 though.
****.
Oh god, my balls just retreated in terror.
Seriously, you were one tough teenager.
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No, I thought about it though. I saw a video of a guy who did that, he was a ***** though, he had a really big mousetrap and put a spatula on it and made it hit himself. He's a ***** because I would have used a wooden spoon if I were to do it.
I still have a sex drive and I can still masturbate, so I would assume so.
We know. But it's fun.
This is my thoughts after his last post.
Then why did you make the thread? Is announcing your embarrassing fetish part of the arousal process? Are you getting hard now? Going to punch yourself in the crotch while you post your next reply?
Two of the best examples of ballbusting:
http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij/me ... g_wmv.aspx
http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij/bb ... _Time.aspx
YEEEAH.. FREE RIDE