Me: Son, remember when you always took your turtle out of the tank and played with it. Then one day it was gone and I told you that it ran away?
Son: Yeah.
Me: Well, I lied. I got drunk one night and sat on it. I passed out and didn't realize it was under me.
Son: *Starts crying*
Me: Quit being a baby, It was just a turtle. I'm the one who is dying. HHHNNNGGG *dead*
Depends on how I die.
If I die surrounded by friends and family, on a deathbed, it'll probably be an honest "Goodbye" or "I love you".
If I die the way I want to die, that is, crashing a spaceship/fighter jet into a evil alien mothership threatening all life on Earth, "HEREEEEE COMES MAMAAAAAAAAAAA"
All right i've been thinking.. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
All:ok
Me: Burn down the hospital
*Shattering snow globe*
Son: Yeah.
Me: Well, I lied. I got drunk one night and sat on it. I passed out and didn't realize it was under me.
Son: *Starts crying*
Me: Quit being a baby, It was just a turtle. I'm the one who is dying. HHHNNNGGG *dead*
Last Words: I CAN'T DIE!
*Omniscient voice starts speaking: Respawing in 3, 2, 1......
The nightmare never ends for you.
I will always return.
If I die surrounded by friends and family, on a deathbed, it'll probably be an honest "Goodbye" or "I love you".
If I die the way I want to die, that is, crashing a spaceship/fighter jet into a evil alien mothership threatening all life on Earth, "HEREEEEE COMES MAMAAAAAAAAAAA"
It's super effective!
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This is why i love MC fourm's moderators
Wake up in Minecraft, punch trees
Fun forum about lamps
These are the last words I'll ever speak and they'll set me free."
Prepare to get Brunched in the face!