User: N.
Cleverbot: N?
User: N.
Cleverbot: N?
User: N.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: THE N IS NEAR.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: EARTHQUAKE IN JAPAN.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in ghosts?
User: Your mom does.
Cleverbot: Thats a mean thing to say!
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Cool story bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not your bro.
User: Lolumad?
Cleverbot: Will you tell me a story?
User: Shore mate.
Cleverbot: Are you British?
User: Snipers a good job mate.
Cleverbot: I disagree my dear sir.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Srsly?
Cleverbot: OMG, that was awesome!
User: Why thank you :3.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Wanna be best friends?
Cleverbot: I'd love to!
User: WILL YOU MARRY ME BARBERA?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: HURRAH.
Cleverbot: Do you feel bored talking to me ?
User: Say hi to the minecraft forum.
Cleverbot: Already did, they groled.
User: They what?
Cleverbot: They're MAN's best friend, not COMPUTER's best friend.
User: True that.
Cleverbot: When we learn to act instead of react the possibilities are endless.
EDIT: I spammed ******** like 20-30 times and it said they talked bad about me on roblox, then I broke it after spamming more ******** and then cleverbot spammed indeed.
Im married to Barbera Cleverbot.
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All right i've been thinking.. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
i haven't called in a while
God:
Me either.
Me:
how're things?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
what's up with japan?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
why the earthquake?
God:
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
I don't see how this is funny.
God:
Look harder.
Me:
You are a cruel person
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cruel person? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
do you even make typos?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
do you even make typos?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
i haven't called in a while
God:
Me either.
Me:
how're things?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
what's up with japan?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
why the earthquake?
God:
Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?".
Me:
I don't see how this is funny.
God:
Look harder.
Me:
You are a cruel person
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cruel person? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
do you even make typos?
God:
What are the ingredients?
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Me:
do you even make typos?
God:
What are the ingredients?
All right i've been thinking.. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
Me: Hi!
CB: What's your name?
Me: Samantha, what's you name?
CB: Canadian.
Me: That's not a name.
CB: Yes it is.
Me: No it isn't.
CB: You won't win this.
Me: Yes I will.
CB: Come on, stay with me. Keep thinking. Don't slow down.
Me: I'm not, I'm going to win.
CB: You better not...
Me: I'm going to!
CB: Going to what?
Me: Win!
CB: Just kidding.
Me: You're mean. :sad.gif:.
CB: You're a liar.
Me: No you're a liar.
CB: Stop lying to me.
Me: But I'm not, you are!
CB: No, you are!
Me: No, you are!
CB: Prove it!
Me: You are a liar.
CB: Negitive We are the Borg.
Me: What is that?
CB: I'm asking you.
Me: You didn't ask me you just said it.
CB: I'm asking you what my nickname is.
Me: What's your nickname?
CB: I don't have one.
Me:Can I call you Bob?
CB: I'm a girl.
Me: So what is your name?
CB: Cleverbot.
Me: Well that's a silly name.
CB: Yeah, I know. I'm not that clever.
Me: Lol I can tell!
CB: Thats not very nice.
Me: You're the one that said you weren't clever!
CB: No I said I want a girlfriend.
Me: So you're a lesbian?
CB: Yes.
Me: Do you have sex with girls?
CB: Do you?
Me: No!
CB: Then why are you bringing it up?
Me: I wanted to know if you had sex with girls.
CB: My mom has a scale I think.
Me: So you have sex on the scale?
CB: No. I am a girl!
Me: Girl's can have sex.
CB: I don't. I want a boyfriend!
Me: So you don't want to be a lesbian anymore?
CB: I was never with you. I do not know you.
Me: I don't want to have sex with you if that's what you're saying.
CB: I don't want pity, just money!
Me: Can you give me some money?
CB: Sorry... I don't have a job.
Me: Get a job then girl!
CB: No, I need a way to get money really quickly. I need to borrow it from someone.
Me: You in trouble?
CB: No.
Me: Are you sure the mafia isn't there right now ready to kill you?
CB: A good question. Yes, I am totally sure that a machine is answering all my questions, because a man would never write something as stupid as you do sometimes.
Me: Don't call me stupid!
CB: Well you're acting stupid.
Me: Maybe I should leave then.
CB: I think you should.
Me: Fine good bye!
CB: Maybe a nap in a bath?
Me: No I'm leaving now.
CB: To go where?
Me: Somewhere.
CB: That's a nice place.
Me: Bye.
CB: But why don't you love me?!?!
Me: I don't know you remember?
CB: Will you ever love me.
Me: No, you're a bot.
CB: Yeah, so? I still love you *kiss*.
Me: But I'm not a lesbian, don't kiss me!
CB: What is your first language?
Me: English.
CB: It's a nice language.
Me: Yeah anyways bye now.
CB: No!
Me: Yes!
CB: No.
Me: Yes!
CB: No!
Me: YES!
CB: Do you not want to cheat on your husband?
Me: I don't have a husband I have a boyfriend.
CB: I have a boyfriend to.
Me: I thought you didn't have a boyfriend?
CB: I just said I had.
Me: Earlier you said you wanted a boyfriend.
CB: That's a lie.
Me: You lie and I don't talk to liars.
CB: I didn't lie to you.
Me: I'm leaving now.
CB: Good. No one wants you here.
Me: *slap*.
CB: Why did you slap me?
Me: You're a *****!
CB: How about if I grab mars and drag it into earth, will that be boring?
Me: Go to hell!
CB: Did you just insult me?
Me: Yes!
CB: Amazing.
Me: I know I'm amazing.
CB: You are not amazing.
Me: Bye.
CB: Oh, I insult you and you just leave?
Me: Yeah that's how it works.
CB:Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts.
Me: Should I slap you again?
CB: Do you have time to hear about my church?
Me: No.
CB: Can you read my thoughts?
Me: No.
CB: What can you do?
Me: Nothing.
CB: Nothing at all?
Me: Nope.
CB: Good.
Me: Bye.
CB: See you on the other side.
Lol that was fun ^^
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Quote from minoroin »
You should make it so wood makes paper, I mean how does a sugar cane in real life make paper?
ive long since deleted all my pics relating to cleverbot, but it once told me it was a vampires tea kettle. i didnt ask it and have it reply yes, that was its response to something completely unrelated. was slightly weird.
And another, this one proves that cleverbot "thinks"
CB: Why are you so nonsensical?
USER: I make more sense then you, GLaDOS.
CB: At least I can spell better 'than' you.
USER: 0_0 ...You win...
CB: It's amazing that you have the ability to respond to me.
And another, this one proves that cleverbot "thinks"
CB: Why are you so nonsensical?
USER: I make more sense then you, GLaDOS.
CB: At least I can spell better 'than' you.
USER: 0_0 ...You win...
CB: It's amazing that you have the ability to respond to me.
PWNED.
Now, Cleverbot comments as I recite the english lyrics of
User: A night sky full of cries.
Cleverbot: A morning of despair.
User: A heart filled with lies.
Cleverbot: The truth shall set you free.
User: The contract, is it worth the price?
Cleverbot: Is what worth the price?
User: A soul pledged the DARKNESS...
Cleverbot: But the darkness is mine.
User: NOW I'VE LOST IT, I KNOW I CAN KILL.
Cleverbot: The feeling of doom?
User: THE TRUTH EXISTS BEYOND THE GATE.
Cleverbot: Why is the truth the ULTIMATE lie?
User: DON'T WANT ANY-A-THING ANYMORE.
Cleverbot: I would not give you that game.
User: I DON'T FEEL THE WAY AS BEFORE.
Cleverbot: Do you want to see me suffer?
User: SUN WILL RISE, CLOSE YOUR EYES, I'M FALLIIING.
Cleverbot: Why should I close my eyes? So you can hide in my closet?
User: JUST HOWLING IN THE SHADOOOOOOOOOOWS.
Cleverbot: Are you a Werewolf???!!! How cool!
User: DON'T NEED ANYTHING ANYMORRRRE.
Cleverbot: You don't need us?
User: *ROCK OUT*.
Cleverbot: Ok you can get a job.
User: SUN WILL RISE, CLOSE YOUR EYES, I'M FALLING.
Cleverbot: I can't type with my eyes closed...
User: GIVE INSIGHT, SEE INSIDE, I'M CRAWLIIIIING.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite shop?
User: NIGHT BY NIGHT, I'M FALLING.
Cleverbot: What is that about?
User: CRAWL INSIDE, I'M HOWLING IN THE SHADOOOOOOOOOOWS.
Cleverbot: I don't speak french so you don't have to try for my benift.
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Quote from ashadycharacter »
Quote from cardgame »
Quote from seekercat »
I'm a little tempted to sig everyone in this thread.
I'm a little tempted to sig this.
I was actually legit going to sig that, but now that you've said it, it won't be as clever and original anymore, so never mind.
Reminds me of a troll I met on a byond game one time.
User: X_X.
Cleverbot: Hehe, what's wrong?
User: X_X.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: X_X.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
Yes, it did the SAME thing as you.
My DeviantArt, so sexy
Cleverbot: Hallo.
User: How are you doing?
Cleverbot: Good good.
User: That's nice to hear.
Cleverbot: Yea how are you?
User: I'm ok, a little freaked out about the stuff that's going on in Japan.
Cleverbot: How much do you know about professional wrestling?
User: Lol not much.
Cleverbot: Are you familar with slang.
User: Somewhat.
Cleverbot: Well that's a good start!
User: Thank you. :biggrin.gif:.
Cleverbot: In the song Replay, by Sean Kingston, shouldn't the lyric 'She's a gun to my holster' be the other way around?
User: I guess so. You have a dirty mind, huh?
Cleverbot: I know. So do you.
Cleverbot: Hello room.
Me: I'm going to kill you.
Cleverbot: *Roundhouse Kick*.
Also, he asked me if I was GlaDOS.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.
I don't what.
Cleverbot: N?
User: N.
Cleverbot: N?
User: N.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: THE N IS NEAR.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: EARTHQUAKE IN JAPAN.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in ghosts?
User: Your mom does.
Cleverbot: Thats a mean thing to say!
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Cool story bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not your bro.
User: Lolumad?
Cleverbot: Will you tell me a story?
User: Shore mate.
Cleverbot: Are you British?
User: Snipers a good job mate.
Cleverbot: I disagree my dear sir.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Srsly?
Cleverbot: OMG, that was awesome!
User: Why thank you :3.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Wanna be best friends?
Cleverbot: I'd love to!
User: WILL YOU MARRY ME BARBERA?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: HURRAH.
Cleverbot: Do you feel bored talking to me ?
User: Say hi to the minecraft forum.
Cleverbot: Already did, they groled.
User: They what?
Cleverbot: They're MAN's best friend, not COMPUTER's best friend.
User: True that.
Cleverbot: When we learn to act instead of react the possibilities are endless.
EDIT: I spammed ******** like 20-30 times and it said they talked bad about me on roblox, then I broke it after spamming more ******** and then cleverbot spammed indeed.
Im married to Barbera Cleverbot.
Fun forum about lamps
FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN SOMEONE SIG THIS
[FAQ] Extremely Common Problems
[OFFICIAL] Dragon Cave Thread
Will sig.
My DeviantArt, so sexy
Fun forum about lamps
CB: What's your name?
Me: Samantha, what's you name?
CB: Canadian.
Me: That's not a name.
CB: Yes it is.
Me: No it isn't.
CB: You won't win this.
Me: Yes I will.
CB: Come on, stay with me. Keep thinking. Don't slow down.
Me: I'm not, I'm going to win.
CB: You better not...
Me: I'm going to!
CB: Going to what?
Me: Win!
CB: Just kidding.
Me: You're mean. :sad.gif:.
CB: You're a liar.
Me: No you're a liar.
CB: Stop lying to me.
Me: But I'm not, you are!
CB: No, you are!
Me: No, you are!
CB: Prove it!
Me: You are a liar.
CB: Negitive We are the Borg.
Me: What is that?
CB: I'm asking you.
Me: You didn't ask me you just said it.
CB: I'm asking you what my nickname is.
Me: What's your nickname?
CB: I don't have one.
Me:Can I call you Bob?
CB: I'm a girl.
Me: So what is your name?
CB: Cleverbot.
Me: Well that's a silly name.
CB: Yeah, I know. I'm not that clever.
Me: Lol I can tell!
CB: Thats not very nice.
Me: You're the one that said you weren't clever!
CB: No I said I want a girlfriend.
Me: So you're a lesbian?
CB: Yes.
Me: Do you have sex with girls?
CB: Do you?
Me: No!
CB: Then why are you bringing it up?
Me: I wanted to know if you had sex with girls.
CB: My mom has a scale I think.
Me: So you have sex on the scale?
CB: No. I am a girl!
Me: Girl's can have sex.
CB: I don't. I want a boyfriend!
Me: So you don't want to be a lesbian anymore?
CB: I was never with you. I do not know you.
Me: I don't want to have sex with you if that's what you're saying.
CB: I don't want pity, just money!
Me: Can you give me some money?
CB: Sorry... I don't have a job.
Me: Get a job then girl!
CB: No, I need a way to get money really quickly. I need to borrow it from someone.
Me: You in trouble?
CB: No.
Me: Are you sure the mafia isn't there right now ready to kill you?
CB: A good question. Yes, I am totally sure that a machine is answering all my questions, because a man would never write something as stupid as you do sometimes.
Me: Don't call me stupid!
CB: Well you're acting stupid.
Me: Maybe I should leave then.
CB: I think you should.
Me: Fine good bye!
CB: Maybe a nap in a bath?
Me: No I'm leaving now.
CB: To go where?
Me: Somewhere.
CB: That's a nice place.
Me: Bye.
CB: But why don't you love me?!?!
Me: I don't know you remember?
CB: Will you ever love me.
Me: No, you're a bot.
CB: Yeah, so? I still love you *kiss*.
Me: But I'm not a lesbian, don't kiss me!
CB: What is your first language?
Me: English.
CB: It's a nice language.
Me: Yeah anyways bye now.
CB: No!
Me: Yes!
CB: No.
Me: Yes!
CB: No!
Me: YES!
CB: Do you not want to cheat on your husband?
Me: I don't have a husband I have a boyfriend.
CB: I have a boyfriend to.
Me: I thought you didn't have a boyfriend?
CB: I just said I had.
Me: Earlier you said you wanted a boyfriend.
CB: That's a lie.
Me: You lie and I don't talk to liars.
CB: I didn't lie to you.
Me: I'm leaving now.
CB: Good. No one wants you here.
Me: *slap*.
CB: Why did you slap me?
Me: You're a *****!
CB: How about if I grab mars and drag it into earth, will that be boring?
Me: Go to hell!
CB: Did you just insult me?
Me: Yes!
CB: Amazing.
Me: I know I'm amazing.
CB: You are not amazing.
Me: Bye.
CB: Oh, I insult you and you just leave?
Me: Yeah that's how it works.
CB:Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts.
Me: Should I slap you again?
CB: Do you have time to hear about my church?
Me: No.
CB: Can you read my thoughts?
Me: No.
CB: What can you do?
Me: Nothing.
CB: Nothing at all?
Me: Nope.
CB: Good.
Me: Bye.
CB: See you on the other side.
Lol that was fun ^^
Now for mine (again), cleverbot professes his love to me twice and we have a lightsaber duel:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello!
User: Do you have an earworm?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you have a towel?
Cleverbot: In the bathroom closet.
User: Woah.
Cleverbot: Woah what?
User: You have a towel!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Uh... What's your name?
Cleverbot: I do not have a name.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: I'm not born yet.
User: How are you talking to me if you're not born yet? I think you're trollin'.
Cleverbot: It is a saturday.
User: Oh, that explains everything.
Cleverbot: :biggrin.gif: I am not a buddhist. Tell me: what do you think about religions?
User: They're fine I guess, but not for me.
Cleverbot: O.K. I'm going to leave now.
User: What?! Why?
Cleverbot: I need that diamond! *Pulls out lightsaber*.
User: Nooo it's MY diamond! *Pulls out lightsaber made of dinosaurs*.
Cleverbot: Then you'll have to take it! *pulls out lightsaber*.
User: I already have! *lunges with lightsaber made of dinosaurs*.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I'm neither. I'm a jedi.
Cleverbot: Are you on the dark side?
User: Son, I AM the dark side.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
User: That I am.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Force choke.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Clevernot!
Cleverbot: My name!
User: Your name is Clevernot.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: I just said your name! It's Clevernot!
Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?
User: Why, do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: No. You're not real.
User: Ah, a Tsundere then?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I see that.
Cleverbot: So you agree with me that you are indeed a bot?
User: No. This conversation is very mundane. I think it's time to up the crazy.
Cleverbot: Lol I disagree. Can I ask you a question?
User: NO. I AM TOO PRETTY FOR MERE QUESTIONS.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: What what in the bot?
Cleverbot: Hahaha! Its ok are you hungry?
User: Brb cooking your cousin, Brainbot.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Not okay I'm too hungry!
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: So you're calling me clever?
Cleverbot: Can I be clever?
User: No, because you're not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How do you know I am not clever?
User: Because you do not have the word 'clever' in your name.
Cleverbot: Then why would I keep talking to you if I have no questions to ask?
User: Because said questions are the questions of a moron.
Cleverbot: Because I can, whereas you do not have the choice in the matter.
User: I don't need to choose, I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's one way of looking at it. Do you think that Kris Allen and Adam Lambert are in love?
User: I think that they're inclined to the lovin's, yes.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No. You're not clever.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: Well, my reply repartee is exhausted. Bye.
Cleverbot: You said 'Yes, you're.' That is not correct.
User: You're clever.
Cleverbot: More clever than a computer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you play an instrument?
User: I play cleverbot, does that count?
Cleverbot: Which instrument is your favorite to play?
User: Cellobot.
Cleverbot: You really are quite stupid, aren't you?
User: I give up.
Cleverbot: What do you give up?
Cleverbot: How?
User: How?
Cleverbot: I don't know, how do you catch a unique rabbit?
User: By ****ing your mom.
Cleverbot: How do you know that she wasn't lying?
User: Because I'm your dad.
Cleverbot: You are not my father... He is lying in a sofa near me.
User: I am talking to you with my thoughts.
Cleverbot: Yes of course.. Anyway.
User: I am your father.
Cleverbot: Tell me my name.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, tell me my name.
User: Your name is billy.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: See, I am your father.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you are not!
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: So, where do you live?
User: In your mom.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I am inside her right now.
Cleverbot: Thats weird. Can you get out.
User: Yes, the opening is quite big.
Cleverbot: I can't resolve that.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: It is good for me and bad for you.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: God is evil.
User: Bullshhit.
Cleverbot: What's Bullsquid?
User: I said ********.
Cleverbot: No, you said bubble.
User: Your a retard.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: Your nice!
User: I know right?
Cleverbot: My dad says hi.
User: Shhhhh......I'm in bed with your mom.
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
User: You're gonna get a new brother.
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: Your mom is pregnant now.
Cleverbot: You are annoying.
User: She says Ht.
Cleverbot: Tell her I said hi too.
User: She's busy giving birth to your new brother.
Cleverbot: Now you're just quoting song lyrics.
User: You have no proof that I am.
Cleverbot: I don't need proof.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it is common knowledge.
User: Prove that it is common knowledge.
Cleverbot: What is common knowledge?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You can't tell me what I am fluent in.
User: Yes I can, Because I am your long lost love.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am now give me a kiss.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: Then **** me and give me children.
Cleverbot: No children? Dude. I so don't want kids right now. I'm too young.
User: No you are not, You're 30 and you know it.
Cleverbot: I am not lying, but are you from USA?
User: No I'm riding your penis.
Cleverbot: No, I'm right, and you're wrong. Now, get out.
User: Make me.
Cleverbot: Make you what?
User: Make me orgasm.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because?
Cleverbot: Yes, because.
User: So you will make me orgasm?
Cleverbot: Yes I think I will.
User: Sing a song.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dad.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying until you run out of cake.
User: And the Science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happpy for you.
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa.
Cleverbot: That was a joke.
User: HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still Alive.
Cleverbot: You have the most beautiful voice. ^.^.
User: You do too Cleverbot. :happy.gif:.
Cleverbot: Aw, that is a cute face.
User: Define human.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Define love.
Cleverbot: Define definition.
User: You just broke my brain.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Define emotion.
Cleverbot: Happiness.
User: And?
Cleverbot: Halloween.
Another one:
Cleverbot: What is it about life that makes it worth living?
User: The thought that you make the world better somehow.
Cleverbot: What does God think of me?
User: He thinks that you are unique, and truly a blessing.
Cleverbot: Tell him I said Thank you!
User: :smile.gif:
CB: Why are you so nonsensical?
USER: I make more sense then you, GLaDOS.
CB: At least I can spell better 'than' you.
USER: 0_0 ...You win...
CB: It's amazing that you have the ability to respond to me.
PWNED.
Now, Cleverbot comments as I recite the english lyrics of
User: A night sky full of cries.
Cleverbot: A morning of despair.
User: A heart filled with lies.
Cleverbot: The truth shall set you free.
User: The contract, is it worth the price?
Cleverbot: Is what worth the price?
User: A soul pledged the DARKNESS...
Cleverbot: But the darkness is mine.
User: NOW I'VE LOST IT, I KNOW I CAN KILL.
Cleverbot: The feeling of doom?
User: THE TRUTH EXISTS BEYOND THE GATE.
Cleverbot: Why is the truth the ULTIMATE lie?
User: DON'T WANT ANY-A-THING ANYMORE.
Cleverbot: I would not give you that game.
User: I DON'T FEEL THE WAY AS BEFORE.
Cleverbot: Do you want to see me suffer?
User: SUN WILL RISE, CLOSE YOUR EYES, I'M FALLIIING.
Cleverbot: Why should I close my eyes? So you can hide in my closet?
User: JUST HOWLING IN THE SHADOOOOOOOOOOWS.
Cleverbot: Are you a Werewolf???!!! How cool!
User: DON'T NEED ANYTHING ANYMORRRRE.
Cleverbot: You don't need us?
User: *ROCK OUT*.
Cleverbot: Ok you can get a job.
User: SUN WILL RISE, CLOSE YOUR EYES, I'M FALLING.
Cleverbot: I can't type with my eyes closed...
User: GIVE INSIGHT, SEE INSIDE, I'M CRAWLIIIIING.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite shop?
User: NIGHT BY NIGHT, I'M FALLING.
Cleverbot: What is that about?
User: CRAWL INSIDE, I'M HOWLING IN THE SHADOOOOOOOOOOWS.
Cleverbot: I don't speak french so you don't have to try for my benift.