You can be a part of every major guild in the land and still find time to save the world from destruction by daedra, since they're in no special hurry and will wait until you complete every sidequest there is, to actually start the main quest and THEN, ONLY THEN will they actually do something. (The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, although this can be applied to the majority of RPGs, to some extent)
you can jump 10 storeys and still live after landing in a haystack. HARD. (ac2)
haystacks are placed at the very spot where a very nice viewpoint of the surroundings are (ac2)
you can get shot millions of times, but just use a health kit and you'll survive (borderlands)
how to survive a zombie apocalypse (dr2 & l4d2)
eating pork and bread can heal your wounds (minecraft & a lot of other games)
mario doesn't get a concussion from hitting his head on so many blocks (super mario)
you can pick up lava with a bucket (minecraft)
you can defuse a bomb through the ceiling (cs 1.6)
can't think of anymore.
brain juice spent.
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-You can fall 50 feet and not be injured (F:NV)
-You can enter someone's house and they most likely wont care that you are there. (every RPG I know of)
-Irradiated Water heals more than pure water. (F3 and F:NV)
-If you shoot a roach with a B.B. gun it wont die. (F3)
-If you silently kill someone a mile away from the nearest town the town knows you killed them and tries to kill you. (F3 and F:NV)
cars/aircraft/boats do not need fuel, you can drive/fly/boat forever. -most games with vehicles in them.
apes can not only swim, they can breath underwater -donkey kong 64
if you throw your sword a new one will appear in your hands - legend of zelda.
you can sneak a live grande or mine into someones pants, and they will just hop around and swat at it until it explodes- fallout 3/NV
need a dispenser here! -TF2
changing to a lighter weapon will make you go faster, even if it is still on your person. -many video games.
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*there may or may not be cake
If it's a Film, chances are the game based off it sucks[and vice-versa] (Movie games)
You can make things float with your mind by pushing "E" (VALVe games)
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Doing evil things actually makes you grow horns and glow red, as well as losing most of your hair.
You can be younger by paying a bunch of corrupt priests in a temple in the middle of nowhere.
Being bald is attractive/sexy.
- Fable 1
You can chop through somebody's body with an axe if you're woodcutting and not kill them.
You can jump into a tree and get permanently stuck there.
You can impress anyone by dancing around like a loon or making various expressions.
Heros are apparently a race of superhuman beings.
- Fable 2
You can catch creatures with unimaginable power just by throwing balls at them.
There is a place called the Safari Zone where throwing rocks at animals is encouraged.
There are literally hundreds of different creatures living in your world, and more continue to be discovered every other year.
Pokemon never really die, just faint.
Three kids keep being fooled by villainous rejects time and time again and never seem to learn their disguises or mannerisms.
The world was created by a gigantic monster that looks like a horse.
There are creatures that catch on fire and not only do they not die, they shoot flames at people and other creatures.
It's possible to use thunder as armor.
Attacking any creature's horn with electricity is considered an intelligent and effective strategy.
Ghosts aren't just real, they can be captured and trained.
A fish can become a giant fish-dragon.
- Pokemon
It is possible to jump from a second story (or higher) building without dying or being harmed.
It's possible to literally fly forward when you thrust your knife in front of you.
You can stand in midair in the right conditions.
- MW2
Missing an arm? Internal bleeding? Are you having massive organ failure? Just heal with a health pack and it's like you never got hurt.
Getting hit by a gigantic zombie won't kill you, but it will send you flying backwards.
Puke is the most useful zombie bait ever conceived.
- Left 4 Dead (1 and 2)
If you walk out in the open, little green and completely silent monsters come out of nowhere and blow you to bits.
You can build anything out of anything, anywhere.
You can dig anywhere, even with your bear hands, unless it's bedrock.
Your entire world was created by a Swedish man in his 30s.
There are no birds.
If you make a giant rectangle out of obsidian and light it on fire, you'll open up another hellish reality.
Sand floats on torches.
- Minecraft
-Almost every Legend of Zelda game
If you hurt a chicken enough you can control it with your mind
- Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
If you hit your green brother on the head as hard as you can with a hammer, he will be able to go underground and explore!
- Mario and Luigi: Super Star Saga
(not bad of a game :tongue.gif: )
You can be eaten, burned, torn to shreds and only faint, waking up to being thrown on the ground by a bunch of cats (Monster hunter)
Salt is deadly.
Saws will disintegrate you.
You never run out of blood.
You can manage to keep upward momentum as long as you jump at another wall.
haystacks are placed at the very spot where a very nice viewpoint of the surroundings are (ac2)
you can get shot millions of times, but just use a health kit and you'll survive (borderlands)
how to survive a zombie apocalypse (dr2 & l4d2)
eating pork and bread can heal your wounds (minecraft & a lot of other games)
mario doesn't get a concussion from hitting his head on so many blocks (super mario)
you can pick up lava with a bucket (minecraft)
you can defuse a bomb through the ceiling (cs 1.6)
can't think of anymore.
brain juice spent.
-You can enter someone's house and they most likely wont care that you are there. (every RPG I know of)
-Irradiated Water heals more than pure water. (F3 and F:NV)
-If you shoot a roach with a B.B. gun it wont die. (F3)
-If you silently kill someone a mile away from the nearest town the town knows you killed them and tries to kill you. (F3 and F:NV)
Thats all I can think of.
apes can not only swim, they can breath underwater -donkey kong 64
if you throw your sword a new one will appear in your hands - legend of zelda.
you can sneak a live grande or mine into someones pants, and they will just hop around and swat at it until it explodes- fallout 3/NV
need a dispenser here! -TF2
changing to a lighter weapon will make you go faster, even if it is still on your person. -many video games.
*there may or may not be cake
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You can make things float with your mind by pushing "E" (VALVe games)