I've been trying around with the sexbot thing. :tongue.gif:
Stranger: I'm a 54 year old man looking for my wife who left me 15 years ago
Stranger: I'M NOTHING WITHOUT ELIZABETH
You: You are now connected to Sexbot 3000.
You: Please specify gender.
Stranger: Male
You: Current mode set to : "female"
You: Keep?
You: Y/N
Stranger: No
You: Current mode set to : "male"
You: Keep?
You: Y/N
Stranger: Yes
You: Please specify positions.
I've been trying around with the sexbot thing. :tongue.gif:
Stranger: I'm a 54 year old man looking for my wife who left me 15 years ago
Stranger: I'M NOTHING WITHOUT ELIZABETH
You: You are now connected to Sexbot 3000.
You: Please specify gender.
Stranger: Male
You: Current mode set to : "female"
You: Keep?
You: Y/N
Stranger: No
You: Current mode set to : "male"
You: Keep?
You: Y/N
Stranger: Yes
You: Please specify positions.
Stranger: Hi
You: Can I ask you a question?
Stranger: Ya
You: Why did China bomb Pearl Harbor?
Stranger: I duuno
Stranger: U tell?
You: You lose, JAPAN bombed Pearl Harbor... lrn2history.
Stranger: nYC QUES
Stranger: M or F??
You: Would'nt you like to know?
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: I wanna know
You: Okay, fine.. I'll tell you.
You: I'm a female.
Stranger: Nyc darling
Stranger: Sharp mind
Stranger: I luved it..
Stranger: Well lets hav sex chat??
You: Haha.
Why don't you spell out nice?
Stranger: Give me your contact number
Stranger: I will call you........
You: Also...
I'd prefer not to talk sexually with you, I also prefer not to give out my number on the internet.
Stranger: Give me your number and tym when shud I call you..
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: Giv it
You: Hi
Stranger: http://www.Sexy*****.com/?uid=417205 (click for pics link)
You: Already have all the pics.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: moo
Stranger: 6
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: quack!
You: this was a triumph
You: i'm making a note here
Stranger: no it wasn't
You: huge success
Stranger: what note?
Stranger: why?
You: its hard to overstate my satisfaction
You: aperture science
You: we do what we must because we can
You: for the good of all of us
Stranger: pschhh
Stranger: trolling is an art
You: except the ones who are dead
You: but there's no sense crying over every mistake
You: you just keep on trying til you run out of cake
Stranger: THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
You: and the science gets done
You: and we make a neat gun
Stranger: wait, you're writing a poetry over here?
You: for the people who are
Stranger: gun? where?!
You: STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!
You: still alive, from Portal
Stranger: ...pigs
You: that's the song
You: pigs?
You: hello?
Stranger: random
You: utjuidrxrezscrt8sebt68v sk9
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: nice to see you too
Stranger: pschh
Stranger: tysdubncewpoiugh-we49rc4356vy2c hptnoc4w5icgtm4ei
You: i'm not even angry
You: i'm being so sincere right now
Stranger: you can't beat the keyboard punching!!!
Stranger: damn
You: even though you broke my heart and killed me
You: and tore me to peices
Stranger: oh come on!
Stranger: the same **** all over
You: and threw every peice into a fire
Stranger: blah blah blah you broke my heart
You: as they burned it hurt because i was so happy for you
Stranger: and to make the disapointment complete, say that you're indian
You: now these points of data make a beautiful line
You: and were out of beta we're releasing on time
Stranger: oh, you want points?
Stranger: hold on
You: so i'm GLaD i got burned
Stranger: .............................................. .... .....................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : ::: : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
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Stranger: RICKROLL'D BIATCH!
You: think of all the things we learned
You: for the people who are STILL ALIVVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: we learned? what?
You: LOOK UP "Still Alive Portal", IDIOT!!!
Stranger: oh for heaven's sake
You: IN ANOTHER TAB
Stranger: DON'T YELL AT ME, YOU *******!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: no thanks.
Stranger: I WANT TO OPEN A NEW WINDOW!!!!NOT TAB
Stranger: UGH!
You: keep yelling for minecraft!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why would I do that?
You: idk
You: idc
You: idfgas
Stranger: grammar, my mad friend, grammar
You: i dont effing give a s***
You: u still alive!!!!!!!!!??
You: .
You: ..
You: ....
You: ........
You: ................
You: ................................
You: WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DONT HURT ME, DONT HURT ME, NO MORE
You: dun dun dun dun dundun da dun
You: imma firin mah lazorz BBLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHH!!!!!!
You: F*** you.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17 m bi
You: [WARNING]
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: hey 14,shemale,horny u?
You: This is the sexbot 3000!
You: WARNING: use of the sexbot 3000 may lead to death and/or orgasm!
Stranger: me likey
Stranger: m/f?
You: Gender currently set at: male. Change gender?
Stranger: yes plz
You: What to?
Stranger: female
You: Gender changed to: female
You: Currently set on: dominance mode
You: Change mode?
Stranger: no
You: Thank you, the sexbot 3000 is ready for action!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tie me down and whip my cock
You: I tie you down, and whip your ass
Stranger: mm i love it
You: I then pull out a rusty metal dildo
You: 40 inches long
You: Ram it in your ass
Stranger: no i dont like gettin ****ed in the ass
You: Puncture all of your organs
Stranger: change mode!!!
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” — Albert Einstein
"Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig." — Robert Heinlein
You: hello
Stranger: balls
You: alright..
Stranger: balls
You: someone was paying attention in their vocab lesson
Stranger: balls
You: what do you shoot at a basketball hoop?
Stranger: balls
You: how do you have meat in spaghetti?
Stranger: balls
You: what do you gargle every night before you go to sleep?
Stranger: ...faggot.
Stranger: WHADDUP BRAH
You: WAS UP MY *****
Stranger: NOT MUCH JUZ CHILLEN BRAH
You: HOW YOU B ROLIN ON YOUR SIDE MAN
Stranger: DAMN MAH I AINT BE ROLLIN ON DA SIDE I BE CHILLEN UP FRONT U?
You: YO THAT WORKS TO FOO, IM IN MY MOMS BASEMENT PLAYING NINTENDO, BRINGING IT BACK OL SKOOL
Stranger: BRO DATS DA STUPIDEST **** I EVER HEARD YOU DUMB WIGGA
You: Why you gotta hurt a brother :sad.gif:
Stranger: HATERS GONNA HATE
You: AN CREEPERS GONNA CREEP
Stranger: YA OKAY BRAH YOU TOO PANSY ASS DUMB TO DO DAT ****
You: MAN IM TOUGHER THAN YOU BY A LONG SHOT, CAN YOU PUNCH STONE AND BREAK IT, I THINK NOT
Stranger: OH COOL
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: How are you?
You: I am fine.
You: I own a stable of horses. They are well-groomed.
Stranger: PONY?!
You: Some ponies, yes.
Stranger: :ohmy.gif:
You: One's a miniature. I call him Cthulhu.
Stranger: aww thats so cute
Stranger: lol
You: I also love narwhals.
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You: Well now...
Stranger: Hey
You: How is this going to work?
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
Stranger: 19 bi female. .. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
Stranger: where u live?
You: My name is Aang, I am 110 years old, and I hail from the Air Nation.
Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
You: I am sorry.
You: You will not get this.
Stranger: ,..awwww u didn"t say yes :sad.gif:
Stranger: ., nice, i have profile and pics at [snip]
You: I have to stop the Fire Nation!
You: ZUKO!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
You: YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY THIS TIME!!!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You: Dammit...
You: He got away...
You: ARE YOU HAPPY??? YOU HAVE CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR WORLD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: asl
You: I can smell fear.
You: Do not try and hide it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: M or f
You: Hold on, let me look down...
You: Female today.
You: Might not be tomorrow.
Stranger: Age
You: Uhhhhhh...
You: 107?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: 25 male looking for virtual sex
You: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Male looking for a cruel sadistic female to make me her ***** on cam. I want you to destroy my balls.
You: Does a jackhammer work?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: as;?
Stranger: *asl?
Stranger: 19 bi female. u horny?...i have msn, fb, skype, email
You: I'm sorry Stranger, I'm afraid I cannot disclose that.
Stranger: where u live?
You: In the recesses of your mind.
You: You're going insane.
Stranger: im in los angeles, usa...so u horny?
You: Submit to my will.
You: It will all be over soon.
You: Resistance is useless.
Stranger: ,...awwww u didn"t say yes :sad.gif:
You: Good.
You: See? It was painless.
You: Now jump onto your desk.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This one was the best.
Stranger: i just sneezed
You: Was it delicious?
Stranger: speak
Stranger: now
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes it was
You: Did it taste like horse?
Stranger: well duh wut else
Stranger: I have an idea
Stranger: mudkipz.ws
Stranger: best website evar
You: You have passed the first test.
You: Now empty your mind and submit to my will.
You: Obey.
Stranger: *Obeys*
You: Good.
You: See? It was painless.
Stranger: It was painless
Stranger: Master Hypnotoad
You: These are not the pics you are looking for.
Stranger: These are not the pics we are looking for.
You: Good.
You: You will let us pass.
Stranger: Move along.
You: Thank you kindly.
Stranger: Thank you.
Stranger: YOU.
You: What does 1 + 1 equal, minion?
Stranger: 3
You: Good. You have passed the final test.
You: Now disconnect from my grace, and convert others to my will!
You: Do so now!
Stranger: Yes Master Hypnotoad
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You: You lied to me.
You: I try not to think while I'm sleeping.
Stranger: I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?
You: Quiet Commander Pop'n'Fresh! I think they are talking about your gold and flaky crust!
Stranger: Create some fun at snack time!
You: I will eat your unhappiness!
Stranger: I will enjoy, sir ****salot!
You: Look! More sleeping people! It must be naptime!.. but who has naptime now? Naptime comes BEFORE pants time. Not after. I think these people are just making up times!
Stranger: You're probably right! Let's set these bitches straight.
You: Look! A te-le-ma-scope!
Stranger: Get 'em, girl.
You: Goodbye Major Cinnamon bun! I will always remember your buttery goodness!
You have disconnected.
I was using Caboose quotes, if you're unfamilliar with the series.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
You have just started
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: and I'm drunk.. a bit.
Stranger: man, they so low I use them to brum the kitchen
Stranger: :smile.gif:
Stranger: spotless
You: okay
Stranger: BAM!
Stranger: feels good, man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
O_o
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: hi!
Stranger: hw r u
You: good, you?
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: m/f
You: male
Stranger: i m fine
Stranger: ur name
You: James
Stranger: from
Stranger: u havve gf
You: USA
You: I do not have a girlfriend
Stranger: u like sex
Stranger: ur age
You: how old are you
Stranger: u
Stranger: i m 19
Stranger: i m sophia
You: I'm not really interested in sex
Stranger: u have ****ed anyone
Stranger: r u gay
You: No, i'm not gay
Stranger: ur age
You: 13, and what's up with the leetspeak?
Stranger: oh, u r too small, byye
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Stranger: i'm looking for horny girl with cam
You: k
You: one sec
You: lem e go get my mom
You: wat is horny mean?
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Stranger: Hey, 16 m usa. asl?
You: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Stranger: i want about 1000 mcdoubles, don't worry if you get the exact number wrong
You: Okay sir
You: That'll be $12095.95
You: Is that all?
Stranger: you might want to add about 5 gallons of dr.pepper with that
You: Okay sir.
You: "Michael! 5 more gallons of dr pepper! hurry up and get it you lazy *****!"
You: Anything else sir?
Stranger: nah nah nah, i'm good
Stranger: trying to gain some pounds you see
You: Okay, that'll be $13195.55
Stranger: -hands over credit card-
You: Um, sir, this credit card is expired.
Stranger: gah, ****
Stranger: -pulls out a pistol-
You: Should I cancel your order?
You: We don't accept firearms as currency, sir.
sorry for the bump, but i thought this was a funny chat i had:
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Stranger: heyy
You: get to the choppa
Stranger: asl??
You: no time for that nonsense
You: GET TO THE CHOPPA
Stranger: wat??
You: NOW
You: GO GO GO
Z-gear lolololol
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You: hey im a level 80 paladin
Stranger: are u bi, gay or str8?
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Little bit of a necropost here, but this thread is still the only (or largest) omegle thread there is:
Stranger: wait..
Stranger: listen..
You: okay
Stranger: do you know what OP is?
You: overpowered or original poster
You: why?
Stranger: oh ok. you must be a civilian
You: huh
Stranger: there is a zombie apocalypse going on
You: ah
Stranger: i need to take you back to my base for safety
You: I'm already holed up in my house
You: I have years of food
You: and enough ammo to last me decades
Stranger: i encourage you to come back to my base
Stranger: it is much safer there
You: I'm afraid I cannot
Stranger: ****
You: I've..I've been bitten
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: *BANG*
Stranger: 3/6 bullets left
Stranger: ****
You: ow!
You: that hurt!
Nobody even tries these days.
Um.
Me: I own a horse
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It ALWAYS happens!
Stranger: http://www.Sexy*****.com/?uid=417205 (click for pics link)
You: Already have all the pics.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I get these a lot...
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: moo
Stranger: 6
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: quack!
You: this was a triumph
You: i'm making a note here
Stranger: no it wasn't
You: huge success
Stranger: what note?
Stranger: why?
You: its hard to overstate my satisfaction
You: aperture science
You: we do what we must because we can
You: for the good of all of us
Stranger: pschhh
Stranger: trolling is an art
You: except the ones who are dead
You: but there's no sense crying over every mistake
You: you just keep on trying til you run out of cake
Stranger: THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
You: and the science gets done
You: and we make a neat gun
Stranger: wait, you're writing a poetry over here?
You: for the people who are
Stranger: gun? where?!
You: STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!
You: still alive, from Portal
Stranger: ...pigs
You: that's the song
You: pigs?
You: hello?
Stranger: random
You: utjuidrxrezscrt8sebt68v sk9
Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: nice to see you too
Stranger: pschh
Stranger: tysdubncewpoiugh-we49rc4356vy2c hptnoc4w5icgtm4ei
You: i'm not even angry
You: i'm being so sincere right now
Stranger: you can't beat the keyboard punching!!!
Stranger: damn
You: even though you broke my heart and killed me
You: and tore me to peices
Stranger: oh come on!
Stranger: the same **** all over
You: and threw every peice into a fire
Stranger: blah blah blah you broke my heart
You: as they burned it hurt because i was so happy for you
Stranger: and to make the disapointment complete, say that you're indian
You: now these points of data make a beautiful line
You: and were out of beta we're releasing on time
Stranger: oh, you want points?
Stranger: hold on
You: so i'm GLaD i got burned
Stranger: .............................................. .... .....................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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.................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':}
.................................................. .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----
.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : ::: : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
.................................................. ............................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
.................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
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Stranger: RICKROLL'D BIATCH!
You: think of all the things we learned
You: for the people who are STILL ALIVVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: we learned? what?
You: LOOK UP "Still Alive Portal", IDIOT!!!
Stranger: oh for heaven's sake
You: IN ANOTHER TAB
Stranger: DON'T YELL AT ME, YOU *******!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: no thanks.
Stranger: I WANT TO OPEN A NEW WINDOW!!!!NOT TAB
Stranger: UGH!
You: keep yelling for minecraft!
Stranger: what?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why would I do that?
You: idk
You: idc
You: idfgas
Stranger: grammar, my mad friend, grammar
You: i dont effing give a s***
You: u still alive!!!!!!!!!??
You: .
You: ..
You: ....
You: ........
You: ................
You: ................................
You: WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DONT HURT ME, DONT HURT ME, NO MORE
You: dun dun dun dun dundun da dun
You: imma firin mah lazorz BBLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHH!!!!!!
You: F*** you.
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I attempted to sing "Still Alive" from Portal. I failed somewhat.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17 m bi
You: [WARNING]
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: hey 14,shemale,horny u?
You: This is the sexbot 3000!
You: WARNING: use of the sexbot 3000 may lead to death and/or orgasm!
Stranger: me likey
Stranger: m/f?
You: Gender currently set at: male. Change gender?
Stranger: yes plz
You: What to?
Stranger: female
You: Gender changed to: female
You: Currently set on: dominance mode
You: Change mode?
Stranger: no
You: Thank you, the sexbot 3000 is ready for action!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tie me down and whip my cock
You: I tie you down, and whip your ass
Stranger: mm i love it
You: I then pull out a rusty metal dildo
You: 40 inches long
You: Ram it in your ass
Stranger: no i dont like gettin ****ed in the ass
You: Puncture all of your organs
Stranger: change mode!!!
"Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig." — Robert Heinlein
Stranger: balls
You: alright..
Stranger: balls
You: someone was paying attention in their vocab lesson
Stranger: balls
You: what do you shoot at a basketball hoop?
Stranger: balls
You: how do you have meat in spaghetti?
Stranger: balls
You: what do you gargle every night before you go to sleep?
Stranger: ...faggot.
I win.
I feel half retarded doing that.
This one was the best.
I was using Caboose quotes, if you're unfamilliar with the series.
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
MineScience - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=166560
Dragonator - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=141803
Sand Skiffs - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=233346
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
O_o
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: hi!
Stranger: hw r u
You: good, you?
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: m/f
You: male
Stranger: i m fine
Stranger: ur name
You: James
Stranger: from
Stranger: u havve gf
You: USA
You: I do not have a girlfriend
Stranger: u like sex
Stranger: ur age
You: how old are you
Stranger: u
Stranger: i m 19
Stranger: i m sophia
You: I'm not really interested in sex
Stranger: u have ****ed anyone
Stranger: r u gay
You: No, i'm not gay
Stranger: ur age
You: 13, and what's up with the leetspeak?
Stranger: oh, u r too small, byye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: k
You: one sec
You: lem e go get my mom
You: wat is horny mean?
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Stranger: Hey, 16 m usa. asl?
You: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Stranger: i want about 1000 mcdoubles, don't worry if you get the exact number wrong
You: Okay sir
You: That'll be $12095.95
You: Is that all?
Stranger: you might want to add about 5 gallons of dr.pepper with that
You: Okay sir.
You: "Michael! 5 more gallons of dr pepper! hurry up and get it you lazy *****!"
You: Anything else sir?
Stranger: nah nah nah, i'm good
Stranger: trying to gain some pounds you see
You: Okay, that'll be $13195.55
Stranger: -hands over credit card-
You: Um, sir, this credit card is expired.
Stranger: gah, ****
Stranger: -pulls out a pistol-
You: Should I cancel your order?
You: We don't accept firearms as currency, sir.
No that "stranger":D I bet he was high!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
You: get to the choppa
Stranger: asl??
You: no time for that nonsense
You: GET TO THE CHOPPA
Stranger: wat??
You: NOW
You: GO GO GO
then they left
Z-gear lolololol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey im a level 80 paladin
Stranger: are u bi, gay or str8?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
MineScience - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=166560
Dragonator - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=141803
Sand Skiffs - viewtopic.php?f=25&t=233346