Lay down arms and offer him forgiveness for his wickedness. Demons feed off hatred, anger and fear, so if I stand with resolve in peace and goodness he can't harm me. Or somethin' like that.
Lay down arms and offer him forgiveness for his wickedness. Demons feed off hatred, anger and fear, so if I stand with resolve in peace and goodness he can't harm me. Or somethin' like that.
1: Offer the demon the potato
2: While its eating the potato, shoot it in the arms and legs 4 times
3: Stab the demon's neck and heart with the bottle
4: Shoot the demon in the forehead with the last bullet
5: Eat the remains of the potato
But you've got a shotgun. You don't have to do any of that. Just shoot it five times at center mass, and it won't have much of a center mass left. Do I have to drive up to new york and teach you how to shoot?
Shoot it 5 times. If that fails, throw the bottle. If that also fails, then I will offer the potato as a gift. OR, shove potato onto the glass bottles edges, put potato (while still on bottle) in mouth, scream a muffled scream, and throw the shotgun at it. It will fear the insane man with a potato in his mouth.
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The only things you have to defend yourself are:
A potato
A broken glass bottle
A shotgun with 5 ammo
Use the glass bottle to cut the potato to exactly fit the bore of my shotgun. Remove the buckshot from one of my shells, and replace it with the bore-fitting potato segment. Shoot the potato up into the air, and escape while the demon runs around trying to catch the potato in its mouth.
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kill it with 3-5 shotgun shells, eat the potato, try to figure out who drank all the wiskey and why I wasted the last bottle on the deamon I didnt even use.
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All you others are only giving it more power.
http://anarchyinyourhead.com/
http://www.strike-the-root.com/
http://mises.org/
We're not pussies.
But you've got a shotgun. You don't have to do any of that. Just shoot it five times at center mass, and it won't have much of a center mass left. Do I have to drive up to new york and teach you how to shoot?
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Exactly. DooM holds this fact true.
If this "Demon" is a Pinky Demon, five shells is more than enough.
However, if it's an archvile.....
DooM is like crack, but better for you.
Use the glass bottle to cut the potato to exactly fit the bore of my shotgun. Remove the buckshot from one of my shells, and replace it with the bore-fitting potato segment. Shoot the potato up into the air, and escape while the demon runs around trying to catch the potato in its mouth.
I can't tell if thats a man or men
Take that demon!
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" --Tzneetch in regards to a chess match against Creed.
actually yes