Call me, disney. We can work something out, Im sure.
Once upon a time there was a girl whose appearence always changed. She was married to a goblin. One day, the goblin was abducted by a devil. The girl ran crying to the king for help.
''Please help me'' said the girl. But the king wouldn't. He was too high, off of royal jenkem. So the girl ran home, and fetched her loyal pet wolf, named biscuit.
They started running to the devil's house, to save the goblin. Suddenly TICKLE MONSTERS showed up out of nowhere. Evil beings, who want nothing more than to tickle. They started tickling the girl.
''ZAP TO THE EXTREME MY SON'' she cried, and the wolf used thunderbolt on the TICKLE MONSTERS. The attack was too much for them, and they exploded due to the pure excellence of the attack.
Finally, arriving at the devil's house, the goblin ran out to her and hugged her.
The devil then burst out, and ate not only their flesh, but their very souls.
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
Once upon a time there was a girl whose appearence always changed. She was married to a goblin. One day, the goblin was abducted by a devil. The girl ran crying to the king for help.
''Please help me'' said the girl. But the king wouldn't. He was too high, off of royal jenkem. So the girl ran home, and fetched her loyal pet wolf, named biscuit.
They started running to the devil's house, to save the goblin. Suddenly TICKLE MONSTERS showed up out of nowhere. Evil beings, who want nothing more than to tickle. They started tickling the girl.
''ZAP TO THE EXTREME MY SON'' she cried, and the wolf used thunderbolt on the TICKLE MONSTERS. The attack was too much for them, and they exploded due to the pure excellence of the attack.
Finally, arriving at the devil's house, the goblin ran out to her and hugged her.
The devil then burst out, and ate not only their flesh, but their very souls.
THE END
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
Where did such genius come from?
You heard that, green and red.
THE END[/quote]
Apparently, the devil was actually a red cyber-demon!
I win.
DooM is like crack, but better for you.
I wish I was awesome enough to have created dogscape.