I just realised something, disturbing. Life is almost exactly like posting on a forum.
Allow me to explain.
When a person very first creates their account, it is, of course, like being born.
After a small time, they start to interact with the community. this is somewhere around 50-100 post. This is like their first words.
Soon after they start becoming slightly more intelegent, around 500 post.
But then, as they mature, and hit 666 (Regarded as an accursed number), they become total dicks. (In real life, and on forums, usually during highschool)
A small time after that, life (or the forums mods) whip them into shape, around 777. (Regarded as a holy number)
After that. they don't undergo much change, until they get really old and, rarely, wise.
Or at least, I'm crazy enough to compare so....
Way to make me feel like a crumbling pile of old bones :<
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Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
This is some what true but can be seen deeper. For instance if thou was to say the quality of posts were like a social level; your one word posts being the homeless and your well grammar and spelling posts would be that of the nobility.
Here's an atheist compatible version that doesn't involve 3-digit numbers or some other crap like that.
500-1000: Teenage stage, subject starts showing signs of douchebaggery.
Yay, I'm almost out of the dbag stage :biggrin.gif:
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High-fives are a renewable resource, so there shall definitely be more.
Anything that promotes post count promotes spam for the sake of spam. Post count means nothing, as well as it should. I'd rather be involved in a forum where the members have less than 20 posts each, but each post is meaningful and well thought out, than be a part of a forum whose members have thousands of meaningless posts just to have the "better" rank or false sense of "seniority".
Ahh thou forgets about what I stated before. If thou hath many singularly worded posts - with deficient grammar skills and horrid spelling - then thy reputaion would surely suffer gravely.
Stop writing like a tool shadow :3
You can't even do it right :3
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Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
Allow me to explain.
When a person very first creates their account, it is, of course, like being born.
After a small time, they start to interact with the community. this is somewhere around 50-100 post. This is like their first words.
Soon after they start becoming slightly more intelegent, around 500 post.
But then, as they mature, and hit 666 (Regarded as an accursed number), they become total dicks. (In real life, and on forums, usually during highschool)
A small time after that, life (or the forums mods) whip them into shape, around 777. (Regarded as a holy number)
After that. they don't undergo much change, until they get really old and, rarely, wise.
Or at least, I'm crazy enough to compare so....
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Kewl.
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.
We're mummies.
I call the headdress.
Holy shotgun, you're right.
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Would this walk involve fornicating on your lawn?
Because I'm definitely not going to do that
You probably have cameras
Then I woke up and laughed.
10-50 posts: Baby stage, a rare chance of intelligent posts(like a baby being intellectually gifted)
50-100 posts: Little kid stage, he's getting smarter and less of a wanker.
100-500 posts: "Big Kid" stage, he's getting smarter and less of a wanker
500-1000: Teenage stage, subject starts showing signs of douchebaggery.
1000-5000: Adult stage, you are likely to be a respected member of the forums.
5000-10000: Likely chance that you've gotten bored with the forums and died(went to another forum)
10000-15000: Your friends no longer surf these forums, you are alone.
15000-50000: Do you even have a life anymore?
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Yep :I
Death is like a banhammer,Painful.
Hey, I resent that.
Yay, I'm almost out of the dbag stage :biggrin.gif:
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Stop writing like a tool shadow :3
You can't even do it right :3
Do not wallow do not stall
Time waits for none at all
Your allowance may crawl,
It may fly or even vanish
But none will seem more lavished
Than time lost to all.