My goal is too subltey inject this thread and the people in it with strawberry filling, then summon a giant cyclops to nom it down. The pure starberryness inside the beast will erod its way out of it, revealing the universes largest Cinnamon Pop Tart. This Pop Tart will attract all serious and ameteur spice and flavor mines from the very edges of both Protoss and Maruader space. These miners, after years, will have drill millions of holes into the large, flat pastry. This will allow room for buildings and the like. I will allows colonists to form a society on this delcious parsel, but after about 5 years of developement, I will physically smash the society with the base of a huge-ass **** proton laser, acquired using the mining profits. I will rotate this laser at speeds so huge that it will rip a hole through time. Still spinning (and by now the delicious Pop Tart base is rotating), the laser will fire, and the rotation will allow the laser to destroy everything in the new universe it inhabits. Slowing the spin down but still firing, it will materelize into our universe again, destroying everything.
"If you aren't ashamed of what you coded 6 months ago, you aren't progressing as much as you should." - My Website : Altar-Apps,Applications, Libraries, APIs, Code snippets and the Heart of Sin roguelike game!
I shall be leashing it, and taking it for a walk across someone's crops. If they glassed the top, I shall destroy, and then walk.
By day, innocent Cobblestone manufacturer. By night, malicious pig-walker.
The idea that I'd have any kind of goal on this forum is laughable, as is the fact that anyone actually has a goal on a forum. Does anyone really take it so seriously.
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I thought you'd contracted a disease that gave you the same metabolism as an oak tree - Maggarg II
It heals all of your goddamn hearts! - kittensamurai
I would be happy just to get to 2,000 posts. I'm usually a lurker, so the last forum I reached that number on has been closed for almost 3 years (and I was an admin there).
My goal is to evolve into a being of pure energy and exist as a god on another plane of exsistence.
Or just to have fun and make e-friends. That's cool too.
TL;DR: the game
- My Website : Altar-Apps, Applications, Libraries, APIs, Code snippets and the Heart of Sin roguelike game!
I don't have a goal.
Ditto.
In a world full of peaches my Johnny, don't ask for applesauce.
It heals all of your goddamn hearts! - kittensamurai
Or just to have fun and make e-friends. That's cool too.
It's a longshot, but worth a try.
i want to profit off YOU.