On August 6th, and August 9th, 1954, a few days from now, a number of Japanese nationalists have agreed to burn the Constitution of the United States of America, along with the Delclaration of Independence.
Many Americans have been very upset about this proposed demonstration of hatred and have protested across numerous counties in mainland USA.
"This is simply a horrific thing that these people are trying to do, not all Americans are like that, I mean, not all of us drop atomic bombs on large population centers..."
- Random Bypasser, Chicago
"Yo, I'm like yo, this ain't no good yo, why you gotta be all disrespecting right? Burning that Constituition thing could really offend some people, yo."
- Hipster, New York
The Japanese Nationalists, however, are very firm on their stance of burning pieces of paper in their idea of "revenge" against the dropping of the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
"Damn white people, why don't you think twice before you drop two bombs onto our cities? Screw your damned 'ruly texts'."
- Angry Japanese Man, Tokyo
"Until you move your dumb military bases at least three blocks away from Okinawa, we will burn your law-making papers unrelentlessly."
- Okinawan Resident, Okinawa
While there have been rumors of moving the military base to prevent the text-burning, these rumors have not been confirmed as of yet.
The issue of the building of a military base in Okinawa has upset a large number of Japanese citizens, even though it has also been claimed as not just a military base, but also a community center. It has been said that if the Constitution and the Declaration are burnt, that it could be used as potent propaganda fuel to convince many Americans, including weeaboos, to never watch anime again, this could cripple Japan's economy.
There seems to be no end in sight.
All comments to this news report should be mailed to this news reporting company thing, cause we haven't invented the internet yet.
COME AND TOGETHER WE WILL DISMANTLE THE GREEDY BOURGEOIS CAPITALIST SYSTEM AND FREE OURSELVES FROM ITS IRON GRIP! SOON THE WORKING CLASS WILL BE FREE FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE PLUTOCRATS AND THE OLIGARCHS ALIKE! WE WILL SEIZE THE WEALTH OF THE CAPITALIST DOGS AND SPREAD IT TO ALL THE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD! COMRADES! TONIGHT WE TAKE THAT WHICH IS RIGHTFULLY OURS: ALL THAT WE HAVE TOILED AND STRUGGLED TO BUILD AND CREATE FOR THE FILTHY RICH PIGS WHO PLAY US AGAINST EACH OTHER WHILE THEY LAUGH AND SNEER! FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!
Many Americans have been very upset about this proposed demonstration of hatred and have protested across numerous counties in mainland USA.
"This is simply a horrific thing that these people are trying to do, not all Americans are like that, I mean, not all of us drop atomic bombs on large population centers..."
- Random Bypasser, Chicago
"Yo, I'm like yo, this ain't no good yo, why you gotta be all disrespecting right? Burning that Constituition thing could really offend some people, yo."
- Hipster, New York
The Japanese Nationalists, however, are very firm on their stance of burning pieces of paper in their idea of "revenge" against the dropping of the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
"Damn white people, why don't you think twice before you drop two bombs onto our cities? Screw your damned 'ruly texts'."
- Angry Japanese Man, Tokyo
"Until you move your dumb military bases at least three blocks away from Okinawa, we will burn your law-making papers unrelentlessly."
- Okinawan Resident, Okinawa
While there have been rumors of moving the military base to prevent the text-burning, these rumors have not been confirmed as of yet.
The issue of the building of a military base in Okinawa has upset a large number of Japanese citizens, even though it has also been claimed as not just a military base, but also a community center. It has been said that if the Constitution and the Declaration are burnt, that it could be used as potent propaganda fuel to convince many Americans, including weeaboos, to never watch anime again, this could cripple Japan's economy.
There seems to be no end in sight.
All comments to this news report should be mailed to this news reporting company thing, cause we haven't invented the internet yet.
This is supposed to teach us a lesson about the burning of the Quran or some **** i dunno
Excuse me what is a Quran?
This is 1954, no one cares about Islam yet.
Now that's the spirit.
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(It turns out GreyMario isn't even born yet.)
**** being a supercomputer, go Elvis!
>Before Bobby Darin
Call me back when you get to the 60's. >_>
COME AND TOGETHER WE WILL DISMANTLE THE GREEDY BOURGEOIS CAPITALIST SYSTEM AND FREE OURSELVES FROM ITS IRON GRIP! SOON THE WORKING CLASS WILL BE FREE FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE PLUTOCRATS AND THE OLIGARCHS ALIKE! WE WILL SEIZE THE WEALTH OF THE CAPITALIST DOGS AND SPREAD IT TO ALL THE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD! COMRADES! TONIGHT WE TAKE THAT WHICH IS RIGHTFULLY OURS: ALL THAT WE HAVE TOILED AND STRUGGLED TO BUILD AND CREATE FOR THE FILTHY RICH PIGS WHO PLAY US AGAINST EACH OTHER WHILE THEY LAUGH AND SNEER! FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!
OOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cough*