You'd have to be blind not to see that he plays a character. He outright acknowledges that most of the games he reviews are just average and that he accentuates the negative a lot.
Ironically, the reasons he praise SR2 actually had nothing to do with the game itself. It had to do with the fact that it was infact, "pants on head" retarded and that allowed him to unleash the most bizarre humanoid creature he could create into the world.
Basically, if he appraised SR2 for it's customization, then there is no reason why he couldn't praise APB, Spore, Sims and any other game with character customization. So that review fell off my radar as "cheap".
Spore was something of a disappointment, the Sims isn't a shooter, and APB (A great game) hadn't come out yet...APB really needs a trial or something, since I only played for an hour during the Key to the City thing...
Ironically, the reasons he praise SR2 actually had nothing to do with the game itself. It had to do with the fact that it was infact, "pants on head" retarded and that allowed him to unleash the most bizarre humanoid creature he could create into the world.
Basically, if he appraised SR2 for it's customization, then there is no reason why he couldn't praise APB, Spore, Sims and any other game with character customization. So that review fell off my radar as "cheap".
Portal praise was valid enough though.
His point was that it was a better GTA IV than GTA IV was.
I agree with almost everything this guy says. Like, 98%.
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I thought you'd contracted a disease that gave you the same metabolism as an oak tree - Maggarg II
It heals all of your goddamn hearts! - kittensamurai
(latest review)
These reviews are hysterical as they get, blatant, painful criticism at its best...
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They're both awesome games, that's why. Saints Row 2 is crazy fun, and Portal is closer to Jesus than any other game ever made.
You forget Psychonauts.
But that's okay. Everyone does. ;-;
There's also Painkiller, TF2 and Bioshock. And the Prince of Persia trilogy. And Fantasy World Dizzy.
Basically, if he appraised SR2 for it's customization, then there is no reason why he couldn't praise APB, Spore, Sims and any other game with character customization. So that review fell off my radar as "cheap".
Portal praise was valid enough though.
My Pathfinder Campaign for the denizens of MCF: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1939035-where-are-we-sandbox-pathfinder-campaign-ooc/
His point was that it was a better GTA IV than GTA IV was.
ya... The Dante's inferno review was hilarious with that one...
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. < That's the point
It heals all of your goddamn hearts! - kittensamurai
why....just cause.....2! ^.^