my teacher had a reapeat offender stealling her garbage (it was a racoon) so one night her husband put a rope on the can nad when he herd the racoon he tried hauling the can through his window to catch it..
Once, we had put up a halloween dummy, and we had left it up longer than normal (we were too lazy to take it down.) After a while, someone finally broke the dummy off the wooden pole it was on, and we found it in the back of our neighbor's truck. We asked these neighbors, and they claimed that they didn't do it, and that someone must have put it in their truck, but they could have been lying, I don't know.
Once on a subway someone pickpocketed my back pocket. I had over 40$ in there, yet he took MY POCKET LINT. (and got caught!) It was too bad, I never got the lint back. :sad.gif:
AHahahaha, this is priceless. XD
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"Guess what kind of hat I have? It's a party hat; you don't get one." - Tycho, Marathon
"I'M GONNA RAPE YOU WITH TNT /psycho" - dysgalt
Zuriki, put a /911 after 999 for users in the USA.
No ****, if your gonna do that also add 111, 000, 122, ect ect. (gawd you selfish USA man their are other countries other than USA)
Once, my Mum dropped her keys and people used it to break into our car, but they didn't do it for money, they did it for some ****ed up mental kick. They stole worthless stuff and our neighbors said they chased them away (they didnt tell us because as far as they could see they were trying to break the lock with a stick but got chased before they could). My mum said she bets that stuff is rotting in a river somewhere.
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How to feel cool on Minecraft forums:
>New Feature is announced
>Begin claiming it ruins the game "MINECRAFT ISN'T A BED/DOG/HAVING FUN SIMULATOR, IT'S ABOUT STANDING IN YOUR HOUSE WITH NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY REMOVE EVERY FEATURE GUH"
My most absurd crime is Susan Boyle not winning Britain's Got Talent.
If you think I'm not being serious, go see a doctor.
She seriously has talent. Talent is not how pretty you look. If that were true I'm gonna get a sex change to become talented :tongue.gif:
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How to feel cool on Minecraft forums:
>New Feature is announced
>Begin claiming it ruins the game "MINECRAFT ISN'T A BED/DOG/HAVING FUN SIMULATOR, IT'S ABOUT STANDING IN YOUR HOUSE WITH NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY REMOVE EVERY FEATURE GUH"
I have another one. Somebody stole our neighbors cat. It was found the next morning, in a animal spiderman costume, duck taped(or rope of something) to a tree branch. The cat was never the same.
I have another one. Somebody stole our neighbors cat. It was found the next morning, in a animal spiderman costume, duck taped(or rope of something) to a tree branch. The cat was never the same.
Furry sex? (0_o)
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"Only a few find the way, Some don't recognize it when they do. Some don't ever want to..." ~Cheshire cat.
My friend was at home in the kitchen, he came out into the dining room and there were 2 mexicans standing there.
Apparently they were lost and came in through the back door.
I, luckily, have no stories...but my uncle has an awesome one. He's a former NYC cop, now he owns a small gated community security service company and buys and sells houses for profit. One day as one of his houses was getting finished, a theif stole something (I forgot what exactly). He went to the house the next night in hopes of catching them in the act. He waited behind a corner while the same guys came back in and tried to steal more appliances. Needless to say he shot a few bullets around their feet and scared the **** out of them. And they never came back...but my uncle was on TV for it. The End.
My friend was at home in the kitchen, he came out into the dining room and there were 2 mexicans standing there.
Apparently they were lost and came in through the back door.
Eh hombre!
Joo gonna eat that taco?
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"Only a few find the way, Some don't recognize it when they do. Some don't ever want to..." ~Cheshire cat.
My friend was at home in the kitchen, he came out into the dining room and there were 2 mexicans standing there.
Apparently they were lost and came in through the back door.
Eh hombre!
Joo gonna eat that taco?
*Insert racial but funny comment*
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How to feel cool on Minecraft forums:
>New Feature is announced
>Begin claiming it ruins the game "MINECRAFT ISN'T A BED/DOG/HAVING FUN SIMULATOR, IT'S ABOUT STANDING IN YOUR HOUSE WITH NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY REMOVE EVERY FEATURE GUH"
he obviously is a redneck. and misplaced his shotgun.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
AHahahaha, this is priceless. XD
"I'M GONNA RAPE YOU WITH TNT /psycho" - dysgalt
My Website of Miscellany
My chiptune music
Yes.
I collect river rocks.
And leave them by the sink.
I don't got a shotgun and I am NOT a redneck! >:U
If I had a choice I'd be back in my old house in hampton but NOO!
My mother wanted to come here to redneckville TX and become a farmer.
All this farm does is cost money and time.
I question her sanity at times.
It's just not financially wise!
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
Have they no damn shame?
See? I'm not so malicious...
No ****, if your gonna do that also add 111, 000, 122, ect ect. (gawd you selfish USA man their are other countries other than USA)
Once, my Mum dropped her keys and people used it to break into our car, but they didn't do it for money, they did it for some ****ed up mental kick. They stole worthless stuff and our neighbors said they chased them away (they didnt tell us because as far as they could see they were trying to break the lock with a stick but got chased before they could). My mum said she bets that stuff is rotting in a river somewhere.
It looked like a nice sandwhich too.
^The Portal Song!^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Q_koTHB54
^Taste the cake song!^
The cake is NOT a lie!
She seriously has talent. Talent is not how pretty you look. If that were true I'm gonna get a sex change to become talented :tongue.gif:
I have another one. Somebody stole our neighbors cat. It was found the next morning, in a animal spiderman costume, duck taped(or rope of something) to a tree branch. The cat was never the same.
Furry sex? (0_o)
And IMO, the only reason Susan Boyle did well is because she is not pretty. If she looked average, I doubt any people would know of her.
Apparently they were lost and came in through the back door.
Pre-survival player. Respect your elders :D.
They stole my dad's shoe. Saw them dragging it into the bushes. Figured it would still be there in the morning. It wasn't.
Eh hombre!
Joo gonna eat that taco?
*Insert racial but funny comment*